Adam Johnson, Ched Evans and my App (Invention)

LoOkOuT · March 2015

See, the product's shaping up already.

brogib · March 2015

Lets brainstorm!

PL54 · March 2015

brogib said:
Lets brainstorm!

Let's not

brogib · March 2015

PL54 said:

brogib said:
Lets brainstorm!
Let's not

Lets

smudge7946 · March 2015

How about if you are a 1970s celebrity you have to type in a pin and anyone who has the app will be alerted to your presence.

Beckboy · March 2015

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legaladdick · March 2015

This is not dissimilar to my own idea. I have a team of lawyers scouring clubs and pubs looking for amorous drunks. When it seems that a couple are likely to end up dabbling in each others underwear, the lawyer leaps forward, producing a legal contract of just 24 pages which covers those activities each is prepared to consent to (or not - delete as appropriate.) For the sum of only £250 each (plus VAT of course - credit cards accepted) the loving couple will be encouraged to continue their spontaneous activity once PayPal have authorised the transaction.

Who says romance is dead?

IA · March 2015

legaladdick said:
This is not dissimilar to my own idea. I have a team of lawyers scouring clubs and pubs looking for amorous drunks. When it seems that a couple are likely to end up dabbling in each others underwear, the lawyer leaps forward, producing a legal contract of just 24 pages which covers those activities each is prepared to consent to (or not - delete as appropriate.) For the sum of only £250 each (plus VAT of course - credit cards accepted) the loving couple will be encouraged to continue their spontaneous activity once PayPal have authorised the transaction.

Who says romance is dead?

There's a company here that does that, but they charge only £200, and you get a free bottle of Lambrini.