Just imagine you are the Government's advisor on Coronavirus.
You have built a reputation, have forthright views and are widely known as Professor Lockdown. Then you find your married lover has paid a visit and is slinking down the path to your front door.
Do you (a) Advise her that there is a lockdown on and as such social distancing would have to be observed? (b) Or not?
Has he fathered six kids with different wives? Shaked hands with Covid patients then sat on an airplane to West Indies with fellow passengers breathing his recycled air before testing positive weeks later? Interesting to see if any of his fellow travellers were infected.
Has he fathered six kids with different wives? Shaked hands with Covid patients then sat on an airplane to West Indies with fellow passengers breathing his recycled air before testing positive weeks later? Interesting to see if any of his fellow travellers were infected.
Slightly off topic but loads of these were going round yesterday because someone changed the sex of all the Tory MPs using the app. Not sure who it was but one female MP when changed to a man was the spitting image of Lee Mack.
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You have built a reputation, have forthright views and are widely known as Professor Lockdown. Then you find your married lover has paid a visit and is slinking down the path to your front door.
Do you
(a) Advise her that there is a lockdown on and as such social distancing would have to be observed?
(b) Or not?
... he has resigned.
Fuck 'em. I'm going to get myself a haircut tomorrow. Social distancing can do a running jump.
If anyone says Warnock or Mowbray they are proper wrong.
Did they use the app on Lee Johnson or just superimpose a wig on him?
Not sure who it was but one female MP when changed to a man was the spitting image of Lee Mack.