Massage - Have you ever had one CL pole

queensland_addick

I'm taking the 5th amendment m'lord

Clem_Snide

http://youtu.be/yHuCzEM188c

AFKABartram

Never had a massage. You'll all have cucumber over your eyes and a face pack on next.

Never had a Pole either. Cracking Austrian, but not a Pole.

brogib

I exfoliate daily

brogib

...and talk between the legs in summer months, stops the yeast infection

Carter

brogib said:

...and talk between the legs in summer months, stops the yeast infection

I know you meant talc but where you said talk im thinking of coochie that they used to do on kiss 100 with bam bam. A bloke would phone in and get between his missus legs whilst she was sleeping and go 'coochie coochie coo'

Had to he up early for that stuff

cashncarry

brogib said:

...and talk between the legs in summer months, stops the yeast infection

My Mrs talks out of arse.......what a great thread this is

DaveMehmet

brogib said:

...and talk between the legs in summer months, stops the yeast infection

Always talc my nads, not just in summer.

AddickUpNorth

DaveMehmet said:

brogib said:

...and talk between the legs in summer months, stops the yeast infection

Always talc my nads, not just in summer.

With that mental image, that's my nights good kip f***ed.

brogib

*talc ; )

brogib

I was standing in Bordeaux Airport waiting for the enemy to land tbf

DA9

No, would rather eat glass

DaveMehmet

AddickUpNorth said:

DaveMehmet said:

brogib said:

...and talk between the legs in summer months, stops the yeast infection

Always talc my nads, not just in summer.

With that mental image, that's my nights good kip f***ed.

But one more for the w**k bank though.

AddickUpNorth

DaveMehmet said:

AddickUpNorth said:

DaveMehmet said:

brogib said:

...and talk between the legs in summer months, stops the yeast infection

Always talc my nads, not just in summer.

With that mental image, that's my nights good kip f***ed.

But one more for the w**k bank though.

dizzee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s8QYxmpuyxg

Lincsaddick

had lots of massages .. I LOVE them .. so relaxing and so invigorating at the same time