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Katrien sacked?

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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    edited February 2016
    cafctom said:

    WSS said:

    The club is aware of a document that has appeared on Companies House.

    This document is false and the club is investigating the matter as it is something we take seriously.

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    this is still making me laugh an hour and a half later.
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    Whoever did this I salute you, you are a true legend, genius!!!!
  • Ben18
    Ben18 Posts: 1,638
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  • Danny Addick
    Danny Addick Posts: 3,930
    edited February 2016
    Shit, this is absolutely heroic! Well done that man (or woman)
  • kafka
    kafka Posts: 2,369
    I'm Sparticus
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
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  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    edited February 2016
    I am zee investigator!

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  • cafc-4-life
    cafc-4-life Posts: 1,306
    J BLOCK said:

    Geezer has owned up, I won't out him on here for you KATRIEN

    Not hard, when he has tagged the official twitter page haha.
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  • It's obvious why Katrien released that statement, to scaremonger and stop people from doing such things. What she doesn't realise is that it's a shot in her own foot, the media will lap it up and us fans will find more and more ways. She's biting everywhere, and for such a 'professional' she really doesn't cope very well.

    P.s. Katrien it could have been me come find me :- )
  • Did Pinocchio have a sense of humor lobotomy at birth?

    Just asking like.
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    what kind of investigation could they do?! Company house would have the details, and even then i think they'd only disclose to the police. And is a joke like this worth their time? I don't think so. Bizarre.
  • Stig said:

    I don't know about buying them a pint, I think whoever did this deserves the freedom of the borough complete with the right to drive sheep through the Blackwall Tunnel, use the Woolwich ferry as a private yacht and the power to reset Greenwich Mean Time whenever they're late for something.

    Katrien, if you do by chance read this here is a very serious question for you: do you think someone would have done this if you were the head of a restaurant chain or the ceo of a cinema? The answer, quite obviously, is of course not. It wouldn't happen in any other 'business' than football. This is the difference between fans and customers. Customers go elsewhere when they are unhappy. As fans, going elsewhere isn't an option. So instead we'll just keep on making things difficult for you until you get out.

    There has been some discussion as to whether this might be a criminal act. Frankly though the only crime is that this lot are still here. So, hats off to the phantom form filler!

    Great post Stig
  • boggzy
    boggzy Posts: 3,595
    edited February 2016
    The thing about this for me is that statement - any professional football club would never sanction something that reads like an angry teenager hacking the website.

    The statement was so bad it was absolutely laughable and it just about sums up Meire and Murray.

    Well done whoever did it (the 'termination')

    And great post Stig.
  • Love this thread.
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    We should get a giant leaving card for her and hand it in at the protest on saturday. Keep chipping away and she will crumble.
  • c4fcdenmark
    c4fcdenmark Posts: 2,041
    Katrien is hopefully realising that there are some tricky customers out there. I wonder what she fears next?

  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866


    Interesting view; and quite right too. It was a rather quick announcement in response to this document - but they've never formally acknowledged the protests?

    what kind of investigation could they do?! Company house would have the details, and even then i think they'd only disclose to the police. And is a joke like this worth their time? I don't think so. Bizarre.

    I can't see Companies House being able to say much other than "Oh yeah, we received it by post. The original document is in some filing cabinet - do you really want to see it, wont the scan be enough? Oh - the envelope? That may be knocking about somewhere I guess...".

    Even if the police did get the the entirety of the evidence Companies House possesses - i.e an envelope & the original document - despite it being a serious offence I can't imagine it being anywhere near a high priority for them to solve - "The Charlton Protest Poster"; hardly the stuff of crime novels.

    This is all petty posturing by the club - and hilariously it's shone a beacon of light on to the whole incident.
  • Macronate said:

    cafctom said:

    WSS said:

    The club is aware of a document that has appeared on Companies House.

