Piggate
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I thought he said he loves Wet Ham.killerandflash said:This explains why Cameron accidentally said his favourite team was West Ham.
John West Ham3 -
Lyndon, Boris still a Johnson talking about a Johnson.....Jints said:
He was in the Bullingdon as well.SELR_addicks said:
I doubt it was Boris laughing, as he was in most of the societies that Dave was.Bedsaddick said:He has to go but probably wont. I bet Boris is laughing on the inside desperately hoping to jump into the position ( god help us)
I fear for Lord Ashcroft though. i wouldn't be surprised if in a couple of years time he's found dead - David Kelly style.
Whereas George Osbourne...
I think this is a pretty weak story. Ashcroft says that a Tory MP (no names) claimed that he had seen a photo of the pork stuffing. If the story is to have any legs, the name of the MP will have to be divulged. At the moment, it just sounds like a smear base on Lyndon Johnson's famous accusation that an opponent had relations with a sow on his farm. Not because it was true but because he wanted to hear the bastard deny it.1 -
The Prime Minister of our country is alleged to have performed a sexual act on a dead animal.ValleyGary said:Is it even news?
I hope this answers your question.15 -
I thought the story was that he'd put "a private part" inside the head of a dead pig ? Is that "a sexual act" ?Friend Or Defoe said:
The Prime Minister of our country is alleged to performed a sexual act on a dead animal.ValleyGary said:Is it even news?
I hope this answers your question.
Probably didn't happen anyway.0 -
Well you wouldn't like it if I put my private part in your head would you!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FBpQJ98rR4o&feature=youtu.be 7 -
no idea what's going on in the real world. what's this all about?1
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No news mate
prime minister allegedly was amorous with a pig
Leader of the Labour Party allegedly amorous with Diane abbot
I'd say it's 1-128 -
Nor did I until about 10 minutes ago. Apparently Dave has stuck his todger in a dead pigs mouth when he was a student.0
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Dave may have committed bestial necrophilia, but Corbyn was seen not singing a song.5
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He didnt shag the pig though did he. He flopped his dinkle in its mouth for a laugh...standard uni behaviour.7
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Yeah come on we've all put our dicks in dead animals now haven't we. That's good solid bants25
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It's such a bizarre story it has to be true.
I can't stand Cameron or his cronies but what Lord Ashcroft has done , whether it's true or not , is childish and pathetic.3 -
Fairly standard practise from the Mail once an election is nice and safely wrapped up.Henry Irving said:
AgreeGarrymanilow said:Why would he resign because of an unsubstantiated claim made by a man clearly out to humiliate Cameron in any way he can? Unless Ashcroft pops up with this picture the whole thing will die down
No, but that hasn't stopped our media for a long old while. Milliband with the bacon sarnie, Queen giving nazi salute, etc etc etcValleyGary said:Is it even news?
The only surprise, for me, is that it is in that well known Tory hating, typical lefty rag the Daily Mail.0 -
I'm not really sure why anyone is surprised.8
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Exclusive footage of DC confronting Ashcroft over the allegations (NSFW):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrF37TUaOIg
(whoosh alert: in case you're incredibly dense this is not actually a video of David Cameron and Lord Ashcroft but in fact a clip from an animated film called South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut)0 -
If he'd have been a vegetarian there's a chance he could've avoided all this malarkey.7
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Vile and unfunny to a profound degreeSouthendaddick said:No news mate
prime minister allegedly was amorous with a pig
Leader of the Labour Party allegedly amorous with Diane abbot
I'd say it's 1-112 -
I don't think Diane tries to be funny, but you are right about the vile partLeuth said:
Vile and unfunny to a profound degreeSouthendaddick said:No news mate
prime minister allegedly was amorous with a pig
Leader of the Labour Party allegedly amorous with Diane abbot
I'd say it's 1-112 -
Good on him. I've stuck my todger in a variety of road kill over the years, the flat ones are worse to handle so I carry a bicycle pump...
Corbyn though, how could he?12 - Sponsored links:
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Had a friend that fell asleep with his mouth open, which his best mate then obliged by dropping his cock in his mouth (and egged on by their wives). Always wondered what would happen if he woke startled and bit it
I'm sure most people have a story where 'a friend' has parked their penis in a non-standard (un)loading bay.....2 -
A "friend" you say?AFKABartram said:Had a friend that fell asleep with his mouth open, which his best mate then obliged by dropping his cock in his mouth (and egged on by their wives)
I'm sure most people have a story where 'a friend' has parked their penis in a non-standard loading bay.....
I must not be most people then as I have no such story to tell.5 -
Come on Henners, there must be a pool table pocket, Cornish pasty, sole of swinging flip-flop story somewhere buried in 'the friend' archives!
This I'm pretty damn sure, will be a thread that @Carter will dominate once he comes across it :-)3 -
I love the way everyone just assumes this is 100pc true! As for the lefties all jumping on the 'he needs to resign' bandwagon - oh give over. In fact, I would rather we had a dead pig running the country than Jeremy 'I look like DamoNorthStands smelly old Geography teacher' Corbyn.9
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It's certainly a convenient morning for those normally sceptical of the Daily Mail to take complete leave of their intellectual capacities.DamoNorthStand said:I love the way everyone just assumes this is 100pc true! As for the lefties all jumping on the 'he needs to resign' bandwagon - oh give over. In fact, I would rather we had a dead pig running the country than Jeremy 'I look like DamoNorthStands smelly old Geography teacher' Corbyn.
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Interesting story. However, I think there will be a twist in the tail.18
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Someone's telling porkies me thinks.0
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Well Lord Ashcroft is telling us it is true and he's not a lefty. I can't believe he or the Mail have made it up to sell books/papers.DamoNorthStand said:I love the way everyone just assumes this is 100pc true! As for the lefties all jumping on the 'he needs to resign' bandwagon - oh give over. In fact, I would rather we had a dead pig running the country than Jeremy 'I look like DamoNorthStands smelly old Geography teacher' Corbyn.
Chill out, no one really cares if it is true, it's just silly. Hilarious that you're trying to spin it as a lefty attack when it is totally an inhouse righty job. Et tu Brutus as they say at Eton.
The accusation that he knew about Ashcrofts non-dom status is much more significant. We'll see what else the former tory bigwig has to reveal this week.8 -
Was at home with the Beatles and the Stones. Never go into that homoerotic stuff.AFKABartram said:Come on Henners, there must be a pool table pocket, Cornish pasty, sole of swinging flip-flop story somewhere buried in 'the friend' archives!
This I'm pretty damn sure, will be a thread that @Carter will dominate once he comes across it :-)0 -
He did promise to get the economy bacon track.9
