**Paddling Pool for Sale***

sterlingaddick

I have a paddling pool with a slippery surface, you should be fine, I'm Still Standing.

So twitter has been pinging all morning with the news of the celeb paddling pool olive oil scandal that is not allowed to be reported in the UK, but can in the US and Scotland.

Any guesses as to who is involved?

ricky_otto

Tony Watt, JBG and Olive from on the buses?

ricky_otto

Was it a ru Paul (pool)?

Don't go breaking my heart.

Nicholas

Roland, Katrien and Murray. Dirty bastards

RodneyCharltonTrotta

sterlingaddick said:

...that is not allowed to be reported in the UK, but can in the US and Scotland.

Sorry Sterling but Scotland voted to stay in the devolution vote ;-)

cafcfan

Colonel Mustard, Reverend Green and Miss Scarlett, in the cellar with a lead pipe?

Edited to add: Years ago I had cause to investigate a gay club (for suspected financial irregularities I should add). We were given a guided tour of the facilities that the money had been spent on.

They did indeed have an indoor paddling pool for the "watersports". There were also conveniently positioned grab handles around the edge.

And they say that romance is dead.

sterlingaddick

RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

sterlingaddick said:

...that is not allowed to be reported in the UK, but can in the US and Scotland.

Sorry Sterling but Scotland voted to stay in the devolution vote ;-)

Its monday morning, give me some credit!

ShootersHillGuru

This injunction in England and Wales only succeeds in bringing British courts into ridicule.

Baldybonce

If Olive Oil is involved it must be Popeye.

MrOneLung

If only there was a thread on this already.

JiMMy 85

MrOneLung said:

If only there was a thread on this already.

And miss out on another thread of cheap puns?