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  • For the first time in about 3 weeks, I've managed to sleep during the night - admittedly only 4 hours or so.

    Just been out to Tesco and got some black pudding, some sausages, and beans as a reward. Fantastic.
  • made it through the 4 lights at the Beaconsfield services roundabout with them all on green for the first time yesterday after months of trying
  • Watch it to the end, it will set you up for a good weekend -

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9ridhuwKVM
  • This was going to go onto the General things that annoy you thread until a phone call I received late this afternoon........

    Yesterday I was woken by a loud noise. At first I thought it had come from the kitchen & sounded like something falling onto the floor. Then I remembered that it was bin day & so assumed it came from outside & was just the binmen dropping my bin.

    5 minutes later there was a loud knocking on my door & through the glass I could see what looked like a delivery driver standing outside. "bloody neighbours out again" I thought & was preparing to take in whatever they had ordered as I often have to do this (them working up town & me often working from home).

    Indeed it was a delivery driver, but not with a parcel but with a phone to his ear & jabbering away in some Eastern European language. From what I could make out (in between the jabbering on his phone) he wanted to know if the blue car sitting outside my house was mine. "Yes" I replied, only to find that he had damaged it with his HERMES van and was letting me know.

    Not only had he completely obliterated the wing mirror (drivers side) he had dented the wheel arch, the passenger door handle & scraped paint of the door also. To cut along story short, he gave me his details (he had to write them down as I couldn't understand anything he was saying) & after I told him I would be claiming against their insurance I bid him farewell. I did tell him that I appreciated that he had stopped & took the time to find out whose car it was rather than just driving off. I would have been royally f**ked off if I had gone out later to find the carnage he had wreaked upon my car.

    Now for the good thing............

    Body repair firm came round this afternoon to collect the car (I was told by the insurance company that it was "un roadworthy" as the drivers wing mirror was missing & so I couldn't drive it anymore until it was all fixed). Before towing it away the towtruck driver highlighted the 4 or 5 areas on the car that were damaged & noticed an area on the front bumper, near the headlights. " He did that as well ?" he asked. " I dunno - I wasn't around to see" I replied. " Looked like he's made a right mess of the drivers side of your car" he said "It seems he's clipped the wheel arch, scraped the door handles & after smashing your wing mirror he's finished the job by damaging your headlight". I just nodded as he highlighted all the damage he could see...........not telling him that I had done the headlight damage myself some months ago as I tried squeezing into a tight parking spot. 1-0 to me (I hope).

    finally, onto the phone call. No more than 5 minutes after my car had been towed away my mobile rang. It was a "theft tracker" service asking if I knew where my car was as they had been alerted that my car was on the move without the engine being on and thought it might have been stolen. I told them all was ok & they reset their system. I haven't bought a tracker for my car & can only assume this is a factory fit bit of kit or something the car manufacture does. How good is that !!
  • What was the name of the tracking company out of interest?
  • The bloke in the blue Joma CAFC bench coat, lower north F block, sits behind the stairwell at the back, his random shouts are getting funnier by the week.
  • This was going to go onto the General things that annoy you thread until a phone call I received late this afternoon........

    Yesterday I was woken by a loud noise. At first I thought it had come from the kitchen & sounded like something falling onto the floor. Then I remembered that it was bin day & so assumed it came from outside & was just the binmen dropping my bin.

    5 minutes later there was a loud knocking on my door & through the glass I could see what looked like a delivery driver standing outside. "bloody neighbours out again" I thought & was preparing to take in whatever they had ordered as I often have to do this (them working up town & me often working from home).

    Indeed it was a delivery driver, but not with a parcel but with a phone to his ear & jabbering away in some Eastern European language. From what I could make out (in between the jabbering on his phone) he wanted to know if the blue car sitting outside my house was mine. "Yes" I replied, only to find that he had damaged it with his HERMES van and was letting me know.

    Not only had he completely obliterated the wing mirror (drivers side) he had dented the wheel arch, the passenger door handle & scraped paint of the door also. To cut along story short, he gave me his details (he had to write them down as I couldn't understand anything he was saying) & after I told him I would be claiming against their insurance I bid him farewell. I did tell him that I appreciated that he had stopped & took the time to find out whose car it was rather than just driving off. I would have been royally f**ked off if I had gone out later to find the carnage he had wreaked upon my car.

    Now for the good thing............

