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  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    Horse surely.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,122

    Horse surely.

    in the new fivers?
  • Fiiish said:


    Doesn't bother me, I never carry anything less than 20s.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    edited November 2016

    Horse surely.

    Of course a horse...
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998

    Fiiish said:


    Doesn't bother me, I never carry anything less than 20s.
    Does that mean you're carrying a pony?
  • Fiiish said:

    Fiiish said:


    Doesn't bother me, I never carry anything less than 20s.
    Does that mean you're carrying a pony?

    If it gives it's little legs a rest then yep.
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    Getting home from work to find the Mrs had got me a beer advent calender.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    Getting home from work to find the Mrs had got me a beer advent calender.

    she feels guilty for sleeping with the window cleaner while you are at work...
  • Getting home from work to find the Mrs had got me a beer advent calender.

    You need to have a word with her, the first day of advent was Sunday.
  • bbob
    bbob Posts: 550

    Getting home from work to find the Mrs had got me a beer advent calender.

    she feels guilty for sleeping with the window cleaner while you are at work...
    small price to pay for all that beer
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited December 2016
    This speech

    https://youtu.be/8mXIhyQ5hDg


    Wooooooooo Hoo
  • MillwallFan
    MillwallFan Posts: 3,347

    This speech

    https://youtu.be/8mXIhyQ5hDg


    Wooooooooo Hoo

    Brilliant :smiley:

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    My daughter choosing to go for an Indian for her birthday meal tonight. When I asked her if she wanted to try another restaurant than our normal one, she replied "daddy, as long as they've got poppadoms, mango chutney, chicken korma, naan bread, ice cream and beer for you, I don't mind where we go"
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,767
    The moment in a season when a pundit says "West Ham are too good to go down."

    Because history tells us that whenever somebody on tv says that, they go down.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Alexis Sanchez
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    Forgetting you put a bet on some minor Scottish fixtures only to find that it came in at about 7/1.
  • A hangover poo
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Winning a prize in the Christmas party raffle.
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    Enjoying a [Dutch proggers] Focus gig, in Chislehurst, with a bottle of Adnam's Broadside on the go.
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  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited December 2016

    A hangover poo

    Depends. There's a fine line between the ideal hangover poo - attained via good solid drinks like Guinness - and the more typical Beeriod - attained by pale ales.

    Don't get me started on the effect of your post-session nosh too; there's one kebab house around here that leaves me feeling like I've had a rimjob off of this fella:

    image
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited December 2016
    Hotel breakfasts where the black pudding isn't served in piddly little thin slices, but they're proper thick and tasty wedges.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Sorting a hotel room out in Paris for me Mrs as she is working up there on Thursday, just about to confirm a 125 Euro Ibis jobbie, which is 15 minute cab ride from where shes gotta be at 5am Thursday. I thought I'd quickly check LateRooms and found a room in a little boutique hotel, 3 minutes walk from her meeting, 5 star guest rating, 40 Euros....
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590

    Sorting a hotel room out in Paris for me Mrs as she is working up there on Thursday, just about to confirm a 125 Euro Ibis jobbie, which is 15 minute cab ride from where shes gotta be at 5am Thursday. I thought I'd quickly check LateRooms and found a room in a little boutique hotel, 3 minutes walk from her meeting, 5 star guest rating, 40 Euros....

    Taking her up the Champs Elysee?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    Sorting a hotel room out in Paris for me Mrs as she is working up there on Thursday, just about to confirm a 125 Euro Ibis jobbie, which is 15 minute cab ride from where shes gotta be at 5am Thursday. I thought I'd quickly check LateRooms and found a room in a little boutique hotel, 3 minutes walk from her meeting, 5 star guest rating, 40 Euros....

    Taking her up the Champs Elysee?
    On the Eifle Tower
  • Foggy mornings like this morning. You get to turn on your fog lights and your car looks 50x more badass.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    Fog lights on a trabant do not make it look more badass.
  • I'm not sure the fog lights I drove on my trabant even worked.

    Classic socialist illusion
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    edited December 2016
    Finding one these before it got a hold on my dog and what's going on that are they about at this time of year?image
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    T.C.E said:

    Finding one these before it got a hold on my dog and what's going on that are they about at this time of year?image

    what is that?