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3blokes
3blokes Posts: 4,611
edited May 2007 in Other Football and Sports
The boiler breaks down in your house and you can take a cold shower first thing in the morning without screaming.
Not that I'll mind tho when the nice British Gas engineer TURNS UP to sort it. :)
Any other testosterone charged moments out there anyone?
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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,370
    Cutting finger/toe nails with wire cutters
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    when the wife moans for leaving the toilet seat up - what difference does it make just put it down it isn't hard is it why moan about it
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,165
    cracking knuckles

    opening bottles with teeth

    getting tattooed

    referring to a radiator as a rad

    carrying a tape measure about

    putting a pencil behind your ear

    going out wearing shorts in march
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    Not wearing sunglasses

    Not wearing a thigh-pad when playing cricket - I never did.

    Jumping of a bus before it stops - Ahhhh! Those were the days!!!

    Not slowing down for width restrictions.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,370
    Smoking a fag whilst using a jackhammer

    Hanging arm out of window whilst driving
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,799
    edited May 2007
    you can read a map

    you can use a tv remote control without turning the television off on bringing up teletext when you want the sound turned up

    you have sugar in your tea

    you drink your beer out of a glass, not a bottle
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,583
    You take the newspaper with you into the toilet

    The wife asks you to open the screw top on a jar/bottle
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    you don't clean the house because your standards of cleanliness are "more realistic"

    you run red lights on your bike

    you can p*ss in the bushes without using one of these: http://www.shewee.com/using.html
  • Tavern
    Tavern Posts: 7,691
    Can stare relegation in the face and still look forward to next season
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,149
    You don't know how to put the washing machine on

    Walk around with a swiss army knife in your pocket

    Secretly proud of smelly farts

    Don't put on sun cream

    Insist on getting a paper when on holiday

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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,370
    You light farts
  • Tavern
    Tavern Posts: 7,691
    My mate use to do that!burnt his backside!lol
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,370
    An element of skill is needed.

    Never, ever attempt with a bare arse.

    Denim is best
  • PassItToLeaburn
    PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
    You're on your fourth trip to the dump in a day.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,370
    [cite]Posted By: PassItToLeaburn[/cite]You're on your fourth trip to the dump in a day.

    And proud
  • PassItToLeaburn
    PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: PassItToLeaburn[/cite]You're on your fourth trip to the dump in a day.

    And proud

    Absolutely - my Bexley 'Permit to Dump' sits like a badge of honour on my car windscreen!
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,370
    And unnecessarily hurling things into the crusher just to make more banging and crashing noises.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,370
    And throwing away house/car/work keys and having to break into your own home to get spares
  • les_says
    les_says Posts: 934
    when you buy 12 pints of lager at half time. :o)
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,165
    [cite]Posted By: Tavern[/cite]Can stare relegation in the face and still look forward to next season

    well said Tav

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  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    [cite]Posted By: PassItToLeaburn[/cite]You're on your fourth trip to the dump in a day.

    thought you were talking of crapping then!

    was gonna say that i have at least 5 a day!
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,370
    [cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: PassItToLeaburn[/cite]You're on your fourth trip to the dump in a day.

    thought you were talking of crapping then!

    was gonna say that i have at least 5 a day!

    I had to do a double take dood!

    Must confidently stroll across the building currant bun tucked under arm whilst whistling a merry tune
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,379
    you've just had sex with your wife/bird or both and while they're looking for a kissy cuddle all your doing is thinking of our next match and can we get out of this!!
  • PassItToLeaburn
    PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
    [cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: PassItToLeaburn[/cite]You're on your fourth trip to the dump in a day.

    thought you were talking of crapping then!

    was gonna say that i have at least 5 a day!

    Will be a sad day when you need a permit to do that!
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,370
    From the state some of the dirty protestors leave the khazi in at this place they should be made to have permits
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    Making downing half a pint and leaving the pub look like one fluid movement.

    Cycling with no hands.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,370
    Scratching your balls in full view of everyone and thinking nothing of it
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    Park a Car so it's not six feet from the edge of the pavement.
  • Hillsys Up
    Hillsys Up Posts: 1,109
    Not wearing any sun cream and getting 3rd degree burns and telling every one that it does not hurt!!
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]Park a Car so it's not six feet from the edge of the pavement.
    ... and put the handbrake on

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