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London's First Naked Restaurant

Vincenzo
Vincenzo Posts: 2,911
in Not Sports Related
Opens tomorrow. In Shoreditch, natch. 45,000 waiting list.

Mind yourself with the soup.

http://www.thebunyadi.com/
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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Clothing optional, it'll be a room full of fully clothed single weirdos hoping to have a perv
  • Vincenzo
    Vincenzo Posts: 2,911
    I think they have a separate room for the nuddy shy.
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,300
    What??

    Why??
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,475
    edited June 2016
    Technically, any restaurant is a naked restaurant if you try put your mind to it.

    Also, of course it's f'ing Shoreditch.
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,771
    cafcdave123 said:

    Clothing optional, it'll be a room full of fully clothed single weirdos hoping to have a perv

    my thoughts exactly. still, got to hope that i'll see a bit of something tomorrow or it wont be worth it.
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    Waiter at naked restaurant: Sir, we have more female naked diners that I have to seat at this table. Will you be long, as this is the only table that isn't occupied by naked female diners?

    Me: Look, I'm going to have to stay sitting down for a while. (Think of something boring. Think of something boring.)
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,613
    SDAddick said:

    Technically, any restaurant is a naked restaurant if you try put your mind to it.

    Also, of course it's fucking Shoreditch.

    It opened after pressure from the local women who were jealous of only men getting food in their beards.
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,373
    SDAddick said:


    Also, of course it's fucking Shoreditch.

    Word for word what I said to myself as soon as I saw it.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,906
    Vincenzo said:

    Opens tomorrow. In Shoreditch, snatch. 45,000 waiting list.

    Corrected

  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,576
    Would you like cream with that Sir?

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  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,853
    edited June 2016
    hawksmoor said:

    Waiter at naked restaurant: Sir, we have more female naked diners that I have to seat at this table. Will you be long, as this is the only table that isn't occupied by naked female diners?

    Me: Look, I'm going to have to stay sitting down for a while. (Think of something boring. Think of something boring.)

    Thinking of Margaret Thatcher does the trick for me - it deflates in seconds!
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    cafcdave123 said:

    Clothing optional, it'll be a room full of fully clothed single weirdos hoping to have a perv

    When you going mate?
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,576
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    Clothing optional, it'll be a room full of fully clothed single weirdos hoping to have a perv

    When you going mate?
    We should have a CharltonLife outing there to get to know each other better?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    ForeverAddickted said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    Clothing optional, it'll be a room full of fully clothed single weirdos hoping to have a perv

    When you going mate?
    We should have a CharltonLife outing there to get to know each other better?
    I'll send you a coupla pics of meself if you're a bit desperate pal

    ; )
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,989
    THE BUNYADI
    {BoN/YA/Dee}
    Meaning: Fundamental, Base, Natural


    Fuck. Off.
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,840
    Don't see what all the fuss is about. I prefer my food without dressing.
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,743
    I'm not ordering sausage and two mash!!!!!
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    What's the veggie option?
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421
    AddickUpNorth said:

    What's the veggie option?

    Brussels ;)
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,830
    Will be an utter cockfest in every sense

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  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,750
    What a load of old shit.
    Jackass meets Masterchef.
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,217
    I bet the misses still takes hours to get ready!
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    I wonder if it has a fan sofa for those waiting for a table :wink:
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Hope they do spotted dick
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,613
    3blokes said:

    I wonder if it has a fan sofa for those waiting for a table :wink:

    No, it's a fanny sofa
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,576
    Do you turn up to be asked... May I take your coat / May I take your shirt etc.?
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Hope they do spotted dick

    Are you going then?
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    Is it called Carrot and Onions?
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,927
    Looks the bollocks
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,613
    I bet it all goes tits up before long.

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