I had a very long day at work the other week on a day I'd meant to go to the supermarket. Arriving home at 12.15, no food in the house I ate a ton of tuna and went to bed. Living the dream.
I did not drink the juice even though it was tuna in spring water. If you are drinking the juice when it's tuna in oil, this has got to be high up there in the weird stakes.
I always have my boiled eggs big end up and then tap the tops, peel them and put the shells into the egg cup under the egg. Salt and pepper the eggs and dunk in toast soldiers buttered and cut to about 5mm les than the width of the egg. Anyone who does it any other way is wrong.
Custard creams, Oreos, Bourbons, any sandwich cream biscuit, top layer first, scoop filling with teeth then bottom layer. If I am in the mood and want to go 'kin mental, I eat the top layers of two Oreos and bang the remaining pieces together to make a super biscuit.
growing up i always ate things one thing at a time, (so all the meat, then all the potatoes and then finally all the vegetables) i didn't like gravy and hated dishes where everything was mixed up as I was always worried there would be things hidden in there i wouldn't like.
I eat chocolate mousses by digging a crater to the bottom of pot and then making the crater bigger and bigger until i've eaten all the mousse.
I was in McDonalds with my grandson before the Brentford game, a bloke came in and sat next to us after purchasing a burger. He opened the burger so that he had the bun on one side and the burger on the bun base on the other. He then poured one whole sachet of salt on the bun and another sachet of salt on the burger and munched the lot!
Pizza. I don't like cheese so depending on where I am I de-cheese as much as possible.
I had a friend like that, they found the ideal solution. They don't eat pizza...
On a similar note, what about those prize plums who "Don't like tomatoes or cheese", but love pizza. Dick heads.
Not at all. The cooking and the combination of different items makes all the difference. I hate raw tomatoes, tomato juice, tomato soup, and cooked tomatoes as just cooked tomatoes but I'm very happy to eat tomato sauce on pasta and on pizzas.
Sandwiches with lumps of cheese instead of bread and cucumber etc as the filling. I don't understand this one, are you saying a cheese and cucumber sandwich is cheese slices around a cucumber?
Leave the best (the meat) to last during any dinner. Yep
Lick the plate when ever there is any liquid like element left on the plate. not ANY liquid.
Custard creams and bourbons - all the biscuit first. Top biscuit, then middle cream, then bottom biscuit.
Always fold over cheese on toast. Why?
Mayo and ketchup together on lots of stuff. Absolutely
When having cheese on toast - pickle on one slice, ketchup on another, salad cream on one and coleslaw on the last. Still fold. Why?
Lump of cheese on a slice of ham which is rolled up and eaten. This is fine.
Cheese used as a spoon to eat cold beans, coleslaw, pot salad etc. Erm not sure it's acceptable but not too weird.
Drink the 'juice' from a tin of tuna during the draining process. I do this sometimes with the spring water one, never with oil/brine
I used to eat peanut butter and jam sandwiches with prawn cocktail sandwiches at school. Also used to get a Twix, bite off the top layer of chocolate and then stick hula hoops on top and eat.
When eating at Mcdonald's I will put a chip into the straw then proceed to suck through strawberry milkshake. I don't do this with Coke as that would be weird.
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Saving roast potatoes until the end of a roast dinner and the mashing them up in the gravy.
Like others on here, sucking the chocolate off the likes of Maltesers before eating the inner part.
I did not drink the juice even though it was tuna in spring water. If you are drinking the juice when it's tuna in oil, this has got to be high up there in the weird stakes.
I always have my boiled eggs big end up and then tap the tops, peel them and put the shells into the egg cup under the egg. Salt and pepper the eggs and dunk in toast soldiers buttered and cut to about 5mm les than the width of the egg. Anyone who does it any other way is wrong.
That will follow you around for at least two days! No amount of tooth brushing coffee drinking or shit eating will take that smell away.
And a belch on the tube suddenly gets you a carriage to yourself.
Animal !!!
I eat chocolate mousses by digging a crater to the bottom of pot and then making the crater bigger and bigger until i've eaten all the mousse.
Each to there own I suppose!
Have you no decorum?
You will be telling us you eat peas with a spoon next.
chemistry.about.com/od/howthingsworkfaqs/f/cantapping.htm
Using a pair of sticks in one hand when a fork is a far, easier, more efficient and, frankly, superior method is just ridiculous.
Actually, on reflection, it's everyone who uses chopsticks in the face of this glaringly obvious alternative that eats weirdly.
When eating at Mcdonald's I will put a chip into the straw then proceed to suck through strawberry milkshake. I don't do this with Coke as that would be weird.
I lick twiglets.
I lick all the chocolate off of a kitkat before eating the biscuit part.
And the most bizarre involves KFC but we wont go there