Sorry, but if you have an orangery you haven't made anything, you're just a boring old tosspot with an over-inflated ego. It's just a conservatory, nothing more, nothing less. Unless, that is, your orangery is a 500 hectare citrus farm in Portugal; in which case, apologies. I doff my cap to you. As for lazy Susans (one of the few things on the list that I can tick) - it's hardly any sort of achievement owning something you can get for a fiver in Ikea, is it? Worst though, is the log burner. I think this is disgusting. Me and all my family flush ours away, it's far more hygienic.
Never having worked and being of private means is, surely, a prerequisite for even looking at such a list? There's nothing on their about owning horses or being a member of Guards Polo Club - they've got to be oversights surely. And I'm sure most people who have actually really made it would be blissfully unaware of whether they owned a sit-on lawnmower or not as that would be something best left to the estate manager.
3, by the way. I have cricket whites, am on first names terms with several landlords down our way, and we've got a picnic hamper for going to the beach, parks etc with the little 'uns.
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If anyone fitted all those criteria you would have one Brahmin arsehole on your hands...
this will be my last post.
peasants.
I was thinking where do people get the money to do that
Anyway, my summerhouse in the garden not only has its own wood stove - but a flush toilet also.
Beat that, you lot!
Cheery pip
As for lazy Susans (one of the few things on the list that I can tick) - it's hardly any sort of achievement owning something you can get for a fiver in Ikea, is it?
Worst though, is the log burner. I think this is disgusting. Me and all my family flush ours away, it's far more hygienic.
49 for me. Only being on first name terms with the pub landlord got me.
There's nothing on their about owning horses or being a member of Guards Polo Club - they've got to be oversights surely.
And I'm sure most people who have actually really made it would be blissfully unaware of whether they owned a sit-on lawnmower or not as that would be something best left to the estate manager.
Unless 'made it' means 'turned 70 and can't get in and out of the shower anymore'.