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Celebrity six a side returns to the Valley - 28th May 2016

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    mogodonmogodon
    Norman_Smith said:

    I think more celebrities turned up for the match at Slades prison.

    It was easier to get in and out of Slade prison then that it is to get past security at The Valley these days,
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    Norman_Smith said:

    I think more celebrities turned up for the match at Slades prison.

    Russell Slade is in prison? That's rules him out.
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    RedroboRedrobo
    ricky_otto said:

    Norman_Smith said:

    I think more celebrities turned up for the match at Slades prison.

    Russell Slade is in prison? That's rules him out.
    Not necessarily. Recent history suggests that you can pick the team from anywhere - even abroad! Having attended matches in the last year he is better qualified than our last picker.
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    HarryLimeHarryLime
    Who the hell would turn up for this thing other than these stella celebrities' relatives? Won't it be akin to a school sports day with just Dappy and Fecky's Mum and Dad turning up.
    That said I'm temped to go down and block the West Stand car park entrance, just for the conversation with Nash Grier "get out of my way, don't you know who I am!" and me replying with my hand on my heart "Sorry mate, I don't"
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    cashncarrycashncarry
    Who the feck is fecky
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    HarryLimeHarryLime
    http://www.redbull.com/uk/en/music/stories/1331767697023/big-in-2016-london-rapper-fekky

    Fekky is a bad-boy MC and he is making a life of grime pay
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    Covered EndCovered End
    Oakster said:

    Covered End said:

    I thought I'd know quite a few names. But no, I've only heard of Dappy & Jon Richardson.

    Non-celebrity 6 a side. Sounds shitty shit.

    I'm struggling with Dappy & Jon Richardson - who they???

    As for the rest - nope.
    Costadinos Contostavlos, better known by his stage name Dappy, is an English singer, songwriter, rapper, and actor. He is best known for being the lead singer of the Camden-based grime trio N-Dubz, with his cousin Tulisa and their friend Fazer.

    Jon Richardson is a comedian who is on 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown.
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    T_C_ET_C_E

    The celebrity teams will be managed by Keith Hill and his friend Spit the Dog
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    SheffieldRedSheffieldRed
    Norman_Smith said:

    I think more celebrities turned up for the match at Slades prison.

    All the prisoners agreed Noddy Holder was a polite governor, he said Merry Christmas Everybody
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    BedsaddickBedsaddick
    T.C.E said:


    The celebrity teams will be managed by Keith Hill and his friend Spit the Dog
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    Magic !
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    Am i getting that old???

    Not heard of 95% of that lot.
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    eaststandmikeeaststandmike
    ValleyGary said:

    Am i getting that old???

    Not heard of 95% of that lot.

    Your getting old fella, I know them all :wink:
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    Daddy_PigDaddy_Pig
    So 6 guys go on the island and they qualify as celebrities. Jesus wept
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    mogodonmogodon
    Covered End said:

    Oakster said:

    Covered End said:

    I thought I'd know quite a few names. But no, I've only heard of Dappy & Jon Richardson.

    Non-celebrity 6 a side. Sounds shitty shit.

    I'm struggling with Dappy & Jon Richardson - who they???

    As for the rest - nope.
    Costadinos Contostavlos, better known by his stage name Dappy, is an English singer, songwriter, rapper, and actor. He is best known for being the lead singer of the Camden-based grime trio N-Dubz, with his cousin Tulisa and their friend Fazer.

    Jon Richardson is a comedian who is on 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown.
    Thank God for that. For a moment I was worried we were scraping the barrel but now I see we have some genuine A-listers
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    mogodonmogodon
    ValleyGary said:

    Am i getting that old???

    Not heard of 95% of that lot.

    Can't see how there can be a celebrity match without stalwarts such as Diddy David Hamilton, Emperor Roscoe, DLT and Ed 'Stewport' Stewart. Ridiculous. And don't try telling me some of them are dead ...
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    JodaiusJodaius
    leftbehind said:

    What can't I bring to the event?
    . You may bring a ‘domestic’ camera however anything deemed professional is prohibited.

    Bit extreme i think

    I heard this is a club rule, and applies not only to cameras, but also managers, players, stewards, chief executives, etc.
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    BowieAddickBowieAddick
    Guaranteed to be the biggest crowd of the season with that lot
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited May 2016
    mogodon said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Am i getting that old???

    Not heard of 95% of that lot.

    Can't see how there can be a celebrity match without stalwarts such as Diddy David Hamilton, Emperor Roscoe, DLT and Ed 'Stewport' Stewart. Ridiculous. And don't try telling me some of them are dead ...
    Looks like a sex offenders register.
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    LuckyRedsLuckyReds
    edited May 2016
    Covered End said:

    Oakster said:

    Covered End said:

    I thought I'd know quite a few names. But no, I've only heard of Dappy & Jon Richardson.

    Non-celebrity 6 a side. Sounds shitty shit.

    I'm struggling with Dappy & Jon Richardson - who they???

    As for the rest - nope.
    Costadinos Contostavlos, better known by his stage name Dappy, is an English singer, songwriter, rapper, and actor. He is best known for being the lead singer of the Camden-based grime trio N-Dubz, with his cousin Tulisa and their friend Fazer.

    Jon Richardson is a comedian who is on 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown.
    Also known as "That daft looking midget that sang a few songs with the bird who can't give a blowjob.", and "The weird looking fella off of '8 out of 10 Cats' that gets bullied by the other contestants, but you envy him anyway because he gets to be in the same room as Rachel Riley".
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    Dave2lDave2l
    LuckyReds said:

    Covered End said:

    Oakster said:

    Covered End said:

    I thought I'd know quite a few names. But no, I've only heard of Dappy & Jon Richardson.

    Non-celebrity 6 a side. Sounds shitty shit.

    I'm struggling with Dappy & Jon Richardson - who they???

    As for the rest - nope.
    Costadinos Contostavlos, better known by his stage name Dappy, is an English singer, songwriter, rapper, and actor. He is best known for being the lead singer of the Camden-based grime trio N-Dubz, with his cousin Tulisa and their friend Fazer.

    Jon Richardson is a comedian who is on 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown.
    Also known as "That daft looking midget that sang a few songs with the bird who can't give a blowjob.", and "The weird looking fella off of '8 out of 10 Cats' that gets bullied by the other contestants, but you envy him anyway because he gets to be in the same room as Rachel Riley".
    I still remember that Monday morning at the office where everyone was seriously dissecting the terrible technique of tulisas blow jobs. Was like a weird version of question time. Those conversations I always find strangely awkward. I just stayed about as mute as the valley was a year ago under this regime.
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    Karim_myBagheriKarim_myBagheri
    I really want to see who or what room 94 is. If it is just a room I would play him in goal.
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    Karim_myBagheri said:

    I really want to see who or what room 94 is. If it is just a room I would play him in goal.

    You've never heard of room 94? You haven't lived.
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    addick1965addick1965
    I'm glad I'm boycotting the Valley....remind me what the word celebrity means again.
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    CAFCsayerCAFCsayer
    Neg Dupree is the bloke off of Balls of Steel... Funny bastard. Not heard of any of the others bar Dappy, Jon Richardson and Fekky. Who goes to this shit?
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