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  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,505
    [cite]Posted By: les_says[/cite]when you buy 12 pints of lager at half time. :o)

    with the tenner the missus gave you!!!??!?!?
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    edited May 2007
    Blimey! It really is cheaper up North!
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,436
    the only time you contemplate using an iron, is when you are slicing your woods.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,611
    When the British Gas engineer can't fix your boiler till Friday because he hasn't got a part, and you think about the cold showers till then and you smile at the wife and say " I can handle it."
    Loved the pencil behind the ear, I used to do that as a kid when I was about 7 in the hope I looked about 9 :)
    And trips to the dump oh yeh! It's the feeling of quiet contentment afterwards.
  • carlsberg
    carlsberg Posts: 1,383
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]And throwing away house/car/work keys and having to break into your own home to get spares

    Forgetting you season ticket 3 times in a row
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,436
    you walk into your pub and the barman/maid says 'usual?'
  • ReddyRascals
    ReddyRascals Posts: 62
    £10 notes are simply "beer vouchers".
  • pickwick
    pickwick Posts: 1,649
    Simply brown beer tokens as opposed to purple red or blue ones?

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