Sofa Alternative

LoOkOuT

i_b_b_o_r_g

King size bed and a couple of dirty birds in it

carly burn

'For the naughtiest supporter of the week'

Sponsored by Airman Brown.

NornIrishAddick

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

King size bed and a couple of dirty birds in it

Gannets after an oil slick?

IAgree

24 000 Plastic fans

Stig

Here's my sofa alternative. Looking forward to seeing it at the BURNley MATCH.

MrOneLung

Two BBQ's.

One gas, one charcoal.

SDAddick

MrOneLung said:

Two BBQ's.

One gas, one charcoal.

PICK A SIDE WE'RE AT WAR!!!!!

man_at_milletts

I think we could use the blow up doll here, and when there's a corner at that end, pick a random fan from the crowd who would then practice the Heimlich Manoeuvre on the blow up doll while waiting for the corner kick to be taken.

noisy_north_upper

IAgree said:

24 000 Plastic fans

This sounds good.

Redskin

Bigbadbozman

How about a dental chair, fans can have a root canal treatment while they watch, watching the team will serve as an anaesthetic

seth plum

A mini abbatoir and a working butcher.
Ensures supporter food is fresh and humanely slaughtered?

Perhaps a taxidermist could stuff Katrien and we sit on her.