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Counting the Days 'Til Roland Duchatelet Sells Charlton Athletic
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Day 1481.
He’s still here. Another week.
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Day 1482 and 1483.
He’s still here.
Oh Bank Holiday and play offs here we come fuck ...1 -
Day 1484
He’s still here.
Oh hot fuck...1 -
Fuck!0
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Oh fence painting f**k.1
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Day 1485.
He’s still here.
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Day 1486.
He’s still here.
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Day 1487.
Good luck to the team tonight, he’s still here.
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Day 1488.
He’s still here. But for how much longer?
In the meantime, ohdisappointingfirstlegbutit’snotoveryet fuck..3 -
Day 1489 and 1490.
Good luck to the lads tomorrow
He’s still here.
Oh uphillstrugglebutyouneverknow fuck..1 - Sponsored links:
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Let’s spare a thought (there we go done) for the best owner in the world. He’s sitting in his shed looking forward to watching STVV by special live feed in a classic mid-table clash against Antwerp this evening.
‘Pesky ants’ he thinks to himself.
‘Still at least I’ve nearly got rid of that plague that was bothering me, won’t be seeing them again once I’ve sold the club.’
Marieke walks in to see him rubbing his hands together maniacally with glee.
‘Ants, I’ll get rid of you, lock stock and barrels of boiling water hahahaHAHAHAH.’
‘But Roland dear aren’t you hanging onto part of the ground, the training ground and future revenues like you have before when you have dismally failed at Football?’
‘Failed, I don’t do failure, I will make a profit in the end, I will.’
‘Oh dear dear, wouldn’t it be better to just walk away?’
‘I never fail and I’ve seen the last of those ants round here I tell you’
‘Yes dear. What’s that over there on your tomato plants dear? It’s red, blue and yellow and seems to be spreading all over the place.’
‘Arghhhh, it’s little red blue and yellow ants, bring me the kettle, the ROT has set in.’
We leave the best sort of former owner there contemplating the wisdom of retaining an interest in Charlton as ROT begins its inexorable march across his home turf.
He’s still here, fuck off.
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Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down
All together now!
Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down
No?
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Day 1491.
So we’re still where we were. Hopefully now we get the Takeover and we can start looking forward with a bit more optimism.
But for today he’s still here.
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Day 1492.
He’s still here.
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Roland must be in bits...
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Day 1493.
He’s still here.
Oh relentless fuck.....1 -
Day 1494.
He’s still here.
Oh longwindedly tiresome boring fuck..1 -
Day 1495.
He’s still here.
Oh longer than a Royal procession fuck...1 -
Day 1496 and 1497.
Well, it really does seem that it may not be much longer, but the old scROTe is still here.
Oh maybe just a few more fucks...
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I think he may be getting those from ROT this weekend...0
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Day 1498.
He’s still here.
Oh optimistic fuck ...1 -
Oh fucking fuck off Duchâtelet you fucking fuckhead fuckwit4
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Lovely theme coming through your prose there, Alwaysneil, subtle and textured, but with an underlying, layered progression throughout, building to a positive feast of alliteration at the end
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He's as difficult to get rid of as an attack of pyles. Although thinking about it they are rather similar!
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If I may paraphrase the Bard at this juncture -soapy_jones said:He's as difficult to get rid of as an attack of pyles. Although thinking about it they are rather similar!
FUCK OFF YOU OLD BELGIAN SCROTE!
“ What’s in a name? That which we call a pain in the arse by any other name would still be a right royal pain in the arse.”
He’s still relevant today eh
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The language at times on here is appalling.
Just sell the club and FUCK OFF2 -
Day 1499.
He’s still here.
Oh get on with it fuck...1 -
Day 1500.
Bloody hell,....let me see....that’s roughly about 1500 days too many.
He’s still here
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On reading Het Laatste Nieuws this afternoon my hopes were raised. Apparently an aged old multi-euro millionaire was ki-boshed in a freak gaffer taping accident... unfortunately, RIP Jules Van Der Faarten (92)0
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In the year 1500.
Reginald Pole was born, he went on to be Archbishop of Canterbury . He is the great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand father of Graham Pole who like his relation,
Would play the 3 card trick.
Oh fuck the Douchebag is still here .
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