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Blow up doll

fog horn
fog horn Posts: 286
edited April 2016 in General Charlton
How about we get a blow up doll. Dress it up with a wonder bra,glasses and swing it around on a string. I think you get the idea. One of you sados must have a blow up doll. Lol
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  • Mackle
    Mackle Posts: 444
    A blow up Katrien doll?
  • fog horn
    fog horn Posts: 286
    Yes that's the idea
  • killer kish
    killer kish Posts: 2,019
    Or just blow up Katrien?!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Dave Mehmet probably has one tucked away in the loft alongside his Ronnie Moore certificate.
  • killer kish
    killer kish Posts: 2,019
    Instead of everyone else blowing up her arse!
  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    I suggested lots of them and throw them on the pitch - it is a sex pitch after all!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    iamdan said:

    No.

    Storm the directors box, flare up the pitch, riot the car park after, throw eggs at Kat and Muzza from the West Upper.

    I'm not taking part though.

    I'm only taking part if it's eggs benedict. She hates scrambled and Richard Murrays looks like a hard boiled egg anyway.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,887
    A blow up doll, hanging on a string,
    She told me to

    Ah, think I'll leave it there...
  • Pedro45
    Pedro45 Posts: 5,838
    It would have to have a stripey black and white top on...you know, the one she is always wearing! She must have a wardrobe full of those, or one very worn and smelly top!

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  • mogodon
    mogodon Posts: 3,412
    Chickens. Release thousands of chickens onto the pitch. Black and white ones. Buggers to catch. The French have been doing it for years at rugby games. All we needs to work out is how to get them past the stewards. And where to find thousands of black and white chickens.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,907
    and ducktape over her mouth to make it kinky (or over one end of a foot).
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Mametz came up with a great idea in Belgium and has been practising at home.

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  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,664
    Beach balls with Rolands face printed on them.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,389
    edited April 2016
    50 toy helicopters would be quite interesting flying around the pitch and heading up to the Directors Box.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    mogodon said:

    Chickens. Release thousands of chickens onto the pitch. Black and white ones. Buggers to catch. The French have been doing it for years at rugby games. All we needs to work out is how to get them past the stewards. And where to find thousands of black and white chickens.

    Burnley will think they are playing Blackburn. It will really kick off then.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,499
    wouldnt waste my breath on her.
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    Not a bad idea but not sexual. Dress it up as Pinocchio.

    Or along the puppet themes throw puppets onto the pitch sock puppets maybe (with a ball in so they fly better)
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,390
    we'll definitely win the nation's hearts by being sexist pricks

    not kidding, either. the nation is full of arseholes who'd find this a right jolly wheeze
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,392
    edited April 2016
    fog horn said:

    How about we get a blow up doll. Dress it up with a wonder bra,glasses and swing it around on a string. I think you get the idea. One of you sados must have a blow up doll. Lol

    I have second hand one (i recently upgraded to the more realistic suck model...). I have a puncture repair kit and foot pump, i am asthmatic and began running out of breath on the vinegar strokes.

    It's yours FG or CARDS if they want it?

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  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,756
    Leuth said:

    we'll definitely win the nation's hearts by being sexist pricks

    not kidding, either. the nation is full of arseholes who'd find this a right jolly wheeze

    You going round calling a whole host of people racist c##ts and sexist pricks - yet you call them arseholes.

    Pot. Kettle. Black.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,630
    Addickted2TheReds said:

    Leuth said:

    we'll definitely win the nation's hearts by being sexist pricks

    not kidding, either. the nation is full of arseholes who'd find this a right jolly wheeze

    You going round calling a whole host of people racist c##ts and sexist pricks - yet you call them arseholes.

    Pot. Kettle. Black.
    Racist c##t
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,756
    Pot. Kettle. Rainbow.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,734
    edited April 2016
    Addickted2TheReds said:

    Pot. Kettle. Rainbow.

    Homophobic c##t ;)
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Okay......now this is getting weird.........
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    soapy_jones said:

    fog horn said:

    How about we get a blow up doll. Dress it up with a wonder bra,glasses and swing it around on a string. I think you get the idea. One of you sados must have a blow up doll. Lol

    I have second hand one (i recently upgraded to the more realistic suck model...). I have a puncture repair kit and foot pump, i am asthmatic and began running out of breath on the vinegar strokes.

    It's yours FG or CARDS if they want it?
    Thanks for sharing that Soapy. Does it have a runny nose?

  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,674
    Leuth said:

    we'll definitely win the nation's hearts by being sexist pricks

    not kidding, either. the nation is full of arseholes who'd find this a right jolly wheeze

    I'm going to throw a black blow up doll. Is that alright with you?
  • mogodon
    mogodon Posts: 3,412
    Drones. Ideally one from the US military. Aimed at the directors' box. Possibly one of the few things that would wipe a smile of Squirrel Face's ugly mug.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Baldybonce said:

    Leuth said:

    we'll definitely win the nation's hearts by being sexist pricks

    not kidding, either. the nation is full of arseholes who'd find this a right jolly wheeze

    I'm going to throw a black blow up doll. Is that alright with you?
    Only if it's transgender.

  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Addickted said:

    Baldybonce said:

    Leuth said:

    we'll definitely win the nation's hearts by being sexist pricks

    not kidding, either. the nation is full of arseholes who'd find this a right jolly wheeze

    I'm going to throw a black blow up doll. Is that alright with you?
    Only if it's transgender.

    They all are, ... allegedly

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