Muzza-Merde Caption Competition

letthegoodtimesroll

'Don't look now, but we're surrounded by people in black and white scarfs'

Phantom_User

Kiss my head and call me Dick... did I get that round the right way?

NornIrishAddick

RM to KM "But Roly promised that he'd still respect me (sob), if I let him...."

soapy_jones

RM "Some people say i look like Mick Jagger without a rug, or at least some saddo called Soapy_Jones on CL says so..."

KM "Mick who?, Soapy though he's a legend in the sack, i walked bandy for weeks after!"

Stig

soapy_jones said:

RM "Some people say i look like Mick Jagger without a rug, or at least some saddo called Soapy_Jones on CL says so..."

KM "Mick who?, Soapy though he's a legend in the sack, i walked bandy for weeks after!"

Is Bandy perhaps the name of a guide dog? ;-)

soapy_jones

Stig said:

soapy_jones said:

RM "Some people say i look like Mick Jagger without a rug, or at least some saddo called Soapy_Jones on CL says so..."

KM "Mick who?, Soapy though he's a legend in the sack, i walked bandy for weeks after!"

Is Bandy perhaps the name of a guide dog? ;-)

Superb. Touche!

The Red Robin

'Don't worry Katrien, it's just messageboard stuff.'

Pelham123

Katrien: Big Vern is giving me evils.
Minty: Don't worry I'll do him Jordan style if he comes over here.

Mendonca In Asdas

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Oakster

RM - you know that coco5 sponsorship deal - it's happening!!

KM - we're saved

boggzy

Don't worry about that lot, let me take you the back way this time.

i_b_b_o_r_g

She'd have to keep them glasses on

*That ain't a caption, but an honest personal observation

mistrollingin

"Fancy half an hour in the laundry basket Muzza?"

ricky_otto

The kit mans engine is running in the car park now, if we leave now we can escape all these weird customers forever.

man_at_milletts

"Richard, look into my eyes not around the eyes,
3,2,1 you're back in the room"

man_at_milletts

'Can you lend me 7m quid?'

kentred2

Can I have one of those nice red blankets like the Hatter?

ShootersHillGuru

Katrien : I've just heard he is signing on Monday. Great news.

Richard : How tall is he ?

palcafc

What do you think of this team for Preston?
This managing is so easy. Four weeks time and I think we could have reached our goal of the League one

Stig

Both speaking simultaneously:
Muzza: You don't seem to have made any public appearances since the Dublin Debacle, has Roly gagged you?
Merde: You don't seem to have made any public appearances since January's Incompetent Interview, has Roly gagged you?
[Both laugh, nervously]

ricky_otto

Katrien, The team might not stay up, but I can.....I've got some viagra in my pocket

thai malaysia addick

Katrien: Why did you give me a funny look when I said 'thank you' after you said 'sofa so good' after 10 minutes at Fulham. It was flattered that you thought it was such a good marketing plan.
Murray: I didn't. I just said so far so good.

Athletico Charlton

KM "so, who is this Peter Varney chap then?"
RM "he was my PA"

3blokes

Enjoy League One, Tosser

Matttees

Sorry muzz but I'm not wearing the mask again.

Gumbo

Murray:- Do you really think of Naby Sarr???

Hovi's Biscuit

Gumbo said:

Murray:- Do you really think of Naby Sarr???

Murray: "Naby Sarr is the worst centre half I've never heard of"

NornIrishAddick

Murray: "Erm, Katrien, can I borrow your scarf, I've had another of my embarrassing little accidents and, at my age, I can't sit on a damp seat..."

RedChaser

Muzza 'can you see any black or white heads Kat? If so, give them a squeeze there's a good girl..................Ooh er!'