I think his tea will taste of piss, his razors will be blunt, his suits will have one leg longer than the other, his cars will have sugar in the tank, and there will be a lot of phone calls to Directory Enquiries in Kuala Lumpur, - well there would be if I got the job.
I know, take the job, make an absolute fckup of it, and then give your notice in and tell him you're going to work for Scott Parker as he's bought your mum a house.
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