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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,148

    The shirt sponsor should be Betduck…

    I'll get me coat. 
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    How people are happy to share, and take the piss out of, supposedly genuine Tweets about people believing the gold cross surviving the ND blaze was an act of god, but go into orbit about this -



  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,148
    More confusing and less deliberately inflammatory (no pun intended), how anyone can suggest that a cross surviving is a sign from god, but a cathedral burning down, isn't...  
  • SOTF
    SOTF Posts: 1,149
    Ignoring how tacky they are - I always thought car 'Baby on Board' signs were an indication to fellow drivers to have a bit of patience and give extra room.

    I can't work out whether there's one driver local to me who owns a garage and moves the sign from car to car, or every single owner of such a sign in Surrey is a bloody maniac.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Even more confusing is how the people sharing the Tweet think the reply 're the gold cross surviving is really funny (Because the burning point of gold is 1064' and the burning point of wood is only 600'), but don't realise that the fire could've still reached 1064'.

    NB *Not saying I believe it was an act of god, but just pointing out the floor in their post
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    Funny how we all avoid the herding instinct at a row of urinals though eh?
    Speak for yourself. 
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Floor in their posts? Notre dame no longer has a floor.

    That's the flaw in your post sir.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    More confusing and less deliberately inflammatory (no pun intended), how anyone can suggest that a cross surviving is a sign from god, but a cathedral burning down, isn't...  
    My default is that anyone who believes in a God is totally mental, so of course they would believe it........
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304

  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    Dazzler21 said:
    Floor in their posts? Notre dame no longer has a floor.

    That's the flaw in your post sir.
    Which reminds me of the time I was queuing up to buy my daughter a pair of trainers in Sports Direct and a fella accused me of pushing in, even though he was perusing a rack 30 yards away. When I argued the fact and stood my ground, he declared, 'You, sir, are a bastard!'
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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    The SFA


  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,148
    The FAI make them look like a shining beacon of honesty and competence.   
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    People standing waiting for a bus that stand out in the road so they can get a better view to see if the bus is coming, it’s not as if this will make any difference to how quick you get on it will it?
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    buckshee said:
    People standing waiting for a bus that stand out in the road so they can get a better view to see if the bus is coming, it’s not as if this will make any difference to how quick you get on it will it?
    If only buses were red and really really big, then they wouldn't have to do that.......er....?
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Greenie said:
    buckshee said:
    People standing waiting for a bus that stand out in the road so they can get a better view to see if the bus is coming, it’s not as if this will make any difference to how quick you get on it will it?
    If only buses were red and really really big, then they wouldn't have to do that.......er....?
    The thing is I remember waiting for the 161 from Woolwich common back in the early eighties doing this, I now look back or watch others doing it and have no idea what we thought we were gaining. 
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Good!

    OR

    Murderers get less??????


    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49130670 
  • Wilma
    Wilma Posts: 1,618
    buckshee said:
    People standing waiting for a bus that stand out in the road so they can get a better view to see if the bus is coming, it’s not as if this will make any difference to how quick you get on it will it?
    I do this at Dartford - but only because I can get one of three different buses home and they all go from different bus stops. I have to try and figure out what number is on the front first and then dash to the right stop. If I step out into the bus stop area (not road!) then I can get a better view. 
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    Wilma said:
    buckshee said:
    People standing waiting for a bus that stand out in the road so they can get a better view to see if the bus is coming, it’s not as if this will make any difference to how quick you get on it will it?
    I do this at Dartford - but only because I can get one of three different buses home and they all go from different bus stops. I have to try and figure out what number is on the front first and then dash to the right stop. If I step out into the bus stop area (not road!) then I can get a better view. 
    If you take too long to decide, you will have to hope the bus numbers are under the bonnet  :)
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    How that woman that Paul Hollywood recently kicked into touch claims to be 24 yet looks like a hot 40 year old. 
  • Bigbadbozman
    Bigbadbozman Posts: 1,775
    How qualified accountants (my line manager specifically) do not seem to be able to comprehend basic mathematics
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  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    How qualified accountants (my line manager specifically) do not seem to be able to comprehend basic mathematics
    Not knowing how old you or she is, a lot comes to down to learning maths at school. Being an old git myself we learnt maths, doing sums in our head, now of course you have calculators, they will give you the answer, but you have no idea how it works
  • Bigbadbozman
    Bigbadbozman Posts: 1,775
    ross1 said:
    How qualified accountants (my line manager specifically) do not seem to be able to comprehend basic mathematics
    Not knowing how old you or she is, a lot comes to down to learning maths at school. Being an old git myself we learnt maths, doing sums in our head, now of course you have calculators, they will give you the answer, but you have no idea how it works
    She’s about 12-15 years younger than me in her early/mid 30’s. Calculators were banned at my primary school.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    buckshee said:
    How that woman that Paul Hollywood recently kicked into touch claims to be 24 yet looks like a hot 40 year old. 
    Very good looking either way.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,594
    Dazzler21 said:
    buckshee said:
    How that woman that Paul Hollywood recently kicked into touch claims to be 24 yet looks like a hot 40 year old. 
    Very good looking either way.
    She’s not bad either
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,476
    IT technology and computer terminology.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    IT technology and computer terminology.
    Getting paid small fortunes for tuning it off and on again. 😉
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,476
    edited August 2019
    T_C_E said:
    IT technology and computer terminology.
    Getting paid small fortunes for tuning it off and on again. 😉
    The most annoying thing is not being able to describe problems that I have because I don’t know the words/terminology to explain......I have that problem on here trying to convey the problems I am having to Admin with Apple ipad & Safari which are a real pain in the arse.....nobody seems to want to help me......hint hint.
  • That young Lisbie is playing in a veterans XI.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Why when some people have holes in their trousers I get told it's fashion yet when I put on a comfortable pair of trousers with a hole in I get told I'm a cheapskate and should throw the aforementioned pair of trousers out.

    Maybe this should be on the things that show you're getting old thread.


  • The shirt sponsor should be Betduck…

    I'll get me coat. 
    I haven't been in this thread in a while, so a bit late to the punch here, but it confuses me why you wouldn't go with 'Betduq'.