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Adebayor wants to learn about Palace...

Karim_myBagheriKarim_myBagheri
in Other Football and Sports
He has just signed to palace on a short term deal and admits he knows nothing about the club and he will have to Google them.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/emmanuel-adebayor-admits-knows-nothing-7257789


to save him the trouble maybe some on here would like to inform him on what palace are all about...
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  • iamdaniamdan
    I hope this doesn't end nicely :)
  • BubbleBubble
    History of administrations
  • NorthStandUltraNorthStandUltra
    1. multiple administrations leaving local firms out of pocket each time.
    2. Spelt their own club name wrong.
  • bobmunrobobmunro
    An appalling club with little history of doing anything even remotely praiseworthy, playing at the worst ground in the entire history of professional football in England, supported by people called Nigel (who play fully to the stereotype that name conjures up) and managed by a big nosed, arrogant ****.

    There you go, Manny - that just about covers it and all that you'll ever need to know.
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    Full kit wankers called Nigel, biggest achievement in there history is losing an fa cup final replay...
  • killerandflashkillerandflash
    "Palace have scored 1 goal in 6 league games, and that was an own goal.

    At other clubs, this would be terrible. At Palace, this is part of their heritage and thus it is important to maintain this consistent non scoring until the teams below Palace have overtaken them in the table and relegation is confirmed."
  • kentaddickkentaddick
    killerandflash said:

    "Palace have scored 1 goal in 6 league games, and that was an own goal.

    At other clubs, this would be terrible. At Palace, this is part of their heritage and thus it is important to maintain this consistent non scoring until the teams below Palace have overtaken them in the table and relegation is confirmed."

    a couple more games of not scoring and pardew will start saying "need to start playing my best team now". And it begins..
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  • AddicktedAddickted
    The Main Stand is a fire trap.

    The Holmesdale End is sinking as the water table under the stand continues to rise.

    The Arthur Waite stand is riddled with asbestos.

    Sainsbury's are doing two for one on Hot Cross Buns behind the other goal.
  • Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    They dislike Brighton a little.

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  • Atletico AddickAtletico Addick
    They play in a wooden shed in Croydon, they have a dozen hardcore fans that will all wear black and pay for their own escort to matches..
  • soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    edited January 2016
    Ade old chum. All you need to know.

    They fell over into the Premiershite with a world record 435 penalties in one season.

    As long as you fall over a lot I think you will fit right in.

    Oh, and the manager is a big nosed cunt!
  • AddicktedAddickted
    Getting Adebayor in is reminiscent of when they spunked £2m on Akinbiyi.
  • MartinCAFCMartinCAFC
    Not to mention the £75,000 a week wages Adebayor is reportedly picking up which is about £2m between now and the end of the season.
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  • AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    Palace then, where are they now in the world's richest teams? Why do they still play in a ground which has the look and smell similar to French street toilets in the 1980s?

    Crouch and shit people, crouch and shit. Don't get your shoes or clothes dirty.
  • StigStig
    Weird club with no sense of tradition, history, geography, irony or style.

    Palace Fans

    I feel dirty now I've put that montage together, and want to check my computer for viruses.
  • soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    You can't flag a moderator's post.

    But why???????
  • SDAddickSDAddick
    When you think about it, no class, pointless history, general waste of space with a love for money, Palace and Adebayor will fit quite well together.
  • CroydonCroydon
    They're a family club, but have a group of grown men organising their own police escorts to look hard.
    They say they hate modern football, but have cheerleaders and goal music.
    They're 'South London and Proud', but call anyone from a genuine SE postcode a pikey.

    They are a very weird, confused little bunch.
  • DamoNorthStandDamoNorthStand
    The thing that hurts is that they are a million miles above us and our shower.
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