When I worked in the Civil Service, about 35 years ago, there was a bloke in our office - ugly, odious, pervy with no redeeming features. He used to give all the ladies the creeps He used to openly "boast" about being a sperm donor. I used to say to myself that if I ever shot blanks, I would urge my future wife to pull some fit bloke from a club rather than risk artificial insemination.
Do you literally need to masterbate to give em the donor seaman and if so is there porn etc, or do they get it out another way.
I genuinely ain't given it any thought so what's the score?
A mate used to donate about 20 years ago. You had to go to Harley street. They provided a private booth, a tube and what was by 1990's standards, top quality grot magazines. (Although for some reason every mag had off topic articles such as car reviews and interviews.) A 72 hour abstinence period and no smoking was insisted on. They paid £15 a donation .
Cor, Jeremy Clarkeson learing back at you when youre full stroke is enough to give any bloke a puncture.
Jokes aside though, that'd be around the 25 mark now, how many you allowed to do in one day? Reckon I could earn meself a 250 a day.......
I have always said (to anyone bothered to listen) that my first w"nK after having the snip (to clear the pipes...) was the best to date. Made even more memorable by the look on my ex-wife's and the nurses faces.
Another mate of mine is thinking its about time he had the op. How painful is it and how long is the recovery time?
No pain and little physical discomfort. But as any bloke will understand, when it comes to ones crown jewels, mentally it was a chastening experience. The worst part?
Well that was the puff of smoke and the smell of your burning bolloxs as the wound gets quarterised...
"I used to be a donor. They asked what I needed to be able to deposit quickly and I said I need to watch ladies tennis. If you don't get done quickly your left with the Williams sisters."
When I worked in the Civil Service, about 35 years ago, there was a bloke in our office - ugly, odious, pervy with no redeeming features. He used to give all the ladies the creeps He used to openly "boast" about being a sperm donor. I used to say to myself that if I ever shot blanks, I would urge my future wife to pull some fit bloke from a club rather than risk artificial insemination.
Because of the above is the main reason the Bar was raised and modern young women are discerning with the profile and DNA of the donor.
Handsome,Kind,University educated, Strong,brave,funny, has Empathy,Loyal, good cook, can use the washing machine, can iron and is great at DIY ?
That would rule out 99% of the Male members of Charlton Life;
"I used to be a donor. They asked what I needed to be able to deposit quickly and I said I need to watch ladies tennis. If you don't get done quickly your left with the Williams sisters."
When I worked in the Civil Service, about 35 years ago, there was a bloke in our office - ugly, odious, pervy with no redeeming features. He used to give all the ladies the creeps He used to openly "boast" about being a sperm donor. I used to say to myself that if I ever shot blanks, I would urge my future wife to pull some fit bloke from a club rather than risk artificial insemination.
Because of the above is the main reason the Bar was raised and modern young women are discerning with the profile and DNA of the donor.
Handsome,Kind,University educated, Strong,brave,funny, has Empathy,Loyal, good cook, can use the washing machine, can iron and is great at DIY ?
That would rule out 99% of the Male members of Charlton Life;
I used to be a donor. They asked what I needed to be able to deposit quickly and I said I need to watch ladies tennis. If you don't get done quickly your left with the Williams sisters.
I used to be a donor. They asked what I needed to be able to deposit quickly and I said I need to watch ladies tennis. If you don't get done quickly your left with the Williams sisters.
.....does anyone remember Kirk St Moritz off Dear John? Well, I'm like a modern day version of him, except I don't wear tanktops when I'm out the public eye
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But it turns out that it's tomorrow.
He used to openly "boast" about being a sperm donor.
I used to say to myself that if I ever shot blanks, I would urge my future wife to pull some fit bloke from a club rather than risk artificial insemination.
Well that was the puff of smoke and the smell of your burning bolloxs as the wound gets quarterised...
Still shudder over that 20+ years later.
That's a bit like in one hand and out the other.
Let me remind everyone of the following:
"I used to be a donor. They asked what I needed to be able to deposit quickly and I said I need to watch ladies tennis. If you don't get done quickly your left with the Williams sisters."
Oh, that's not what you meant, is it.
Handsome,Kind,University educated, Strong,brave,funny, has Empathy,Loyal, good cook,
can use the washing machine, can iron and is great at DIY ?
That would rule out 99% of the Male members of Charlton Life;
Leaving only soapboxsam ?
I forgot one thing ?
Hung like a Donkey.
That would rule out 100% of CL.
You may well pass on the one hung low,
But do you pass on the 301 other qualities that females are after ?
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