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  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,672
    Addickted said:

    Leuth said:

    we'll definitely win the nation's hearts by being sexist pricks

    not kidding, either. the nation is full of arseholes who'd find this a right jolly wheeze

    I'm going to throw a black blow up doll. Is that alright with you?
    Only if it's transgender.

    it's a male one actually but I'll be fucked if I'm blowing it up.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,024
    This has actually given me an idea. I have a blow up guitar from a house party costume whilst at uni. I'm gonna dig that out and chuck it on the pitch at Burnley. Watch out for it everyone.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,757

    Addickted said:

    Leuth said:

    we'll definitely win the nation's hearts by being sexist pricks

    not kidding, either. the nation is full of arseholes who'd find this a right jolly wheeze

    I'm going to throw a black blow up doll. Is that alright with you?
    Only if it's transgender.

    it's a male one actually but I'll be fucked if I'm blowing it up.
    Spit roast eh?
  • Addickted said:

    Leuth said:

    we'll definitely win the nation's hearts by being sexist pricks

    not kidding, either. the nation is full of arseholes who'd find this a right jolly wheeze

    I'm going to throw a black blow up doll. Is that alright with you?
    Only if it's transgender.

    it's a male one actually but I'll be fucked if I'm blowing it up.
    If you're lucky.
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,252

    Why don't we see if Del Boys got any Pepsi and Shirley's left they do 2 jobs for price of one because they blow up in end as well.

  • Ahh, Charlton Life... :-)
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,287
    edited April 2016
    mogodon said:

    Drones. Ideally one from the US military. Aimed at the directors' box. Possibly one of the few things that would wipe a smile of Squirrel Face's ugly mug.

    If we're talking drones and a sex themed protest...(possibly nsfw btw)

    youtu.be/eC5azG0o3Bo
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,962

    This has actually given me an idea. I have a blow up guitar from a house party costume whilst at uni. I'm gonna dig that out and chuck it on the pitch at Burnley. Watch out for it everyone.

    Why are you going to chuck it on the pitch at Burnley?

    ;o)
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,821
    edited April 2016
    I have an inflatable crocodile.

    Might look a bit fatter then normal going into the ground and it takes a good 10 minutes to inflate but croccy would be delighted to have a turn out.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,024
    Oggy Red said:

    This has actually given me an idea. I have a blow up guitar from a house party costume whilst at uni. I'm gonna dig that out and chuck it on the pitch at Burnley. Watch out for it everyone.

    Why are you going to chuck it on the pitch at Burnley?

    ;o)
    At the Burnley game Clever Clogs

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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    I got one and it won't be the first time it's had a little prick in it when the steward bursts it with his cocktail stick
  • Last game of the season away used to be fancy dress, I fancy a bit of this, given the fact we've got cowboys running our club


  • mogodon said:

    Drones. Ideally one from the US military. Aimed at the directors' box. Possibly one of the few things that would wipe a smile of Squirrel Face's ugly mug.

    If we're talking drones and a sex themed protest...(possibly nsfw btw)

    youtu.be/eC5azG0o3Bo
    Why is Katrien's nose flying about in a Russian press conference?
  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    I reckon inflatable everything! think Supermarket Sweep!

    Wine Bottle, Bunch of Bananas, Single Banana, Burger, Plant, Guitar, Cake, Hammer, Microphone, Crayon, Carrot, Jukebox, Saxophone and a Fish!

    BOUNCY BONUS!
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,024
    edited April 2016
    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    I reckon inflatable everything! think Supermarket Sweep!

    Wine Bottle, Bunch of Bananas, Single Banana, Burger, Plant, Guitar, Cake, Hammer, Microphone, Crayon, Carrot, Jukebox, Saxophone and a Fish!

    BOUNCY BONUS!

    Agree mate. Anything you can blow up bring it with you.

    Edit: blow up as in balloon not as in explosion.
  • The_President
    The_President Posts: 14,280
    yeah agree - anything you can blow up - bring !

  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,871

    yeah agree - anything you can blow up - bring !

    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    I reckon inflatable everything! think Supermarket Sweep!

    Wine Bottle, Bunch of Bananas, Single Banana, Burger, Plant, Guitar, Cake, Hammer, Microphone, Crayon, Carrot, Jukebox, Saxophone and a Fish!

