I love the way everyone just assumes this is 100pc true! As for the lefties all jumping on the 'he needs to resign' bandwagon - oh give over. In fact, I would rather we had a dead pig running the country than Jeremy 'I look like DamoNorthStands smelly old Geography teacher' Corbyn.
Well Lord Ashcroft is telling us it is true and he's not a lefty. I can't believe he or the Mail have made it up to sell books/papers.
Chill out, no one really cares if it is true, it's just silly. Hilarious that you're trying to spin it as a lefty attack when it is totally an inhouse righty job. Et tu Brutus as they say at Eton.
The accusation that he knew about Ashcrofts non-dom status is much more significant. We'll see what else the former tory bigwig has to reveal this week.
Et tu Brute, Henners. Vocative case. Did you learn nothing?
I love the way everyone just assumes this is 100pc true! As for the lefties all jumping on the 'he needs to resign' bandwagon - oh give over. In fact, I would rather we had a dead pig running the country than Jeremy 'I look like DamoNorthStands smelly old Geography teacher' Corbyn.
Well Lord Ashcroft is telling us it is true and he's not a lefty. I can't believe he or the Mail have made it up to sell books/papers.
Chill out, no one really cares if it is true, it's just silly. Hilarious that you're trying to spin it as a lefty attack when it is totally an inhouse righty job. Et tu Brutus as they say at Eton.
The accusation that he knew about Ashcrofts non-dom status is much more significant. We'll see what else the former tory bigwig has to reveal this week.
Et tu Brute, Henners. Vocative case. Did you learn nothing?
At my S E London comp? Very little, the polymath you read on here is self/family educated.
I love the way everyone just assumes this is 100pc true! As for the lefties all jumping on the 'he needs to resign' bandwagon - oh give over. In fact, I would rather we had a dead pig running the country than Jeremy 'I look like DamoNorthStands smelly old Geography teacher' Corbyn.
Well Lord Ashcroft is telling us it is true and he's not a lefty. I can't believe he or the Mail have made it up to sell books/papers.
Chill out, no one really cares if it is true, it's just silly. Hilarious that you're trying to spin it as a lefty attack when it is totally an inhouse righty job. Et tu Brutus as they say at Eton.
The accusation that he knew about Ashcrofts non-dom status is much more significant. We'll see what else the former tory bigwig has to reveal this week.
Et tu Brute, Henners. Vocative case. Did you learn nothing?
At my S E London comp? Very little, the polymath you read on here is self/family educated.
O pondweed! Let me alone, for I have a saucy little engagement at the alma mater tonight. Apparently we shall be having swan! And eating it too!
This is comedy gold David Cameron. Hell hath no fury like a lord scorned.
My point about the pigs head is as long as Dave didn't steal it, then putting your todger in its mouth is not a criminal offence(unless your in a supermarket) but is best to leave off any CV.
Cameron's meeting with the Queen next week ?
DC. "Hello your Majestry".
Queen. "Hello Prime minister, Sorry there are no cucumber sandwiches this week but my footman has managed to get you some Pork scratchings. One is so amused."
DC. "Should i resign MAM".
Queen. No way DC, Philip was a sailor and they would put vaseline around the anus of the young sailors when they got rat arsed and when they awoke the rest of the crew would wink at them, what a hoot.
DC. "Thank you mam, so when they report a similar story of what i did to the horses Head, i will be Ok".
Oh the rasherness of youth eh. The best old Dave can do is not divulge where he actually dipped his wick but what's the betting he makes a pig's ear of it.
I assume those that are passing this off as a non-story, not because it's from the Mail and therefore suspicious but the others, used to play rugby union?
It's bestiality, and that's a criminal offence, so I'd say it's news.
If the animal is dead does that count?
Necrophilia then?
Neither. For bestiality the animal has to be alive, and necrophilia only pertains to humans. Or so I read on twitter this morning :-)
ETA: oh and it wasn't an initiation ceremony for The Bullingdon Club, but at a Piers Gaveston society dinner (I keep mishearing that as Peers Gaviscon) which was an entirely different thing. So thankfully you don't have to imagine Boris and Osborne doing the same thing.
What a twat Toby Young is. How the hell can sticking your cock in a dead pigs mouth reflect well on Cameron! His reputation has been forever tarnished whether it's true or not.
Genuinely can't believe how anyone can attempt to make anything serious out of this story. Someone potentially did a stupid prank under peer pressure 20 odd years ago. So what. So did most of us
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Thou not the type of bloke to shake hands.
Friendly fire aka Blue on Blue ....
Anyway. The UK press like to pal up to people like Ashcroft and then twist the knife later having already got a story in reserve. We shall see.
Hell hath no fury like a lord scorned.
My point about the pigs head is as long as Dave didn't steal it,
then putting your todger in its mouth is not a criminal offence(unless your in a supermarket)
but is best to leave off any CV.
Cameron's meeting with the Queen next week ?
DC. "Hello your Majestry".
Queen. "Hello Prime minister, Sorry there are no cucumber sandwiches this week but my footman has managed to get you some Pork scratchings.
One is so amused."
DC. "Should i resign MAM".
Queen. No way DC, Philip was a sailor and they would put vaseline around the anus of the young sailors when they got rat arsed and when they awoke the rest of the crew would wink at them, what a hoot.
DC. "Thank you mam, so when they report a similar story of what i did to the horses Head, i will be Ok".
Queen. "Horses Head, you dirty Boy. Your toast".
ETA: oh and it wasn't an initiation ceremony for The Bullingdon Club, but at a Piers Gaveston society dinner (I keep mishearing that as Peers Gaviscon) which was an entirely different thing. So thankfully you don't have to imagine Boris and Osborne doing the same thing.
They're having to make a whole new category in those adult sites for the mentally deranged.
How the hell can sticking your cock in a dead pigs mouth reflect well on Cameron!
His reputation has been forever tarnished whether it's true or not.
Genuinely can't believe how anyone can attempt to make anything serious out of this story. Someone potentially did a stupid prank under peer pressure 20 odd years ago. So what. So did most of us