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At Least Someone Scores at The Valley! (Advert shown red card by watchdog, pg. 19)

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  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    At least they kicked off in the right place, any chance of getting them back at halftime ?
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,621
    Cue about 50 blokes turning up at Saturday's game with a white line painted down their backs and bragging it was them.,.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,851
    Do we get a DVD of this with our £4 programme on Saturday?
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    letthegoodtimesroll said:

    Cue about 50 blokes turning up at Saturday's game with a white line painted down their backs and bragging it was them.,.

    Or 50 women with grass stains on their knees
  • DRAddick
    DRAddick Posts: 3,588
    Wonder if he scored a perfect hatrick?
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    Whose rack?
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    Would'ya
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    WSS said:

    Stinks of Paddy Power.

    Better than stinking of fish
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,807
    Its far too well shot and lit
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    edited February 2015
    Breaking news on the charlton Athletic sex caper......................
    The Metropolitan police have said as the centre circle is a crime scene,
    Entering without consent ? the ground that is.
    The centre spot will be taped off and Kick off will be 3 yards to the left.
    You couldn't make this up ?
    Saturday's Game was always going to be a pantomime,
    "O know it's not" Luzon wonders where CP is.
    "He behind you"

    More to follow...............

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  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,621
    All that effort the other night to trend on Twitter to get the next home game publicised and all that they really had to do is find the right gimmick...
  • Addickted2U
    Addickted2U Posts: 3,080
    sammy391 said:

    Its not only a new pitch that got laid!


    Really? Is that it? I'm sure there were a few other Lifers saying - "Whelmed"!!
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,621
    I pity the first player to miss on Saturday... 'Score on your back, you couldn't score on your back...'
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,792
    smiffyboy said:

    Anyone one that thinks over wise of what I've said look for yourselves Saturday there is no PTZ (pan tilt zoom )camera that looks directly along the half way line that would of caught that, it is staged by the club as a campaign and more will follow it is all gonna form part of drive to get more younger supporters like has been published

    and breath
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    Dogging party at the Valley next Wednesday night. A massive event to be hosted by Stan Collymore,
    Phone 03330 14 44 44
  • red_murph
    red_murph Posts: 2,460
    Joking aside. It's clearly a massive fake.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    killerandflash said:

    Do we get a DVD of this with our £4 programme on Saturday?

    Its the uncut version.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,792
    This gives a whole new meaning to 'Sex Addicks'.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    Absurdistan said:

    Dogging party at the Valley next Wednesday night. A massive event to be hosted by Stan Collymore,
    Phone 03330 14 44 44

    You've entered the Number wrong... I tried and all I got offered was a ticket to see Forest :(
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  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,103
    Some fantastic comments on this thread.

    Clearly fake, who has CCTV that actually makes the 'camera moving noise' anyway.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    LeaburnForEngland said:

    I think this is where they got the idea from...

    image

    You've wasted a great chance there... Should have put Roly's head on the bloke laying down lol!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    red_murph said:

    Joking aside. It's clearly a massive fake.

    I don't think she did.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    edited February 2015
    red_murph said:

    Joking aside. It's clearly a massive fake.

    You mean to say she didnt actually orgasm at the end?
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    It's disgusting, absolutely disgusting!

    Not that fact that they had a bunk up on the pitch, but the fact that they had their 'after sex' cigarette in the bogs in The North Lower and none of the stewards even said a word!
  • sammy391
    sammy391 Posts: 3,782
    edited February 2015
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Anywhere the full video may be in not certain it ain't real!
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    image
  • mattaddick
    mattaddick Posts: 655
    Reminds me of that wonderful piece of commentary from the 90s - 'and there goes Seaman, dribbling out of the box.'

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