Would ya?

Carter

I'd push balls back and forth over that for hours 

Never seen such a smooth surface, like a true slate bed snooker table

golfaddick

Now we know where the stray footballs have gone......

AppyAddick

Carter said:

I'd push balls back and forth over that for hours 

Never seen such a smooth surface, like a true slate bed snooker table

Don't do too much dribbling...

Dazzler21

I fear Would Ya's are broken.

Google CambellXO that's a would ya!

soapy_jones

That's not a fucking Would Ya!

Have a word with yourself... I'm off for a tug.

i_b_b_o_r_g

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cafcfan1990

soapy_jones said:

That's not a fucking Would Ya!

Have a word with yourself... I'm off for a tug.

It is if it turns out to be a fella, Miriam style

iaitch

AppyAddick said:

Italian TV has this lady and we have Kelly Cates.

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Wouldyas are meant for borderline boilers only

AppyAddick

ads said:

Wouldyas are meant for borderline boilers only

Might not float everyone's boat

iaitch

The eye of the beholder and all that.

ross1

What stadium, what pitch?

golfaddick

AppyAddick said:

ads said:

Wouldyas are meant for borderline boilers only

Might not float everyone's boat

True. Not my sort at all. Not that she'd look at me, but if I was her age she'd be the last person I'd speak to if she was in a pub. 

blackpool72

golfaddick said:

AppyAddick said:

ads said:

Wouldyas are meant for borderline boilers only

Might not float everyone's boat

True. Not my sort at all. Not that she'd look at me, but if I was her age she'd be the last person I'd speak to if she was in a pub. 

And the 1st person on here to crack after self isolating is......

soapy_jones

golfaddick said:

AppyAddick said:

ads said:

Wouldyas are meant for borderline boilers only

Might not float everyone's boat

True. Not my sort at all. Not that she'd look at me, but if I was her age she'd be the last person I'd speak to if she was in a pub. 

Is the undefinable joy of imagining nestling between those baps whilst grabbing handfuls of that ample arse whilst sporting a hard on like a steel girder throwing off your judgement Golf?

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AppyAddick said:

Is that Napoli?

ricky_otto

ads said:

AppyAddick said:

Is that Napoli?

Bristol City I think.

soapy_jones

ricky_otto said:

ads said:

AppyAddick said:

Is that Napoli?

Bristol City I think.

Arse-n-all?

up_the_valley

ads said:

AppyAddick said:

Is that Napoli?

Nipoli.

NorthheathAddick

Bumingham City...?

ForeverAddickted

Would give her the best 10secs of her life!!!

golfaddick

soapy_jones said:

golfaddick said:

AppyAddick said:

ads said:

Wouldyas are meant for borderline boilers only

Might not float everyone's boat

True. Not my sort at all. Not that she'd look at me, but if I was her age she'd be the last person I'd speak to if she was in a pub. 

Is the undefinable joy of imagining nestling between those baps whilst grabbing handfuls of that ample arse whilst sporting a hard on like a steel girder throwing off your judgement Golf?

That's the thing.......I neither like big baps like hers or a J Lo arse. 

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

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Edit - Rather belatedly withdrawing this.
Not really appropriate and not really me tbh. No excuses.
I realise the horse has bolted so to speak, but it has been bugging me. Sorry.

carly burn

Not even from 2M away.

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Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:

why are you posting selfies on this thread?

Alwaysneil

Hmm, the thin lips push me towards a no. 

RedChaser

ForeverAddickted said:

Would give her the best 10secs of her life!!!

Alright Pinocchio 😉

Addickted

Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:

Is this the one @golfaddick went on a date with who starting pissing in front of him?

ricky_otto

Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:

It’s a no from me.

BlackburnCharlton

No Chris I don't need to phone a friend or ask the audience.