It's been one day and I'm already fed up with hearing about their achievement.
Wait until Vardy scores the winner in a 4-3 champions league semi-final against Barcelona before going on to score a hat trick against Real Madrid in the final.
Then the film rights will be worth their weight in gold.
The Leicester team will be themselves in the film which will make the film truly awful.
It's been one day and I'm already fed up with hearing about their achievement.
Wait until Vardy scores the winner in a 4-3 champions league semi-final against Barcelona before going on to score a hat trick against Real Madrid in the final.
Then the film rights will be worth their weight in gold.
The Leicester team will be themselves in the film which will make the film truly awful.
Ranieri has already stated he doesn't want to appear in any film.
Karel Fraeye has been lined up as his replacement.
It's been one day and I'm already fed up with hearing about their achievement.
Wait until Vardy scores the winner in a 4-3 champions league semi-final against Barcelona before going on to score a hat trick against Real Madrid in the final.
Then the film rights will be worth their weight in gold.
The Leicester team will be themselves in the film which will make the film truly awful.
They'll find some hipster in Hoxton to play Ben Hamer
He won't need to be able to play football, as Ben doesn't play any football these days either!
Apologies if anyone already beat me to any of these:
According to the Guardian Football Weekly Podcast:
Leicester's win %:
While Richard III still buried in that car park - 32% While Richard III body in storage awaiting re-burial - 18% Since Richard III re-buried nearby their ground (the KING Power Stadium) - 65%
Man Utd spent more in the last 2 years than Leicester have in their entire history.
Peter Schmeichel's semen has beaten Liverpool to winning the Premier League.
According to the Guardian Football Weekly Podcast:
Leicester's win %:
While Richard III still buried in that car park - 32% While Richard III body in storage awaiting re-burial - 18% Since Richard III re-buried nearby their ground (the KING Power Stadium) - 65%
Crickey we're not advocating Roly underneath the Sam Bartram statue are we?
According to the Guardian Football Weekly Podcast:
Leicester's win %:
While Richard III still buried in that car park - 32% While Richard III body in storage awaiting re-burial - 18% Since Richard III re-buried nearby their ground (the KING Power Stadium) - 65%
So... WE have to find a long deceased King buried under a car park and reinter him in the Woolwich Free Baptist Church by the ferry roundabout!
According to the Guardian Football Weekly Podcast:
Leicester's win %:
While Richard III still buried in that car park - 32% While Richard III body in storage awaiting re-burial - 18% Since Richard III re-buried nearby their ground (the KING Power Stadium) - 65%
So... WE have to find a long deceased King buried under a car park and reinter him in the Woolwich Free Baptist Church by the ferry roundabout!
If we're going to link it in with our ground we'd probably need to find a Pharaoh and rename the ground the Valley of the Kings.
Fantastic idea and a rapid wiki search suggests that Eadbald may be our man.
Happily his remains are already known to be somewhere in Canterbury cathedral and he was enough generations in of the Kings of Kent to be not wholly Frankish.
He also has a name that could provide a good chant or two to support our folically challenged players.
Im sure the Archbishop of Canterbury being a decent cove would support the relocation to support the protests and future development of the club.
Average Possession - Arsenal 1st, Leicester 17th Average Passes Per Game - Arsenal 1st, Leicester 17th Passing Accuracy - Arsenal 1st, Leicester 20th Shots on Target - Arsenal 2nd, Leicester 5th League Table - Arsenal 3rd, Leicester Champions
Conclusion - Arsenal keep possession, pass the ball to death and accurately too. Leicester concede all possession, don't pass very often and when they do it's more often than not to the opposition.
Wenger would do well to compromise on his philosophy of total football.
Average Possession - Arsenal 1st, Leicester 17th Average Passes Per Game - Arsenal 1st, Leicester 17th Passing Accuracy - Arsenal 1st, Leicester 20th Shots on Target - Arsenal 2nd, Leicester 5th League Table - Arsenal 3rd, Leicester Champions
Conclusion - Arsenal keep possession, pass the ball to death and accurately too. Leicester concede all possession, don't pass very often and when they do it's more often than not to the opposition.
Wenger would do well to compromise on his philosophy of total football.
If you pass it 10 yards sideways you rarely lose the ball, if you try more ambitious passes to hurt your opponents then there's always the risk they won't come off. What Leicester show that if you try the more ambitious pass to get your strikers in behind your opponents then the low percentage that get through more than make up for the ones that don't.
so after today they'll definitely win the league by at least 7 points, probably by 10+ and potentially by 13 points which would be the 2nd biggest margin in the Premier League era
so after today they'll definitely win the league by at least 7 points, probably by 10+ and potentially by 13 points which would be the 2nd biggest margin in the Premier League era
Crazy that they could win it by such a big margin.
Only one thing Ranieri needs to do now. And that is to pronounce the word "sheet" as in "clean sheet" correctly. It's a good job that the post Chelsea interview was on Sky and not on BBC.
so after today they'll definitely win the league by at least 7 points, probably by 10+ and potentially by 13 points which would be the 2nd biggest margin in the Premier League era
10 points clear of 2nd. 15 points clear of City in 4th
thats partly one of the reasons why ive started to do england aways, im never gonna do them with charlton, and its a really good experience booked up scotland, malta and lithuania roll on.
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Jamie Vardy and his double
And some bloke at the front, hogging the limelight as usual
Then the film rights will be worth their weight in gold.
The Leicester team will be themselves in the film which will make the film truly awful.
Karel Fraeye has been lined up as his replacement.
He won't need to be able to play football, as Ben doesn't play any football these days either!
According to the Guardian Football Weekly Podcast:
Leicester's win %:
While Richard III still buried in that car park - 32%
While Richard III body in storage awaiting re-burial - 18%
Since Richard III re-buried nearby their ground (the KING Power Stadium) - 65%
Man Utd spent more in the last 2 years than Leicester have in their entire history.
Peter Schmeichel's semen has beaten Liverpool to winning the Premier League.
Happily his remains are already known to be somewhere in Canterbury cathedral and he was enough generations in of the Kings of Kent to be not wholly Frankish.
He also has a name that could provide a good chant or two to support our folically challenged players.
Im sure the Archbishop of Canterbury being a decent cove would support the relocation to support the protests and future development of the club.
Average Possession - Arsenal 1st, Leicester 17th
Average Passes Per Game - Arsenal 1st, Leicester 17th
Passing Accuracy - Arsenal 1st, Leicester 20th
Shots on Target - Arsenal 2nd, Leicester 5th
League Table - Arsenal 3rd, Leicester Champions
Conclusion - Arsenal keep possession, pass the ball to death and accurately too. Leicester concede all possession, don't pass very often and when they do it's more often than not to the opposition.
Wenger would do well to compromise on his philosophy of total football.
What must it be like to actually enjoy supporting a football team!
Please please please don't sack Ranieri if they are 8th next Christmas having lost 1-0 to Sheff W.
Oh, and 31 points clear of Chelsea!!!
A 1-0 smash and grab is well within the realms of possibility - good luck to them.