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Counting the Days 'Til Roland Duchatelet Sells Charlton Athletic

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  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,822
    Absolutely guarantee he has thought about us on more than four days, sometimes for a few hours.
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,237
    April showers turn into summer sun
    Roland Douchebag is rather rum
    We were his children and he was our Dad
    being an orphan would make me glad
    He left the nanny, Katrien the witch
    Sitting on the sofa before her switch
    3 games left to rescue our season
    If not, what's the reason
    Owners come and owners depart
    Duchatelet is truly a wet old fart.
  • CAFCTrev
    CAFCTrev Posts: 6,010
    Takeover wont happen until weve signed Andy Delort.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1468 and 1469
    The sun may be shining but he’s still here, like a distant little turd cloud.
    Oh fuck...
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,822
    I hope he is stupid enough to have a saniflo in his flat. They notoriously go wrong.

    I hope as he sits down tomorrow morning for his morning ablutions, the tank goes live and he is covered head to toe in a shower of shit.

    Least he deserves imo.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,024
    Ohh wanka fuck
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,822
    Think you put a k in instead of a t
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,345
    Alwaysneil said:

    Think you put a k in instead of a t

    Whats a fuct
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,822
    Wanda
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1470.
    He's still here.
    Oh fuck..

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  • N01R4M
    N01R4M Posts: 2,577
    1470 days? A whole 210 weeks? And STILL here?
    Let's hope he doesn't think he is Arsene (II) Wenger as well as Alan (II) Turing.
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,237
    N01R4M said:

    1470 days? A whole 210 weeks? And STILL here?
    Let's hope he doesn't think he is Arsene (II) Wenger as well as Alan (II) Turing.

    Every since the parade with the coffin, I've always thought of Duchatelet as the Grim reaper.
  • N01R4M
    N01R4M Posts: 2,577
    soapboxsam said:

    N01R4M said:

    1470 days? A whole 210 weeks? And STILL here?
    Let's hope he doesn't think he is Arsene (II) Wenger as well as Alan (II) Turing.

    Every since the parade with the coffin, I've always thought of Duchatelet as the Grim reaper.
    He certainly took a scythe to our promotion-winning Chris Powell squad, & has had a good stab at killing the Charlton spirit!
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,729
    soapboxsam said:

    N01R4M said:

    1470 days? A whole 210 weeks? And STILL here?
    Let's hope he doesn't think he is Arsene (II) Wenger as well as Alan (II) Turing.

    Every since the parade with the coffin, I've always thought of Duchatelet as the Grim reaper.
    I've always thought of him as an evil cnut
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    He does indeed have "Something Of The Night" about him.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1471.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1472.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,395
    What people don't know is that RD was a star in the early days of Belgian cinema. Think Boris Karloff and you have the measure of his talent in films such as "Le twat horreur" (1908) and "Le crypt" (1909). It was only the arrival of talkies in Belgium in 1997 that curtailed his career...

  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1473.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1474.
    He’s still here.
    Oh nearly the weekend fuck...

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  • Blackheathen
    Blackheathen Posts: 6,668
    soapboxsam said:

    April showers turn into summer sun
    Roland Douchebag is rather rum
    We were his children and he was our Dad
    being an orphan would make me glad
    He left the nanny, Katrien the witch
    Sitting on the sofa before her switch
    3 games left to rescue our season
    If not, what's the reason
    Owners come and owners depart
    Duchatelet is truly a wet old fart.

    Into his undies goes a proper motion
    Don't worry you Cnut
    We're heading for promotion

  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1475 and 1476.
    A big day, but he’s still here.
    Oh good luck fuck...
  • N01R4M
    N01R4M Posts: 2,577
    But the point surely is that he ISN'T here (at The Valley, that is) even on such an important day!
    Just hope he is busy with something even more important - signing off the sale of the club to a new owner who does give a sh*t about CAFC.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    He’s never here, but he still is. He’s like a riddle from the Riddler for Batman and Robin to solve, but I just wish he would riddle off. Soon.
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,237
    edited April 2018
    Roland Duchatelet is omnipresent;
    He's like IBS, he can't be seen but you need a good shite for some relief from this health problem.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1477.
    He’s still here.
    Oh extremely wet Monday morning fuck...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1478.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuckedy fuck...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1479.
    He’s still here.
    Oh midweek fuck..
  • maidstone_addick
    maidstone_addick Posts: 40
    Duchatelet is like AIDS. You get fucked and it never goes away.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Day 1480.
    We’re on course for Day 1500.
    He’s still here.
    Oh fuck...

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