A Chrsitmas lunch/dinner related question

Covered End

If 8 of you were dining at your in laws and there were only 6 dining room chairs.

Which option would you prefer ?

A. Take 2 of your dining room chairs, so you had the correct number.
B. Let your wife and sister-in-law, eat lunch/dinner sitting on camodes ?

I only ask, because my good wife & I have a difference of opinion.

Henry Irving

A

Redhenry

A

ForeverAddickted

When we had too many guests and too few dining chairs we'd just get the two chairs used at the Computers

ShootersHillGuru

B

JohnnyH2

A

charente addick

A is the sensible answer but if I faced with this dilemma at my in laws I'd offer to help out by eating my dinner on my own in the shed.

DaveMehmet

C. Get so smashed before dinner that you're left to sleep on the sofa and you don't have to speak to the in laws.

cafcdave123

Say/do nothing till xmas day then kick off about there not being enough chairs and storm out to the pub for the day

iamdan

Lol

MrOneLung

that would be s shit dinner. A commode is taking the piss.

Cardinal Sin

What about the emergency chairs?

RedChaser

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Covered End

Ok. I'll be honest, the wife has gone ballistic, because I took 2 dining room chairs over & is demanding that I bring them back, because she wants to sit on a camode.

Go figure.

RedChaser

Covered End said:

Ok. I'll be honest, the wife has gone ballistic, because I took 2 dining room chairs over & is demanding that I bring them back, because she wants to sit on a camode.

Go figure.

Edit; previous comments retracted in the light of the fuller facts

thai malaysia addick

A & B - A for the wife, B for the s-in-law. #justjoking

Mendonca In Asdas

You could always ask the club if you could borrow the sofa.

cafcledbury

Mendonca In Asdas said:

You could always ask the club if you could borrow the sofa.

but just don't ask them to deliver it .

AFKABartram

Don't people have tressel tables and garden chairs anymore?

cabbles

Can I just remind anyone thinking of going with option B, do not put a close bracket after it

http://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/69954/iain-dowie-sacked-by-charlton-9-years-ago-today/p3

It won't be a B anymore it will be a

Curb_It

Covered End said:

Ok. I'll be honest, the wife has gone ballistic, because I took 2 dining room chairs over & is demanding that I bring them back, because she wants to sit on a camode.

Go figure.

I don't understand this at all. Am I missing the joke? She wants to sit on a tall potty in public whilst eating her turkey?

cafcfan

Curb_It said:

Covered End said:

Ok. I'll be honest, the wife has gone ballistic, because I took 2 dining room chairs over & is demanding that I bring them back, because she wants to sit on a camode.

Go figure.

I don't understand this at all. Am I missing the joke? She wants to sit on a tall potty in public whilst eating her turkey?

Well, if the lid's open I suppose it cuts down on the trips to the loo #enlargedprostate

charltonkeston

Surely if you have been invited to eat, your host would be expected to provide seating.
I would act as if I knew nothing about the the lack of chairs and when it comes time to sit down I would make sure me and the good wife are two of the first six to get to the table.
Or you could all play musical chairs.

Curb_It

cafcfan said:

Curb_It said:

Covered End said:

Ok. I'll be honest, the wife has gone ballistic, because I took 2 dining room chairs over & is demanding that I bring them back, because she wants to sit on a camode.

Go figure.

I don't understand this at all. Am I missing the joke? She wants to sit on a tall potty in public whilst eating her turkey?

Well, if the lid's open I suppose it cuts down on the trips to the loo #enlargedprostate

Especially after a few pre dinner pints. Once that seal is broken this would be quite convenient.

Covered End

Curb_It said:

Covered End said:

Ok. I'll be honest, the wife has gone ballistic, because I took 2 dining room chairs over & is demanding that I bring them back, because she wants to sit on a camode.

Go figure.

I don't understand this at all. Am I missing the joke? She wants to sit on a tall potty in public whilst eating her turkey?

Yep. Her mum's had a stroke & is recovering. There are 2 camodes in the house & my wife is insistent that she wants to sit on a camode, (with the seat on) to eat her Xmas meal. So basically it's like a wheelchair, rather than sit on a dining room chair. She says that I'm mad for taking over dining room chairs and is demanding I bring them back.

I'll never understand the fairer sex.

Justin20474

Covered End said:

Curb_It said:

Covered End said:

Ok. I'll be honest, the wife has gone ballistic, because I took 2 dining room chairs over & is demanding that I bring them back, because she wants to sit on a camode.

Go figure.

I don't understand this at all. Am I missing the joke? She wants to sit on a tall potty in public whilst eating her turkey?

Yep. Her mum's had a stroke & is recovering. There are 2 camodes in the house & my wife is insistent that she wants to sit on a camode, (with the seat on) to eat her Xmas meal. So basically it's like a wheelchair, rather than sit on a dining room chair. She says that I'm mad for taking over dining room chairs and is demanding I bring them back.

I'll never understand the fairer sex.

Wow!! That's all I can say.

cafcnick1992

Invite your old flame from Blackpool

Stig

A is a no brainer. As is (no-offence meant) anyone who would choose B.

Covered End

Justin20474 said:

Covered End said:

Curb_It said:

Covered End said:

Ok. I'll be honest, the wife has gone ballistic, because I took 2 dining room chairs over & is demanding that I bring them back, because she wants to sit on a camode.

Go figure.

I don't understand this at all. Am I missing the joke? She wants to sit on a tall potty in public whilst eating her turkey?

Yep. Her mum's had a stroke & is recovering. There are 2 camodes in the house & my wife is insistent that she wants to sit on a camode, (with the seat on) to eat her Xmas meal. So basically it's like a wheelchair, rather than sit on a dining room chair. She says that I'm mad for taking over dining room chairs and is demanding I bring them back.

I'll never understand the fairer sex.

Wow!! That's all I can say.

I said a bit more than wow. I don't think we're talking now

EastTerrace

Take deck chairs

ValleyGary

Covered End said:

Curb_It said:

Covered End said:

Ok. I'll be honest, the wife has gone ballistic, because I took 2 dining room chairs over & is demanding that I bring them back, because she wants to sit on a camode.

Go figure.

I don't understand this at all. Am I missing the joke? She wants to sit on a tall potty in public whilst eating her turkey?

Yep. Her mum's had a stroke & is recovering. There are 2 camodes in the house & my wife is insistent that she wants to sit on a camode, (with the seat on) to eat her Xmas meal. So basically it's like a wheelchair, rather than sit on a dining room chair. She says that I'm mad for taking over dining room chairs and is demanding I bring them back.

I'll never understand the fairer sex.

I think this is probably the strangest reason I've ever read for someone to get upset, male or female.