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Simon Makienok (fit missus page 1, signed page 4)

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    edited July 2015
    We've got big Makienok,
    We've got big Makienok,
    He's gonna f*** you up,
    He's gonna f*** you up!
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    Man, I've never read an interview with a new signing that was so effusive. He even got goosebumps when he walked onto the pitch!
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    His song will definitely be the old Michael Morrison one. We're original like that.

    Reckon it'll be

    Si-mon Mak-ie-nok, say Simon Makienok
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    Reckon Igor will be happy with this. Looks like SM loves a knock down. Hope he becomes a hero. Have a slight doubt about his physicality in the Champ but let's see.
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    @RiccardoGatto: Palermo and #Charlton have reached an agreement for #Makienok: loan with an option to buy for 2 mln
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    "Makienok nok nok-ing in heavenly goals "
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    Makienok's highlights video on you tube shows someone capable in the air but with 2 good feet too. Penalty with his right foot, couple of goals and through-balls with the left and some towering headers.

    Permission to get excited please.....
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    CAFCsayer said:

    Makienok's a striker,
    He's 6 foot seven tall,
    And when you ask him who he likes, he says he hates Millwall
    He come here from Palermo,
    And now he is a red.
    And when he goes to sleep at night his feet stick out the bed

    That's brilliant

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    A winner, except change likes to hates
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    seth plum said:

    ...and his song is?

    Mak-ie-nok, he can slip my wife his cock, if he scores, if he scores............
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    seth plum said:

    ...and his song is?

    Mak-ie-nok, he can slip my wife his cock, if he scores, if he scores............
    Ok!!!
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    Thought I would be the first to suggest a song for big Simon but can't think of anything to rhyme with Makienok.

    how about cock?
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    CAFCsayer said:

    Makienok's a striker,
    He's 6 foot seven tall,
    And when you ask him who he likes, he says he hates Millwall
    He come here from Palermo,
    And now he is a red.
    And when he goes to sleep at night his feet stick out the bed

    Are you Richard Stilgoe?

    ; )
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    http://youtu.be/-yWQ8SRp_fU

    The question is, was his missus the brunette at the start or the naked blonde about halfway through?
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    1:31, that is all
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    Jeez, big tatts on his leg too!
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    If Simon is Big Mak, does that make TWWW Quarter Pounder ??

    he's a sexual monster
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    Pedro45 said:

    Jeez, big tatts on his leg too!

    They're football socks mate...........
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    Pedro45 said:

    Jeez, big tatts on his leg too!

    They're football socks mate...........
    On his thigh? Must be tights then!
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    What does 'option to buy' mean? Surely there's a possibility of making every loan permanent if all parties are happy. Have we ever signed a loan player where there is categorically no option of fully signing them at the end?!
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    JaShea99 said:

    What does 'option to buy' mean? Surely there's a possibility of making every loan permanent if all parties are happy. Have we ever signed a loan player where there is categorically no option of fully signing them at the end?!

    I would assume it means we get first refusal on him next summer for the agreed fee, stop other clubs poaching him if he hopefully has a great season with us.
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