Surely beards being fashionable has to be nearly over now? These things tend to be cyclical and big beards have been the in thing for what seems like ages.
I genuinely thought that Ben Hamer had converted to Islam when I saw his big beard for the first time. That's how down with the kids I am. I have had a beard for years, because I have no chin.
They sure do. Fathers Day card my daughter sent last year was a Moonpig job with a picture of me bearded holding my newly born grandaughter. Beard lasted 15 minutes after receiving that, I looked like a heavily disheveled nut sack ready for the bone yard!
Never got past 5 days growth, Itchy as buggery and makes me look like Bob Geldoff on a bad day. If you brave all that, keep it trimmed short and manly rather than go for the Ayatollah Hamer look - complete knob.
Never got past 5 days growth, Itchy as buggery and makes me look like Bob Geldoff on a bad day. If you brave all that, keep it trimmed short and manly rather than go for the Ayatollah Hamer look - complete knob.
I genuinely thought that Ben Hamer had converted to Islam when I saw his big beard for the first time. That's how down with the kids I am. I have had a beard for years, because I have no chin.
I'm just sticking with my usual look of several days stubble growth. Had a beard many moons ago and not going back there now that the hair on the top of my head is shorter than the beard would be!
I've got a marvellous bushy growth that I've been cultivating for a month or so now. I can't say it's done anything for me though, other than make me look older. I'm definately looking more Buster Merryfield than Zac Efron.
There are two things to consider when thinking of growing a beard:
Firstly, can you actually grow a proper beard? I see any number of kids walking around with a gentle patchwork of down covering bits of their face and they look ridiculous.You also see people unable to grow a proper moustache and ending up with an unintentional Lincoln; equally ridiculous.
Secondly, assuming you can grow a decent beard and moustache, does it suit you? Be honest with yourself; although you may have invested six weeks of cultivating a vibrant bush, you might look like a twat with one.
Personally, I don't think anyone under the age of forty has any business growing a beard.
I have grown a beard every winter for the last seven years and been told by everyone I look incredibly distinguished...
Never got past 5 days growth, Itchy as buggery and makes me look like Bob Geldoff on a bad day. If you brave all that, keep it trimmed short and manly rather than go for the Ayatollah Hamer look - complete knob.
Never got past 5 days growth, Itchy as buggery and makes me look like Bob Geldoff on a bad day. If you brave all that, keep it trimmed short and manly rather than go for the Ayatollah Hamer look - complete knob.
How itchy is buggery?
Use the right lube and it shouldn't be a problem.
So would you recommend "Rosemary & Olive" or "larger Size"?
Had a good beard. Although I was the only one who liked it and it's earnt me the nickname jihadi. Used my beard trimmers to trim it down recently and I'm missing it.
Are you able to grow an actual full beard or does it grow in patchy? If you can grow a full one then just let it go and keep it nice and trimmed. Best way to go
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These things tend to be cyclical and big beards have been the in thing for what seems like ages.
Firstly, can you actually grow a proper beard? I see any number of kids walking around with a gentle patchwork of down covering bits of their face and they look ridiculous.You also see people unable to grow a proper moustache and ending up with an unintentional Lincoln; equally ridiculous.
Secondly, assuming you can grow a decent beard and moustache, does it suit you? Be honest with yourself; although you may have invested six weeks of cultivating a vibrant bush, you might look like a twat with one.
Personally, I don't think anyone under the age of forty has any business growing a beard.
I have grown a beard every winter for the last seven years and been told by everyone I look incredibly distinguished...
Haven't been fully clean shaven in nearly a year