    This document is false and the club is investigating the matter as it is something we take seriously.

    image

    this is still making me laugh an hour and a half later.
    Me too, but I can't believe it hasn't been mocked up with Roland and our favourite ex-director yet.
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  • Roland's signature is a big 'R' and then just a squiggle.

    I'd imagine.
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762

    Roland's signature is a big 'R' and then just a squiggle.

    I'd imagine.

    Pretty sure he also uses an ink pot full of the tears of his network clubs' fans.
  • vff
    vff Posts: 6,881

    Roland's signature is a big 'R' and then just a squiggle.

    I'd imagine.

    Pretty sure he also uses an ink pot full of the tears of his network clubs' fans.
    Very poetic & likely to be true.
  • Valley11
    Valley11 Posts: 11,986
    edited February 2016
    While this is funny, aren't we as a fan base going after the wrong person...the monkey, rather than the organ grinder.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,127
    LuckyReds said:



    Interesting view; and quite right too. It was a rather quick announcement in response to this document - but they've never formally acknowledged the protests?

    what kind of investigation could they do?! Company house would have the details, and even then i think they'd only disclose to the police. And is a joke like this worth their time? I don't think so. Bizarre.

    I can't see Companies House being able to say much other than "Oh yeah, we received it by post. The original document is in some filing cabinet - do you really want to see it, wont the scan be enough? Oh - the envelope? That may be knocking about somewhere I guess...".

    Even if the police did get the the entirety of the evidence Companies House possesses - i.e an envelope & the original document - despite it being a serious offence I can't imagine it being anywhere near a high priority for them to solve - "The Charlton Protest Poster"; hardly the stuff of crime novels.

    This is all petty posturing by the club - and hilariously it's shone a beacon of light on to the whole incident.
    She's getting the "stewards" to take DNA swabs at the turnstiles on Saturday to compare to the licked envelope. Hopefully our hero got his dog to tongue it :wink:
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,372
    Valley11 said:

    While this is funny, aren't we as a fan base going after the wrong person...the monkey, rather than the organ grinder.

    He has put this person in charge to manage the club day to day. If she leaves then he has a major, major problem on his hands.
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,866
    I would like to interview katrien I'd get all the answers and probably Louis theroux it a bit. She would hate it but then would probably wana come home with me.
    I'd shape her mind to email Roland saying go F*ck yourself.

    I have powers.
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    Dave2l said:

    I would like to interview katrien I'd get all the answers and probably Louis theroux it a bit. She would hate it but then would probably wana come home with me.
    I'd shape her mind to email Roland saying go F*ck yourself.

    I have powers.

    louis' weird weekends needs to make a comeback with him spending some time with Douche shat a lot.
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited February 2016

    Dave2l said:

    I would like to interview katrien I'd get all the answers and probably Louis theroux it a bit. She would hate it but then would probably wana come home with me.
    I'd shape her mind to email Roland saying go F*ck yourself.

    I have powers.

    louis' weird weekends needs to make a comeback with him spending some time with Douche shat a lot.
    Been addicted to good ol' Louis on Netflix recently, forgot how decent his shows were.

    Would be cracking to see him pull the naive/slightly stupid act on Katrien, I imagine she would think that she'd struck gold. He had a real knack for knowing just what to ask (whilst appearing innocent) to elicit a good response.

    That said, one of my favourite moments was actually when he character switched and was very quick witted when confronted with an absolute asshole. During the episode about porn, he was on the set of a gay film whilst interviewing a "straight" actor. The actor seems to get very annoyed when Louis asks him about his sexuality; so he resorts to bragging about how much money he was earning... just for Louis to throw him down with a quick "Yeah, but you just had to suck a di...".
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    edited February 2016
    To the tune of Jose Mourinho song.

    Sacked by a customer,
    Sacked by a customer,
    Sacked by a customer,
    Sacked by a customer.

    Or...

    Sacks herself when she wants,
    Sacks herself when she waaaants,
    Katrien mieire she sacks herself when she wants.