And since one of the goal scorers was Naby, I guess that goes to show that even the most ignorant of owners with the most inept of advisers sometimes gets lucky and finds a gem rather than paste. However, I'd sooner trust LB's judgement...
Lets hope that row of gents wearing scarves seated behind the dugout did signify signs that B.O. has not taken a leaf from Extinction Rebellion's book & superglued himself to the club in expectation of promotion riches, and that they are the new owners of our dreams.
Meanwhile, as you say, He's still here. OhforMondaymorningwashingday'ssake
News of a new Aussie/Yank bid on the Takeover thread must steel you for one last push 3blokes...oh please let it be true!
I shall wander forthwith over to the Takeover thread and I shall peruse the latest developments over a pipe or two filled with the finest shag. I shall then allow a few momentary tics to flicker over my set jaw, before I stand up, cross the floor to the wardrobe and get in it. I shall remain there till the morning. Hopefully it will be all over before breakfast
Good morning. I have emerged from the wardrobe this morning momentarily to state:
Day 2218 and 2219. He’s still here. Oh fuck.
I shall retire to the wardrobe, my Winchester, once more to avoid PTSD ( Potential Takeover Stress/ Disappointment) and wait for the whole thing to blow over. Quick, man, get back in there, I can feel the seeds of hope already beginning to sprout....
Day 2228 ( as you are no doubt aware there is a dedicated staff of 48 working continuously on this thread 24/7 and there is a strict Quality Control Team consisting of a parrot and next door neighbour’s cat who monitor the content of the thread carefully to ensure only the finest ingredients are added. Think Del Monte but without the bloke in a hat. In the end it was felt that an episode where the B.O opens a chain of hardware stores called TOOL that also offers beauty products and facials was not of the standard that Del Monte would want. Tbh the parrot quite liked it but next door’s cat thought it was a load of bollocks so that escapade has been shelved for now and the writer has been taken out and shot. Thank you for your patience at this difficult time. And for those that have enquired, thank you, yes the elephant is still here. Well, it’s nearly time for my 9.00 medication, so that just leaves me time to say He’s still here. Oh fuck.
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And since one of the goal scorers was Naby, I guess that goes to show that even the most ignorant of owners with the most inept of advisers sometimes gets lucky and finds a gem rather than paste. However, I'd sooner trust LB's judgement...
Lets hope that row of gents wearing scarves seated behind the dugout did signify signs that B.O. has not taken a leaf from Extinction Rebellion's book & superglued himself to the club in expectation of promotion riches, and that they are the new owners of our dreams.
Meanwhile, as you say,
He's still here.
OhforMondaymorningwashingday'ssake
He’s still here.
Ohforcryingoutloud
He’s still here.
Ohforcryingoutloud
He’s still here.
Ohforcryingoutloud
He’s still here.
Oh fuck
Hopefully it will be all over before breakfast
Day 2218 and 2219.
He’s still here.
Oh fuck.
I shall retire to the wardrobe, my Winchester, once more to avoid PTSD ( Potential Takeover Stress/ Disappointment) and wait for the whole thing to blow over.
Quick, man, get back in there, I can feel the seeds of hope already beginning to sprout....
A good point this weekend
He’s still here.
Ohforcryingoutloud
He’s still here.
Ohforcryingoutloud
Wow.
Let’s hope not.
Anyway, he’s still here.
Oh fuck.
He’s still here.
Oh fuck
He’s still here.
Oh fuck
There will be further escapade involving the rivet lovin’ funster tomorrow.
But for now, he’s still here.
Oh fuck.
( escapade temporarily delayed by rogue elephant.
He’s still here. ( Roland, not the elephant
Ohforcryingoutloud
( as you are no doubt aware there is a dedicated staff of 48 working continuously on this thread 24/7 and there is a strict Quality Control Team consisting of a parrot and next door neighbour’s cat who monitor the content of the thread carefully to ensure only the finest ingredients are added. Think Del Monte but without the bloke in a hat.
He’s still here.
Oh fuck.
He’s still here.
Oh fuck
He’s still here.
Oh fuckthebinsout
He’s still here.
Oh fuck.
He’s still here, like a lonely floater.
Oh forflushingoutloud..
That familiar result.
And he’s still here.
Oh fuckitfuckitfuck
Cut the yellow toothed lying dad dancing incompetant coffin dodging Belgian oxygen thief some slack!
He’s still here.
Ohforcryingoutfuck
He’s still here.
Oh forcryingoutforcryingoutfircryingoutfuck