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2014 Xmas is ruined because....
AFKABartram
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All your serious and joking (let the audience decide) reasons why Xmas should be cancelled right now...
- ONCE AGAIN there doesn't seem to be a spare pan or hob ring to do me some sweet potato mash
- its too mild
- ONCE AGAIN there doesn't seem to be a spare pan or hob ring to do me some sweet potato mash
- its too mild
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This weather is bloody ridiculous. I'm running out of excuses not to accompany my brother for a swim at Charlton Lido2
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Fallen out with g/friend already so she wants me to stay to dinner, then go back home, apparently. I can be such a d/head sometimes.0
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I'm on call and have 6 jobs dotted around Surrey and Sussex0
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Books and kindle instead of superdry - epic fail daughter/wife0
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perhaps they're trying to tell you something?razil said:Books and kindle instead of superdry - epic fail daughter/wife
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Hehe.. They raided my amazon lists, which werent meant to be used as wishlists.
The older one said it doesn't feel like xmas, nope my bank account is deffo feeling like it is..1 -
can't drink till this evening when I get home as I'm driving to my brothers for lunch who for over 40years still hasn't passed his f@cking licence4
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Worry if they get you a cardigan and slippers for your birthday.2
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It's ten past eleven, and have not had breakfast yet because of Father-in-law having to chat for an hour to everyone who rings up, and taking ten minutes to open each present. Bloomin' pub's open in less than an hour...2
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Because I thought Paper Craft (origami version of MineCraft) would be a good idea for my daughter and now have 300+ MineCraft related items which need folding and assembling!!!!2
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Because I'm just leaving to get ma-in-law :-)2
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Its not cold enough out for me to use my back porch as a fridge...0
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Sounds similar to my Christmas last year g/f stormed out with her turkey so I just had my pud for Christmas dinner. She then called me to ask me to play happy families because her sister invited us over in the evening. Like a mug, I did - worst Christmas ever... we didn't last...Wheresmeticket? said:Fallen out with g/friend already so she wants me to stay to dinner, then go back home, apparently. I can be such a d/head sometimes.
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As mentioned on the Happy Christmas thread, doing Christmas down at my sister's this year. Mum put the turkey on yesterday afternoon and then the rest of the family headed off to church leaving me to turn the oven off at the end of the cooking time, and as my sister put it "just make sure that the oven doesn't blow up". Literally two minutes before I was due to turn the oven off, the power goes off in half the house, and having finally located the circuit breakers and emptied half the pantry so I can crawl in to actually reset them, it appears that the oven has expired.
So at least we have turkey, but no roast potatoes, no yorkshire pudding, no parsnips (not that I'm fussed about the last of those) for lunch, and the sausage rolls and a lot of the other bits and bobs we were going to have for tea can't be cooked either. And to add to the general frustration of the day, niece has been given a furby AND a furbling, so the inane chirping is going to be twice as irritating1 -
Luckily mother in law came to rescue with said garments.. Prague - google it0
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A clothing brandPragueAddick said:0 -
Like pampers for adults.PragueAddick said:10 -
Can't see my kids till tomorrow0
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There should be a sympathy button for those of us that are having a genuinely shit time. I mean how can you "like" something like this? Feel for you mate.smiffyboy said:Can't see my kids till tomorrow
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Daughter and son in law kicked off already... Is it one o'clock yet?
Some spectacularly crap presents from mum, thanks mum, socks too small and two pairs of gloves my 7 month grandaughters hands are too big for!!!
Tra la fuckin lah!1 -
Pour some alcohol on it - that usually calms everything down....soapy_jones said:Daughter and son in law kicked off already... Is it one o'clock yet?
Some spectacularly crap presents from mum, thanks mum, socks too small and two pairs of gloves my 7 month grandaughters hands are too big for!!!
Tra la fuckin lah!1 -
Keeping things fun because that's what our five year old girl wants and deserves. However my wife has had a truly awful year with both of her parents passing away within the last few months.0
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Is that some kind of Christmas euphemism?razil said:Its not cold enough out for me to use my back porch as a fridge...
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Gave up booze in 2014Wheresmeticket? said:
Pour some alcohol on it - that usually calms everything down....soapy_jones said:Daughter and son in law kicked off already... Is it one o'clock yet?
Some spectacularly crap presents from mum, thanks mum, socks too small and two pairs of gloves my 7 month grandaughters hands are too big for!!!
Tra la fuckin lah!
Took up booze in 2015...
Oh look, grandaughters just thrown a newly opened cuddly toy onto a lighted candle on the table...0 -
Cashing in on Japanese cool, but the company is from Cheltenham.smiffyboy said:
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(Good pressies to take to Japan as the writing is as comic as Japanese English is to us!)
Payback for the 1970's British motorbike industrial decline!0 -
Chin up smithy feel for you mate0
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Thank you I'm used to it now today is a day to drink and forget tomorrow is our Christmas Day0
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Local pub no longer selling real beer = crap
Aforementioned Father-in-law kindly offering to take us to much better pub a few miles away = result
Returning to find expensive bottle of Portuguese red we had carted all the way from Algarve especially for Xmas dinner had somehow been consumed without being noticed while we were away on the Danube last week = crap...0
