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Just checking those shoelaces are OK, otherwise someone will have to tie them for me.1
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Now where did I put my starting blocks?0
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"Some of my strings seem to be broken as I'm finding it hard to stand upright"11
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"Vot is in this sack I am supposedly getting in de morning???"3
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"Roly told me to keep the club on its arse for the foreseeable"0
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if things seem bad now, what will happen when the fans find out about my salary being paid into my HSBC Swiss Bank account2 -
Shouldn't that be "...worm...worm...worm...uh...worm..."DRAddick said:"...erm....erm.....erm....uh.....erm..."
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If I were a tall man .. ayubba yubba yubba yubba deedle deedle dieddle dooo4
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How does it go again? Bunny rabbit goes around the tree...1
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I'm sure I've seen some of these players before.
It's all coming back to me now.. angry fans.. pretend footballers.. mad, lying Belgians..
Oh, god, I think I'll just curl up into a ball and die2 -
I wish I could stand up for longer, but I'm so used to kneeling infront of Roly, I just can't. Huh.2
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"This body position makes me look intelligent. The jokes on them I'm actually secretly rubbing a mouth ulcer".0
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If I stay down here they might not see that my pants are on fire.
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The paper planes will never hit me if I stay down like this.
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That well known Disney song............
"I've got no strings to hold me down,
To make me laugh or make me frown,
It's not my fault, you can't blame me,
I don't buy the players or pick the team,
There are no strings on me"
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More stinker than thinker.tangoflash said:0 -
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Come on Cheriton United1
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Just got to get a little lower...... a little lower...... that's it..!! Ahhhh, so Katrien wears pink ones, eh?0
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Guy Luzon stars in "Around Roly's World in 80 Days"...Liege (tick)...Sharlton (tick)...now, is it Alcorcon, Upjest, St Trinians or Carl Harris Jena next??1
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9 across, apologise0
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i wonder if anyone could advise me as to the correct length of hair when considering highlights2
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If I claim squatters rights, perhaps the boss won't be able to sack me.1
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"Look! Look! Players see how I crouch with passion, I do not vant to stand up too much. Sometimes vhen you want to stand up too much is no good. You need to be balanced"
"You understand? Huh?"0 -
Crouching tiger, hidden wanker.5 -
Vhy am I speaking German...carly burn said:"Vot is in this sack I am supposedly getting in de morning???"
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Eet is ze national language of ze Israeli people, you Dummkopf.........ForeverAddickted said:
Vhy am I speaking German...carly burn said:"Vot is in this sack I am supposedly getting in de morning???"
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Whilst in England at Charlton you should speak the language "Dutch" everyone knows that! Derrrrrh!tangoflash said:
Eet is ze national language of ze Israeli people, you Dummkopf.........ForeverAddickted said:
Vhy am I speaking German...carly burn said:"Vot is in this sack I am supposedly getting in de morning???"
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