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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,778
    The scam bird song app that I invented that just randomly throws up the names of birds. Made me a bloody fortune. 
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,948
    ME14addick said:
    Merlin app confirming that the bird noise is that of Eurasian Jackdaw.

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 22,347
    Stig said:
    ME14addick said:
    Merlin app confirming that the bird noise is that of Eurasian Jackdaw.

    That's just a crow with fancy ideas about himself
  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 2,064
    Not feeling too well today so I’m just surfing the net and YouTube and I came across a discussion between 3 flat earthers and 3 scientists and the flat earthers have just told the scientists to do their own research on this!

    Hilarious!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 22,347
    Going to Bluewater with my wife and daughter as I need stuff for my holiday. My wife refuses to shop with me so I shot off, got everything I needed in under 90 minutes and now waiting in the bar for them to finish. Take your time ladies 
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 53,083
    DaveMehmet said:
    Going to Bluewater with my wife and daughter as I need stuff for my holiday. My wife refuses to shop with me so I shot off, got everything I needed in under 90 minutes and now waiting in the bar for them to finish. Take your time ladies 
    You won't be fit to drive by the time they get back.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 22,347
    Covered End said:
    DaveMehmet said:
    Going to Bluewater with my wife and daughter as I need stuff for my holiday. My wife refuses to shop with me so I shot off, got everything I needed in under 90 minutes and now waiting in the bar for them to finish. Take your time ladies 
    You won't be fit to drive by the time they get back.

  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,575

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 22,347
    Went for a roof down drive earlier to Eynsford and the smell as I drove past the lavender farm at Lullingstone was lovely.
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 1,320
    Went for a down top drive earlier through Catford and the smell as I drove past wasnt.....

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  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 34,184
    DaveMehmet said:
    Went for a roof down drive earlier to Eynsford and the smell as I drove past the lavender farm at Lullingstone was lovely.
    People near Lullingstone were complaining of an awful smell earlier when a car with its roof down drove past …..
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,308
    Stig said:
    ME14addick said:
    Merlin app confirming that the bird noise is that of Eurasian Jackdaw.

    Used the app last night here in Kerry. 12 different birds heard.
    Today I saw you can play their songs and calls, so played a few bird calls and got responses! Brilliant app.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 18,482
    Dead cats finding out that they do not in fact bounce!
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 100,631
    cantersaddick said:
    Dead cats finding out that they do not in fact bounce!
    Feel like I need a bit more context behind this...
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,948
    iainment said:
    Stig said:
    ME14addick said:
    Merlin app confirming that the bird noise is that of Eurasian Jackdaw.

    Used the app last night here in Kerry. 12 different birds heard.
    Today I saw you can play their songs and calls, so played a few bird calls and got responses! Brilliant app.
    You can do that, but it's best not to as it can confuse and stress the birds. As has been very succinctly put, bird calls have two meanings, 'fuck me or fuck off'. I think the recordings are just meant for you, so you get a good understanding of what to listen for. 
  • cblock
    cblock Posts: 2,065
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  • cblock
    cblock Posts: 2,065
    cantersaddick said:
    Dead cats finding out that they do not in fact bounce!
    Bit strange, needs explaining.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 28,024
    have people really never heard of a dead cat bounce ?
  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 3,094
    My wife going into Bon Mach and only coming outwith one top
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 100,631
    MrOneLung said:
    have people really never heard of a dead cat bounce ?
    No, but to fair you've cleared it up a bit... I had visions of Canters having some weird hobby, chucking things out the top floor window

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  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 18,482
    I cannot comment!


    Heres that famous quote from Eric Cantona Seagulls
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 18,482
    ForeverAddickted said:
    MrOneLung said:
    have people really never heard of a dead cat bounce ?
    No, but to fair you've cleared it up a bit... I had visions of Canters having some weird hobby, chucking things out the top floor window
    The key in this instance was the dead cat himself finding out that he didnt bounce after a desperate attempt to create a bounce. 
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,575
    edited July 8
    Dead Cat bounce is similar to Charlton “New” manager bounce. 
    The bounce just doesn’t happen.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,308
    Stig said:
    iainment said:
    Stig said:
    ME14addick said:
    Merlin app confirming that the bird noise is that of Eurasian Jackdaw.

    Used the app last night here in Kerry. 12 different birds heard.
    Today I saw you can play their songs and calls, so played a few bird calls and got responses! Brilliant app.
    You can do that, but it's best not to as it can confuse and stress the birds. As has been very succinctly put, bird calls have two meanings, 'fuck me or fuck off'. I think the recordings are just meant for you, so you get a good understanding of what to listen for. 
    Noted, won’t do that again unless indoors. 
    I’ve been in Kerry and since using the app heard 18 different birds around our place. I am staggered.
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 6,379
    Stuck on the A2 in traffic I looked over to spot a man weeing at the side of the road. Enormous wang. Made me smile.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,629
    Just having a toilet break by the side of the A2 when I spotted someone …………………. No, it wasn’t me but it’s an easy mistake to make. 😉
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,458
    Arsenetatters said:
    Stuck on the A2 in traffic I looked over to spot a man weeing at the side of the road. Enormous wang. Made me smile.
    It was me 😉
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 18,482
    Solidgone said:
    Arsenetatters said:
    Stuck on the A2 in traffic I looked over to spot a man weeing at the side of the road. Enormous wang. Made me smile.
    It was me 😉
    I'm Spartacus
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 30,896
    Solidgone said:
    Arsenetatters said:
    Stuck on the A2 in traffic I looked over to spot a man weeing at the side of the road. Enormous wang. Made me smile.
    It was me 😉
    Change your username to Solid one.
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 1,320
    edited July 10
    I dont have to bother getting out the car, just poke my "enormous wang" out the sunroof and aim.

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