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  • Off_it said:

    Daggs said:

    You should be honoured to have such a wonderful creature visit your garden/pond.
    .

    Yeah, that'll work won't it - telling a 92 year old woman not to be so stupid as she should be "honoured"
    I got flagged for this? Seriously?
  • Off_it said:

    Off_it said:

    Daggs said:

    You should be honoured to have such a wonderful creature visit your garden/pond.
    .

    Yeah, that'll work won't it - telling a 92 year old woman not to be so stupid as she should be "honoured"
    I got flagged for this? Seriously?
    Possibly, I got flagged for saying that I thought The Beatles were overrated...
  • Off_it said:

    Off_it said:

    Daggs said:

    You should be honoured to have such a wonderful creature visit your garden/pond.
    .

    Yeah, that'll work won't it - telling a 92 year old woman not to be so stupid as she should be "honoured"
    I got flagged for this? Seriously?
    That's nothing, I got flagged for saying "there but for the grace of god" on a thread about a child with cancer
  • Grass snakes are harmless years ago my mate had a caravan on the site next to pontins at camber sands, we used to catch them all the time in the dyke that ran through it, all I will say is when you do catch them don't let them piss on you as it stinks and don't wash off
  • edited June 2015
    smiffyboy said:

    Grass snakes are harmless years ago my mate had a caravan on the site next to pontins at camber sands, we used to catch them all the time in the dyke that ran through it, all I will say is when you do catch them don't let them piss on you as it stinks and don't wash off

    So if it smelt nicer and washed away with relative ease you would actively endorse being pissed on by snakes?
  • smiffyboy said:

    Grass snakes are harmless years ago my mate had a caravan on the site next to pontins at camber sands, we used to catch them all the time in the dyke that ran through it, all I will say is when you do catch them don't let them piss on you as it stinks and don't wash off

    So if it smelt nicer and washed away with relative ease you would actively endorse being pissed on by snakes?
    I thought it was the dykes who were pissing on him.
  • smiffyboy said:

    Grass snakes are harmless years ago my mate had a caravan on the site next to pontins at camber sands, we used to catch them all the time in the dyke that ran through it, all I will say is when you do catch them don't let them piss on you as it stinks and don't wash off

    So if it smelt nicer and washed away with relative ease you would actively endorse being pissed on by snakes?
    I thought it was the dykes who were pissing on him.
  • How did it end?
  • How did it end?

    The tip of its tail, I would think.
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  • brogib said:

    All this talk of snakes reminds me of a story that happened to me when I had a shop in Grove Park, next to the BR station.

    One of the paper boys, Charlie F*ck Face, brought his pet snake into me shop and I had a go at him and told him to go home and put it back in it's tank coz it's cruel, see. Anyway, he went out me shop, only to return about an hour later, looking behind me card racks and fridges, yeah you guessed it, the poxy thing had gone sliver abouts! FFs

    But that ain't the end of the story, the bloke who owned the shop across the road called the RSPCA out coz he found the snake in his shop and guess who turned up with the RSPCA bloke......

    Didn't know you had a shop in Grove Park.
  • edited December 2015
    I loved this thread just reading back through I think the moral of the story is if you see @nth london addick with a spade in his hand mind your head
  • This thread was spoilt when the mods deleted its funniest post tbf
  • Leuth said:

    This thread was spoilt when the mods deleted its funniest post tbf

    What was it
  • Some interesting advice to the OP
  • I hope he followed my advice and chopped the bstds head right off
  • brogib said:

    All this talk of snakes reminds me of a story that happened to me when I had a shop in Grove Park, next to the BR station.

    One of the paper boys, Charlie F*ck Face, brought his pet snake into me shop and I had a go at him and told him to go home and put it back in it's tank coz it's cruel, see. Anyway, he went out me shop, only to return about an hour later, looking behind me card racks and fridges, yeah you guessed it, the poxy thing had gone sliver abouts! FFs

    But that ain't the end of the story, the bloke who owned the shop across the road called the RSPCA out coz he found the snake in his shop and guess who turned up with the RSPCA bloke......

    Didn't know you had a shop in Grove Park.
    I wonder if it was near Big Rob's place....
  • brogib said:

    All this talk of snakes reminds me of a story that happened to me when I had a shop in Grove Park, next to the BR station.

    One of the paper boys, Charlie F*ck Face, brought his pet snake into me shop and I had a go at him and told him to go home and put it back in it's tank coz it's cruel, see. Anyway, he went out me shop, only to return about an hour later, looking behind me card racks and fridges, yeah you guessed it, the poxy thing had gone sliver abouts! FFs

    But that ain't the end of the story, the bloke who owned the shop across the road called the RSPCA out coz he found the snake in his shop and guess who turned up with the RSPCA bloke......

    Didn't know you had a shop in Grove Park.
    I wonder if it was near Big Rob's place....
    I think it was between Big Rob's and @i_b_b_o_r_g 's shop
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  • Grass snakes are beautiful creatures, she should be very honoured having one visit her garden. There are probably tadpoles in the pond that he is feeding on. It's the Eastern Brown snakes, which we have here in our garden, that you need to be frightened of!
    And this was my favourite post, although all of NLA’s typically outrageous proposals run it a close second. 

    But if you find snakes scary - I have since I was a kid and confronted in my encyclopedia with a graphic image of a boa constrictor squeezing a piglet to death- you might not wish to read up about the Eastern Brown…
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