I'm one of those unfortunate fuckers whose beard grows like a hockey player during the playoffs... But is patchy as fuck. As a consequence, after two weeks I look like I've been stranded on a desert island for a year and caught chickenpox the first day
I've had a beard for a while now... and it would be fair to say it looks bloody awesome! However some important tips: 1. It's going to take some time, so be patient as it will look a little bit scruffy every now and then 2. Remember there's skin under that hair as well, so try and exfoliate once a week 3. Use a quality beard oil... I'm currently using the original recipe 'Apocathery 87'... women seriously love the smell! 4. Don't be afriad to get the occasional trim... a decent barber will help shape your beard 5. If you want to take it another level... get a decent tache wax.. always a great way to look a tad dapper...
What do the birds on here think of that? Probably no opinion as girls have very small brains and the average Doris can only think about little fluffy kittens as they are so cute.
Surely beards being fashionable has to be nearly over now? These things tend to be cyclical and big beards have been the in thing for what seems like ages.
Sorry to quote myself, but is the beard fad starting to come to an end yet?
I've had a beard for a while now... and it would be fair to say it looks bloody awesome! However some important tips: 1. It's going to take some time, so be patient as it will look a little bit scruffy every now and then 2. Remember there's skin under that hair as well, so try and exfoliate once a week 3. Use a quality beard oil... I'm currently using the original recipe 'Apocathery 87'... women seriously love the smell! 4. Don't be afriad to get the occasional trim... a decent barber will help shape your beard 5. If you want to take it another level... get a decent tache wax.. always a great way to look a tad dapper...
Happy bearding!
No wonder this post ended the thread! And before anyone questions me calling this guy a weird bloke, he's my football manager!
Surely beards being fashionable has to be nearly over now? These things tend to be cyclical and big beards have been the in thing for what seems like ages.
Sorry to quote myself, but is the beard fad starting to come to an end yet?
I suspect it might be. Stuff starts to go off trend as soon as silly old gits are noticed joining in. It ruins the credibility doesn't it? Most people could sort of cope with Corbyn's beard because he's pretty much always had it. But when others get on to the bandwagon it all begins to go awry.
Surely beards being fashionable has to be nearly over now? These things tend to be cyclical and big beards have been the in thing for what seems like ages.
Sorry to quote myself, but is the beard fad starting to come to an end yet?
I've had a beard for a while now... and it would be fair to say it looks bloody awesome! However some important tips: 1. It's going to take some time, so be patient as it will look a little bit scruffy every now and then 2. Remember there's skin under that hair as well, so try and exfoliate once a week 3. Use a quality beard oil... I'm currently using the original recipe 'Apocathery 87'... women seriously love the smell! 4. Don't be afriad to get the occasional trim... a decent barber will help shape your beard 5. If you want to take it another level... get a decent tache wax.. always a great way to look a tad dapper...
Happy bearding!
No wonder this post ended the thread! And before anyone questions me calling this guy a weird bloke, he's my football manager!
You are in awe of my beard.. and you are in fact a total 'jasper'
I've had a beard for a while now... and it would be fair to say it looks bloody awesome! However some important tips: 1. It's going to take some time, so be patient as it will look a little bit scruffy every now and then 2. Remember there's skin under that hair as well, so try and exfoliate once a week 3. Use a quality beard oil... I'm currently using the original recipe 'Apocathery 87'... women seriously love the smell! 4. Don't be afriad to get the occasional trim... a decent barber will help shape your beard 5. If you want to take it another level... get a decent tache wax.. always a great way to look a tad dapper...
Happy bearding!
No wonder this post ended the thread! And before anyone questions me calling this guy a weird bloke, he's my football manager!
You are in awe of my beard.. and you are in fact a total 'jasper'
Ha, probably fair. Your beard's not bad, makes a mockery of your shiny bald head.
My phone's broken by the way mate so give Rodney or Royle a ring when you get out of work.
I've had a beard for a while now... and it would be fair to say it looks bloody awesome! However some important tips: 1. It's going to take some time, so be patient as it will look a little bit scruffy every now and then 2. Remember there's skin under that hair as well, so try and exfoliate once a week 3. Use a quality beard oil... I'm currently using the original recipe 'Apocathery 87'... women seriously love the smell! 4. Don't be afriad to get the occasional trim... a decent barber will help shape your beard 5. If you want to take it another level... get a decent tache wax.. always a great way to look a tad dapper...
Happy bearding!
No wonder this post ended the thread! And before anyone questions me calling this guy a weird bloke, he's my football manager!
You are in awe of my beard.. and you are in fact a total 'jasper'
Ha, probably fair. Your beard's not bad, makes a mockery of your shiny bald head.
My phone's broken by the way mate so give Rodney or Royle a ring when you get out of work.
I've had a beard for a while now... and it would be fair to say it looks bloody awesome! However some important tips: 1. It's going to take some time, so be patient as it will look a little bit scruffy every now and then 2. Remember there's skin under that hair as well, so try and exfoliate once a week 3. Use a quality beard oil... I'm currently using the original recipe 'Apocathery 87'... women seriously love the smell! 4. Don't be afriad to get the occasional trim... a decent barber will help shape your beard 5. If you want to take it another level... get a decent tache wax.. always a great way to look a tad dapper...
Happy bearding!
No wonder this post ended the thread! And before anyone questions me calling this guy a weird bloke, he's my football manager!
You are in awe of my beard.. and you are in fact a total 'jasper'
Ha, probably fair. Your beard's not bad, makes a mockery of your shiny bald head.
My phone's broken by the way mate so give Rodney or Royle a ring when you get out of work.
Rodney or Royle?
Haha, the exact two characters the nicknames are based on. Good work sir.
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Been working for 22 years and never gone to work without a shave even when I didn't really need one 22 years ago.
1. It's going to take some time, so be patient as it will look a little bit scruffy every now and then
2. Remember there's skin under that hair as well, so try and exfoliate once a week
3. Use a quality beard oil... I'm currently using the original recipe 'Apocathery 87'... women seriously love the smell!
4. Don't be afriad to get the occasional trim... a decent barber will help shape your beard
5. If you want to take it another level... get a decent tache wax.. always a great way to look a tad dapper...
Happy bearding!
What do the birds on here think of that? Probably no opinion as girls have very small brains and the average Doris can only think about little fluffy kittens as they are so cute.
Or he is in fact a Knobhead
Most people could sort of cope with Corbyn's beard because he's pretty much always had it. But when others get on to the bandwagon it all begins to go awry.
My phone's broken by the way mate so give Rodney or Royle a ring when you get out of work.
Alas I missed the response so there were no Friday night shenanigans (beard or non-beard related)....