Caption Competition

The Red Robin

DaveMehmet

Whatever "what the fuck am I doing here" is in Belgian.

Henry Irving

"that ball boy behind is useless. I can crouch down this far without any seat"

SheffieldRed

New Charlton manager ponders trip to New Cross 'cinema'

adamtheaddick

As long as Km has one of those little bags to pick up his poop once once hes finished we wont get a fine.

charente addick

'Is this ze drill for the fire?'

shirty5

"Nice firm putt starting from 6 inches to the left of the hole, and it should come back in during the final yard. Positive thoughts, Rory"

SheffieldRed

they do what at the bus stop in Blackheath

Henry Irving

"Sod the VIP Q & A. If I crouch down like this behind the table no one will be able to see me"

cafcdave123

"Hurry up half time, ive got a bastard of a turtle head poking out"

Brendan_O_Connell

"Look at me, I'm an attention seeking w*anker who wants to be loved by Roland!"

bobmunro

"My best way out of here is failing the height test - this might work."

DRAddick

"...erm....erm.....erm....uh.....erm..."

CafcWest

Umm "Now I know how Solly sees the game..."

Algarveaddick

Now no-one on Charlton Life will have any idea how tall I am...

soapy_jones

You know when you have a tune that goes round and around in yer head?

"Can't get used to Luzon you, no matter what we try to do, gonna spend the whole game to, Luzon to..."

WestCountryAddick

"oooh Roly I love your grass so much, it's so fresh and green and....wtf....they scored again? Fuck it, at least we have the grass..."

North Lower Neil

"My preciousss...."

thai malaysia addick

If you all adopt this position when defending corners, the opposition won't be able to see you marking them.

sam3110

Maybe if I make myself 3'3" I can be labelled "somewhat quality" by the fans

DRAddick

"Can't wait to meet up with my mates Doc, Sneezy, Bashful, Grumpy, Sleepy and Happy later".

killerandflash

"This new SE7 bowling green is great, but somebody needs to stop those guests from Norwich running around on it"

AFKABartram

Crouch (bell) End

Dippenhall

DRAddick said:

"...erm....erm.....erm....uh.....erm..."

Winner

cafcdave123

DRAddick said:

"Can't wait to meet up with my mates Doc, Sneezy, Bashful, Grumpy, Sleepy and Happy later".

You forgot Afka......

AFKABartram

"Tis a crying shame they never secured the late licence until 2am Thursday to Sunday for the bowling alley"

CostaFortune

"If I hold my mouth open it will look like I am smiling and that I want to be at Sharlton"

AFKABartram

Why am I crouching down?

In Israel we have a saying - don't climb too high and you won't have to fall

Nicholas

Watching this shit is making me want one too.

killerandflash

"By crouching down, all the disabled supporters behind me will get a good view of our scintillating football!"

Macronate

"i wonder if anyone will send me some flowers tomorrow to make me feel better".