I thought the sofa had a good game. In the past, the sofa has been static, but today he was all over the pitch. It brings hope for next season as he certainly kept the sweeper busy which should cushion the blow of relegation. Of course, next year we can look forward to a Chesterfield on the pitch. Whether Roland plans to bring in foreign sofas and sell them on to Premiership clubs, I frankly have no ikea.
CHARLTON ATHLETIC FC ARE SADDENED TO LEARN OF THE DEATH AT APPROXIMATELY 14.30pm ON SATURDAY THE 7TH OF MAY OF FANS FAVOURITE THE CORNER FLAG SOFA.
A spokesperson said:
In a disappointing season the Corner Flag Sofa has been the one constant and enduring success. Fans were not to know that a lap of honour for the sofa had been arranged for the recliner at the end of the game on Saturday to mark its outstanding contribution in providing matchday experience of the highest quality. This of course did not happen and Roland Duchâtelet has described the incident as an attack on the club by a bunch of mindless Chaise Lounge lizards.
CEO Katrien Meire later stated: ‘We accept that some mistakes were made and have learned from these so we are instead now looking at a range of high quality armchairs…the fans should understand that everyone at the club is committed to working hard over the course of the coming months to ensure that upholstery at The Valley will be the best on offer in League 1’
It's a shame that Katrien didn't stay to see the demise of the sofa, she could have asked the Burnley lot for a replacement seeing as their shirt sponsor is Sofa Store.
I hear the sofa will be buried at Charlton Cemetery next Saturday with full military honours.
Pinocchio will lead the congregation with a rousing rendition of Otis Redding's "Down in the Valley", followed by Richard Murray leading on an acapella version of "My Old Man's a Dustman".
Su Parkes will then lead an all female choir with "Jump Up and Down and Wave Your Knickers in the Air"
And, to bring proceedings to an emotional close, representatives from DFS will be on hand, giving everyone a copy of their latest sale catalogue.
I hope TVs, and the trans and GQ will be allowed to join in?
I can see a remake of Hart to Hart coming to our screens soon and this would be the intro -
This is my boss Roland Duchatelet, a self made millionaire And this is Katrien, She's the CEO, And she knows how take care of herself, By the way, my name is Max and I'm the sofa, I take care of these two by placating the fans with comfy cushions, and arm rests, But when they put me pitch side, It was Moider!
I hear the sofa will be buried at Charlton Cemetery next Saturday with full military honours.
Pinocchio will lead the congregation with a rousing rendition of Otis Redding's "Down in the Valley", followed by Richard Murray leading on an acapella version of "My Old Man's a Dustman".
Su Parkes will then lead an all female choir with "Jump Up and Down and Wave Your Knickers in the Air"
And, to bring proceedings to an emotional close, representatives from DFS will be on hand, giving everyone a copy of their latest sale catalogue.
I hope TVs, and the trans and GQ will be allowed to join in?
My parents are buried in Charlton Cemetery and the plot has room for one more. My late dad (Charlton through and through) had a dark sense of humour so I am sure he would love to accommodate the sofa's remains, as long as the sofa's relatives are happy for it to be interred in the Catholic section!
Sofa king great (geddit?) when that got ripped up.
Katrien, this is what we think of your crumby ideas. Just look at what happened, your sofa got ripped up, boo-hoo. That is what you call iconoclasm. It wasn't ripped up because it's a bad sofa, it was ripped up because it was the upholstered embodiment of you. Now, just go!
Looks like Tony Jiminez in the crowd, NW quadrant.
You inconsiderate bar-stards. it was my turn to sit on the world-famous sofa for the first home game next season. I will now have to redraw my Bucket List !!!
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A spokesperson said:
In a disappointing season the Corner Flag Sofa has been the one constant and enduring success. Fans were not to know that a lap of honour for the sofa had been arranged for the recliner at the end of the game on Saturday to mark its outstanding contribution in providing matchday experience of the highest quality. This of course did not happen and Roland Duchâtelet has described the incident as an attack on the club by a bunch of mindless Chaise Lounge lizards.
CEO Katrien Meire later stated: ‘We accept that some mistakes were made and have learned from these so we are instead now looking at a range of high quality armchairs…the fans should understand that everyone at the club is committed to working hard over the course of the coming months to ensure that upholstery at The Valley will be the best on offer in League 1’
a) Do they have a really long extension cable
b) Is it an battery powered Henry Hoover
c) Other
Proper Charlton question, that.
I think we should be told...
: - )
This is my boss Roland Duchatelet, a self made millionaire
And this is Katrien, She's the CEO, And she knows how take care of herself,
By the way, my name is Max and I'm the sofa,
I take care of these two by placating the fans with comfy cushions, and arm rests,
But when they put me pitch side,
It was Moider!
PS How about the Kooks for the music to the footage taken yesterday
It was them, wasn't it???
https://youtu.be/g-4uISj83OM
Looks like Tony Jiminez in the crowd, NW quadrant.
So I would like to thank everyone that ripped that *%*@#*% sofa apart.
I only wish I could have been there to assist.
http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/sport/15403831.Enjoy_Championship_football_in_comfort_____with_new_luxury_recliner_seats_at_Macron_Stadium/?ref=fbshr