    Body repair firm came round this afternoon to collect the car (I was told by the insurance company that it was "un roadworthy" as the drivers wing mirror was missing & so I couldn't drive it anymore until it was all fixed). Before towing it away the towtruck driver highlighted the 4 or 5 areas on the car that were damaged & noticed an area on the front bumper, near the headlights. " He did that as well ?" he asked. " I dunno - I wasn't around to see" I replied. " Looked like he's made a right mess of the drivers side of your car" he said "It seems he's clipped the wheel arch, scraped the door handles & after smashing your wing mirror he's finished the job by damaging your headlight". I just nodded as he highlighted all the damage he could see...........not telling him that I had done the headlight damage myself some months ago as I tried squeezing into a tight parking spot. 1-0 to me (I hope).

    finally, onto the phone call. No more than 5 minutes after my car had been towed away my mobile rang. It was a "theft tracker" service asking if I knew where my car was as they had been alerted that my car was on the move without the engine being on and thought it might have been stolen. I told them all was ok & they reset their system. I haven't bought a tracker for my car & can only assume this is a factory fit bit of kit or something the car manufacture does. How good is that !!

    the bad news is the driver and the person who will be dealing with you claim both post on here and have now read that. :wink:
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  • Early Man.

    A new film about a tribe who have to play a football match to get their Valley back.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRiPQ8YNrVs
  • @MuttleyCAFC back on the Brexit thread
  • Gotta love French hospitals!

    But first a little background information:
    I recently moved from Luxembourg to the South-West of France and, as I am diabetic, registered with a new doctor at the hospital in La Rochelle. So I go along to the hospital for my 'introductory' visit. Dr looks at the file provided by my previous Dr and ask me if I have ever had a complete medical in relation to my illness, to which I replied no. So he goes ahead and books me in for a medical a couple of weeks later telling me the it is an all-day affair. Here comes the good bit.

    I turn up at the hospital for my appointment at 08.00 with an empty stomach as requested. 08.30 all my blood samples, etc. have been taken and the nurse invites me the breakfast buffet! Very good it was too.
    After several more tests I am invited for a 4-course lunch including my choice of red, white or rosé wine! Love it!

    But the medication they might give you won't be taken orally will it.
    Swings and roundabouts.
  • edited January 2018

    Gotta love French hospitals!

    But first a little background information:
    I recently moved from Luxembourg to the South-West of France and, as I am diabetic, registered with a new doctor at the hospital in La Rochelle. So I go along to the hospital for my 'introductory' visit. Dr looks at the file provided by my previous Dr and ask me if I have ever had a complete medical in relation to my illness, to which I replied no. So he goes ahead and books me in for a medical a couple of weeks later telling me the it is an all-day affair. Here comes the good bit.

    I turn up at the hospital for my appointment at 08.00 with an empty stomach as requested. 08.30 all my blood samples, etc. have been taken and the nurse invites me the breakfast buffet! Very good it was too.
    After several more tests I am invited for a 4-course lunch including my choice of red, white or rosé wine! Love it!

    I have this once a year, I couldn't believe what I was hearing the first time the nurse asked me if I preferred Blanquette de veau or Poussins a l'ai. I thought she was making small talk.....
  • iainment said:

    Gotta love French hospitals!

    But first a little background information:
    I recently moved from Luxembourg to the South-West of France and, as I am diabetic, registered with a new doctor at the hospital in La Rochelle. So I go along to the hospital for my 'introductory' visit. Dr looks at the file provided by my previous Dr and ask me if I have ever had a complete medical in relation to my illness, to which I replied no. So he goes ahead and books me in for a medical a couple of weeks later telling me the it is an all-day affair. Here comes the good bit.

    I turn up at the hospital for my appointment at 08.00 with an empty stomach as requested. 08.30 all my blood samples, etc. have been taken and the nurse invites me the breakfast buffet! Very good it was too.
    After several more tests I am invited for a 4-course lunch including my choice of red, white or rosé wine! Love it!

    But the medication they might give you won't be taken orally will it.
    Swings and roundabouts.
    Do I need to go to a French hospital if I'm experiencing deja vu?
  • This spurs performance. Even if they get away with it it’s a massive crash to earth.

    If Sissoko is worth 30m I’m with 20m
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    Cooked by the candle, low and slow? Good plan, would melt in the mouth that.
  • Getting Christmas presents right. @Weegie Addick "Thoroughly enjoying Nutmeg"
  • The guy from sky finally came to fit our dish properly this time and did an excellent job and made sure everything was spot on, also agreed that the previous fella needed a kick up the arse for his piss poor work.
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  • Got up feeling a bit delicate after going straight out with friends after Welling yesterday. Went downstairs and my wife announced she was doing a full English and would I like one.
  • The fact that HMRC answered their phone straight away on a Sunday morning, and dealt with my enquiry promptly and efficiently. We'll not spoil the mood by talking about their website and childcare voucher/30 hours system and how and actual child could have devised a better one
  • addickson said:

    Getting Christmas presents right. @Weegie Addick "Thoroughly enjoying Nutmeg"

    Ah, brilliant! Glad to hear it.
  • Getting on the train and seeing there's 19 new posts on the "Weirdest thing a colleague has done" thread to enjoy.
  • Looking forward to watching the idiots frothing at the mouth on the Arsenal TV channel after tonight’s loss.
  • Got up feeling a bit delicate after going straight out with friends after Welling yesterday. Went downstairs and my wife announced she was doing a full English and would I like one.

    What was his name?
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