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  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103

    This explains why Cameron accidentally said his favourite team was West Ham.

    John West Ham

    I thought he said he loves Wet Ham.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Jints said:

    He has to go but probably wont. I bet Boris is laughing on the inside desperately hoping to jump into the position ( god help us)

    I fear for Lord Ashcroft though. i wouldn't be surprised if in a couple of years time he's found dead - David Kelly style.

    I doubt it was Boris laughing, as he was in most of the societies that Dave was.

    Whereas George Osbourne...
    He was in the Bullingdon as well.

    I think this is a pretty weak story. Ashcroft says that a Tory MP (no names) claimed that he had seen a photo of the pork stuffing. If the story is to have any legs, the name of the MP will have to be divulged. At the moment, it just sounds like a smear base on Lyndon Johnson's famous accusation that an opponent had relations with a sow on his farm. Not because it was true but because he wanted to hear the bastard deny it.

    Lyndon, Boris still a Johnson talking about a Johnson.....
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,091
    edited September 2015

    Is it even news?

    The Prime Minister of our country is alleged to have performed a sexual act on a dead animal.

    I hope this answers your question.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,037

    Is it even news?

    The Prime Minister of our country is alleged to performed a sexual act on a dead animal.

    I hope this answers your question.
    I thought the story was that he'd put "a private part" inside the head of a dead pig ? Is that "a sexual act" ?

    Probably didn't happen anyway.
  • Well you wouldn't like it if I put my private part in your head would you!

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FBpQJ98rR4o&feature=youtu.be
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    no idea what's going on in the real world. what's this all about?
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,018
    Nor did I until about 10 minutes ago. Apparently Dave has stuck his todger in a dead pigs mouth when he was a student.
  • Vincenzo
    Vincenzo Posts: 2,911
    Dave may have committed bestial necrophilia, but Corbyn was seen not singing a song.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,981
    He didnt shag the pig though did he. He flopped his dinkle in its mouth for a laugh...standard uni behaviour.
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  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,741
    It's such a bizarre story it has to be true.

    I can't stand Cameron or his cronies but what Lord Ashcroft has done , whether it's true or not , is childish and pathetic.
  • Why would he resign because of an unsubstantiated claim made by a man clearly out to humiliate Cameron in any way he can? Unless Ashcroft pops up with this picture the whole thing will die down

    Agree

    Is it even news?

    No, but that hasn't stopped our media for a long old while. Milliband with the bacon sarnie, Queen giving nazi salute, etc etc etc

    The only surprise, for me, is that it is in that well known Tory hating, typical lefty rag the Daily Mail.
    Fairly standard practise from the Mail once an election is nice and safely wrapped up.
  • I'm not really sure why anyone is surprised.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    edited September 2015
    Exclusive footage of DC confronting Ashcroft over the allegations (NSFW):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrF37TUaOIg

    (whoosh alert: in case you're incredibly dense this is not actually a video of David Cameron and Lord Ashcroft but in fact a clip from an animated film called South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut)
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    If he'd have been a vegetarian there's a chance he could've avoided all this malarkey.
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,316

    No news mate

    prime minister allegedly was amorous with a pig
    Leader of the Labour Party allegedly amorous with Diane abbot

    I'd say it's 1-1

    Vile and unfunny to a profound degree
  • Leuth said:

    No news mate

    prime minister allegedly was amorous with a pig
    Leader of the Labour Party allegedly amorous with Diane abbot

    I'd say it's 1-1

    Vile and unfunny to a profound degree
    I don't think Diane tries to be funny, but you are right about the vile part
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,353
    Good on him. I've stuck my todger in a variety of road kill over the years, the flat ones are worse to handle so I carry a bicycle pump...

    Corbyn though, how could he?
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    edited September 2015
    Had a friend that fell asleep with his mouth open, which his best mate then obliged by dropping his cock in his mouth (and egged on by their wives). Always wondered what would happen if he woke startled and bit it

    I'm sure most people have a story where 'a friend' has parked their penis in a non-standard (un)loading bay.....
  • Had a friend that fell asleep with his mouth open, which his best mate then obliged by dropping his cock in his mouth (and egged on by their wives)

    I'm sure most people have a story where 'a friend' has parked their penis in a non-standard loading bay.....

    A "friend" you say?

    I must not be most people then as I have no such story to tell.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Come on Henners, there must be a pool table pocket, Cornish pasty, sole of swinging flip-flop story somewhere buried in 'the friend' archives!

    This I'm pretty damn sure, will be a thread that @Carter will dominate once he comes across it :-)
  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 10,934
    edited September 2015
    I love the way everyone just assumes this is 100pc true! As for the lefties all jumping on the 'he needs to resign' bandwagon - oh give over. In fact, I would rather we had a dead pig running the country than Jeremy 'I look like DamoNorthStands smelly old Geography teacher' Corbyn.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998

    I love the way everyone just assumes this is 100pc true! As for the lefties all jumping on the 'he needs to resign' bandwagon - oh give over. In fact, I would rather we had a dead pig running the country than Jeremy 'I look like DamoNorthStands smelly old Geography teacher' Corbyn.

    It's certainly a convenient morning for those normally sceptical of the Daily Mail to take complete leave of their intellectual capacities.
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,008
    Interesting story. However, I think there will be a twist in the tail.
  • Someone's telling porkies me thinks.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,225
    edited September 2015

    I love the way everyone just assumes this is 100pc true! As for the lefties all jumping on the 'he needs to resign' bandwagon - oh give over. In fact, I would rather we had a dead pig running the country than Jeremy 'I look like DamoNorthStands smelly old Geography teacher' Corbyn.

    Well Lord Ashcroft is telling us it is true and he's not a lefty. I can't believe he or the Mail have made it up to sell books/papers.

    Chill out, no one really cares if it is true, it's just silly. Hilarious that you're trying to spin it as a lefty attack when it is totally an inhouse righty job. Et tu Brutus as they say at Eton.

    The accusation that he knew about Ashcrofts non-dom status is much more significant. We'll see what else the former tory bigwig has to reveal this week.
  • Come on Henners, there must be a pool table pocket, Cornish pasty, sole of swinging flip-flop story somewhere buried in 'the friend' archives!

    This I'm pretty damn sure, will be a thread that @Carter will dominate once he comes across it :-)

    Was at home with the Beatles and the Stones. Never go into that homoerotic stuff.
  • He did promise to get the economy bacon track.