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Nomanative determinism

ChizzChizz
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
It's the term given to a person who ends up in a job that is closely-related to his name. In other words, someone ending up with a career he seemed pre-destined for, due to his name being relevant to that job.

Real examples (and I promise you these are all real) include the women's 400m hurdles runner from Bulgaria Miss V Stambolova; the President and CEO of "Food for the Poor", Robin Mahfood; the retired TV weather presenter, Storm Field; the US Republican candidate, Rich White (could only have been Republican, right?); the gynaecologist, Dr Harry Beaver; the police officer from St Paul in the United States, Sgt Paul Paulos; and the New York lawyer from the firm Sullivan and Cromwell, Sue Yoo.

So, for anyone who knows the old Jim Davidson joke about Charlton's real name, it can be no surprise that Charlton are interviewing someone called Knill for the Assistant Manager's job.

Any others?
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  • lordromfordlordromford
    Katrien Meire. She's a f*cking mare.
  • IAgreeIAgree
    edited May 2016
    Did see a Dr De'Ath listed in a Hospital a few years back.
  • IAgreeIAgree
    Just seen " marine biologist " Steve Haddock with David Attenbourgh!
  • cafcfancafcfan
    One of my favourites was in the wildlife protection unit for the Hertfordshire Constabulary a few years back.
    The unit was run by DS Cull.

    There's also the firm of solicitors: Wright Hassell
  • Floyd MontanaFloyd Montana
    There is still a butchers in Bromsgrove
    Badham and Grizzle
  • man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    edited May 2016
    Uboat said:

    Stan Cunt, who played for Millwall in the 50s.

    Wasn't Stan, it was his cousin, Waddock.
  • soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    Sanctimonius Twat, he posts on here under another name... OR I might of just made that up!
  • limeygentlimeygent
    Jay Walker, traffic reporter here in Baltimore.
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  • McBobbinMcBobbin
    My friend (genuinely... as in it was my friend and not me, and it's real) went to an arse-doctor called Asad Butt
  • Raith_C_ChattonellRaith_C_Chattonell
    I remember Captain Salt from HMS Sheffield in the Falklands War. I was also a juror at the Old Bailey in a case being tried by Judge Judge who later went on to be Lord Chief Justice and head of the Judiciary.

    ... and finally, I recall a very un pc joke containing a dentist called Phil McCafferty. I will keep the joke to myself - although I'm sure you can make one up, if need be.
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    Irish dentist, Phil McCavity
  • StigStig
    I see this guy was on Attenborough's show tonight: http://www.mbari.org/haddock-steven/
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    ENT medic .. Doctor Patient .. a k a ... bedside manner
    Ilford accountant .. Stephen Fiddler
    Ex Tough England defender ... Terry Butcher
  • ChizzChizz
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Irish dentist, Phil McCavity

    Not sure that's a real one though
  • ChizzChizz
    McBobbin said:

    My friend (genuinely... as in it was my friend and not me, and it's real) went to an arse-doctor called Asad Butt

    An "arse doctor"?
  • limeygentlimeygent
    Chizz said:

    McBobbin said:

    My friend (genuinely... as in it was my friend and not me, and it's real) went to an arse-doctor called Asad Butt

    An "arse doctor"?
    Proctologist, what a career choice.
  • McBobbinMcBobbin
    limeygent said:

    Chizz said:

    McBobbin said:

    My friend (genuinely... as in it was my friend and not me, and it's real) went to an arse-doctor called Asad Butt

    An "arse doctor"?
    Proctologist, what a career choice.
    That's the word I was looking for :)
  • cherryorchardcherryorchard
    Don't know if still practising , but for many years there was a Dentist in St Paul's Cray called Pullar.

    Also there is a NHS Urologist in Bromley - Miss Nurse. If she had not decided to become a surgeon she would have spent her medical career being known as Dr Nurse. Consequently if any siblings decided upon a nursing career they would be Nurse Nurse.
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  • Phantom_UserPhantom_User
    I heard that Paul Dickov is a bit of a ....
  • Missed ItMissed It
    There was a Sgt Slaughter on my Afghanistan deployment.
  • johnnyhumphreyjohnnyhumphrey
    My first dentist was a Mr Pullar.
  • johnnyhumphreyjohnnyhumphrey
    Sorry,just seen the earlier post by Cherryorchard.
    I still have most of my teeth so he wasn't too bad.
  • LoOkOuTLoOkOuT
    Paige Turner, the librarian.
  • johnnyhumphreyjohnnyhumphrey
    I couldn't think of any others so here's a link--
    https://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/nominative-determinism-ftw?utm_term=.dsaPYbAWp#.xrm93LYD6
  • AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    edited May 2016
    When I worked for the global services firm PricewaterhouseCoopers, there was an American partner, a Mr Rich Boss.
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    Golfer .. Gary (what a) Player
  • StigStig
    When I was young, I was having it away with a girl and two people walked in on us. It was my Auntie Climax and her friend Curtis Interrutpus.
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    Peter Bowler .. cricketer .. more of a batting all rounder though
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