    BOUNCY BONUS!

    Gimmicky.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    I reckon inflatable everything! think Supermarket Sweep!

    Wine Bottle, Bunch of Bananas, Single Banana, Burger, Plant, Guitar, Cake, Hammer, Microphone, Crayon, Carrot, Jukebox, Saxophone and a Fish!

    BOUNCY BONUS!

    Agree mate. Anything you can blow up bring it with you.

    Edit: blow up as in balloon not as in explosion.
    The only thing I've ever blown up is an empty coach (it wasn't Karel Fraye I should add)
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,224
    Can I bring mySheep Dolly?
  • The_President
    The_President Posts: 14,280
    Solidgone said:

    Can I bring mySheep Dolly?

    Yes.
    Can you bring along your ferrets,wildcats,coyotes and hyenas too please.

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  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    LoOkOuT said:

    yeah agree - anything you can blow up - bring !

    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    I reckon inflatable everything! think Supermarket Sweep!

    Wine Bottle, Bunch of Bananas, Single Banana, Burger, Plant, Guitar, Cake, Hammer, Microphone, Crayon, Carrot, Jukebox, Saxophone and a Fish!

    BOUNCY BONUS!

    Gimmicky.
    It was quite clear that's what CAFC fans want! Who am I to disagree!
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,121
    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    I reckon inflatable everything! think Supermarket Sweep!

    Wine Bottle, Bunch of Bananas, Single Banana, Burger, Plant, Guitar, Cake, Hammer, Microphone, Crayon, Carrot, Jukebox, Saxophone and a Fish!

    BOUNCY BONUS!

    Enough with the exclamation marks.

  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,088

    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    I reckon inflatable everything! think Supermarket Sweep!

    Wine Bottle, Bunch of Bananas, Single Banana, Burger, Plant, Guitar, Cake, Hammer, Microphone, Crayon, Carrot, Jukebox, Saxophone and a Fish!

    BOUNCY BONUS!

    Agree mate. Anything you can blow up bring it with you.

    Edit: blow up as in balloon not as in explosion.
    The only thing I've ever blown up is an empty coach (it wasn't Karel Fraye I should add)
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  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    Redskin said:

    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    I reckon inflatable everything! think Supermarket Sweep!

    Wine Bottle, Bunch of Bananas, Single Banana, Burger, Plant, Guitar, Cake, Hammer, Microphone, Crayon, Carrot, Jukebox, Saxophone and a Fish!

    BOUNCY BONUS!

    Enough with the exclamation marks.

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    ok mate!
  • clive
    clive Posts: 19,529

    It is a challenge for sports leagues across the world - if play can only resume in empty stadiums, how can the atmosphere be improved?

    However, not many clubs will be rushing to follow the example of FC Seoul.

    The top-flight South Korean side has apologised after fans accused them of using sex dolls in the stands.

    FC Seoul insisted they were "premium mannequins" rather than sex dolls - but did admit they came from a supplier that produces sex toys.

    And some of the dolls were holding signs advertising sex websites - despite pornography being banned in South Korea.
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-52702075Some of the premium mannequins at FC Seouls match
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,734
    Why do the blow up dolls need face masks?

    Surely more things to worry about if they suddenly start coughing and sneezing
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,738
    edited May 2020
    Why do the blow up dolls need face masks?

    Surely more things to worry about if they suddenly start coughing and sneezing
    Stop them leaking, when they are full up.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Would ya?
    I’ve had worse. 
  • CAFCTrev
    CAFCTrev Posts: 6,003
    clive said:

    It is a challenge for sports leagues across the world - if play can only resume in empty stadiums, how can the atmosphere be improved?

    However, not many clubs will be rushing to follow the example of FC Seoul.

    The top-flight South Korean side has apologised after fans accused them of using sex dolls in the stands.

    FC Seoul insisted they were "premium mannequins" rather than sex dolls - but did admit they came from a supplier that produces sex toys.

    And some of the dolls were holding signs advertising sex websites - despite pornography being banned in South Korea.
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-52702075Some of the premium mannequins at FC Seouls match
    always keeping an eye on the latest blow up doll related news eh?