A Chrsitmas lunch/dinner related question
Which option would you prefer ?
A. Take 2 of your dining room chairs, so you had the correct number.
B. Let your wife and sister-in-law, eat lunch/dinner sitting on camodes ?
I only ask, because my good wife & I have a difference of opinion.
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A0
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When we had too many guests and too few dining chairs we'd just get the two chairs used at the Computers2
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B0
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A0
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A is the sensible answer but if I faced with this dilemma at my in laws I'd offer to help out by eating my dinner on my own in the shed.13
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C. Get so smashed before dinner that you're left to sleep on the sofa and you don't have to speak to the in laws.1
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Say/do nothing till xmas day then kick off about there not being enough chairs and storm out to the pub for the day2
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Lol0
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that would be s shit dinner. A commode is taking the piss.0
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What about the emergency chairs?0
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Ok. I'll be honest, the wife has gone ballistic, because I took 2 dining room chairs over & is demanding that I bring them back, because she wants to sit on a camode.
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Edit; previous comments retracted in the light of the fuller factsCovered End said:Ok. I'll be honest, the wife has gone ballistic, because I took 2 dining room chairs over & is demanding that I bring them back, because she wants to sit on a camode.
Go figure.
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A & B - A for the wife, B for the s-in-law. #justjoking1
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You could always ask the club if you could borrow the sofa.10
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but just don't ask them to deliver it .Mendonca In Asdas said:You could always ask the club if you could borrow the sofa.
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Don't people have tressel tables and garden chairs anymore?2
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Can I just remind anyone thinking of going with option B, do not put a close bracket after it
http://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/69954/iain-dowie-sacked-by-charlton-9-years-ago-today/p3
It won't be a B anymore it will be a
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I don't understand this at all. Am I missing the joke? She wants to sit on a tall potty in public whilst eating her turkey?Covered End said:Ok. I'll be honest, the wife has gone ballistic, because I took 2 dining room chairs over & is demanding that I bring them back, because she wants to sit on a camode.
Go figure.
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Well, if the lid's open I suppose it cuts down on the trips to the loo #enlargedprostateCurb_It said:
I don't understand this at all. Am I missing the joke? She wants to sit on a tall potty in public whilst eating her turkey?Covered End said:Ok. I'll be honest, the wife has gone ballistic, because I took 2 dining room chairs over & is demanding that I bring them back, because she wants to sit on a camode.
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Surely if you have been invited to eat, your host would be expected to provide seating.
I would act as if I knew nothing about the the lack of chairs and when it comes time to sit down I would make sure me and the good wife are two of the first six to get to the table.
Or you could all play musical chairs.0 -
Especially after a few pre dinner pints. Once that seal is broken this would be quite convenient.cafcfan said:
Well, if the lid's open I suppose it cuts down on the trips to the loo #enlargedprostateCurb_It said:
I don't understand this at all. Am I missing the joke? She wants to sit on a tall potty in public whilst eating her turkey?Covered End said:Ok. I'll be honest, the wife has gone ballistic, because I took 2 dining room chairs over & is demanding that I bring them back, because she wants to sit on a camode.
Go figure.
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Yep. Her mum's had a stroke & is recovering. There are 2 camodes in the house & my wife is insistent that she wants to sit on a camode, (with the seat on) to eat her Xmas meal. So basically it's like a wheelchair, rather than sit on a dining room chair. She says that I'm mad for taking over dining room chairs and is demanding I bring them back.Curb_It said:
I don't understand this at all. Am I missing the joke? She wants to sit on a tall potty in public whilst eating her turkey?Covered End said:Ok. I'll be honest, the wife has gone ballistic, because I took 2 dining room chairs over & is demanding that I bring them back, because she wants to sit on a camode.
Go figure.
I'll never understand the fairer sex.0 -
Wow!! That's all I can say.Covered End said:
Yep. Her mum's had a stroke & is recovering. There are 2 camodes in the house & my wife is insistent that she wants to sit on a camode, (with the seat on) to eat her Xmas meal. So basically it's like a wheelchair, rather than sit on a dining room chair. She says that I'm mad for taking over dining room chairs and is demanding I bring them back.Curb_It said:
I don't understand this at all. Am I missing the joke? She wants to sit on a tall potty in public whilst eating her turkey?Covered End said:Ok. I'll be honest, the wife has gone ballistic, because I took 2 dining room chairs over & is demanding that I bring them back, because she wants to sit on a camode.
Go figure.
I'll never understand the fairer sex.
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Invite your old flame from Blackpool0
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A is a no brainer. As is (no-offence meant) anyone who would choose B.1
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I said a bit more than wow. I don't think we're talking nowJustin20474 said:
Wow!! That's all I can say.Covered End said:
Yep. Her mum's had a stroke & is recovering. There are 2 camodes in the house & my wife is insistent that she wants to sit on a camode, (with the seat on) to eat her Xmas meal. So basically it's like a wheelchair, rather than sit on a dining room chair. She says that I'm mad for taking over dining room chairs and is demanding I bring them back.Curb_It said:
I don't understand this at all. Am I missing the joke? She wants to sit on a tall potty in public whilst eating her turkey?Covered End said:Ok. I'll be honest, the wife has gone ballistic, because I took 2 dining room chairs over & is demanding that I bring them back, because she wants to sit on a camode.
Go figure.
I'll never understand the fairer sex.
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Take deck chairs0
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I think this is probably the strangest reason I've ever read for someone to get upset, male or female.Covered End said:
Yep. Her mum's had a stroke & is recovering. There are 2 camodes in the house & my wife is insistent that she wants to sit on a camode, (with the seat on) to eat her Xmas meal. So basically it's like a wheelchair, rather than sit on a dining room chair. She says that I'm mad for taking over dining room chairs and is demanding I bring them back.Curb_It said:
I don't understand this at all. Am I missing the joke? She wants to sit on a tall potty in public whilst eating her turkey?Covered End said:Ok. I'll be honest, the wife has gone ballistic, because I took 2 dining room chairs over & is demanding that I bring them back, because she wants to sit on a camode.
Go figure.
I'll never understand the fairer sex.4
