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London's First Naked Restaurant

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  • c4fcdenmark
    c4fcdenmark Posts: 2,041
    You should tell Roland and Katrien about it. It will be the best dressed he has been in a while.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,609
    So, do you go there clothed and then get naked or do you leave home, get the train and bus in the buff and offend public decency. If not then what is the fucking point?
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    I like the way all the people in the publicity shots are young and beautiful. Not a fat bald bloke in sight.
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    i would have thought it would discourage you from eating seeing flobby lard everywhere.
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,979
    Halix said:

    i would have thought it would discourage you from eating seeing flobby lard everywhere.

    Agreed. I remember watching something on the TV years ago showing nudists playing tennis with it all shaking about. The awful bit was in the supermarket where some bloke wheeling a trolley round had his knob level with the cakes.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    Halix said:

    i would have thought it would discourage you from eating seeing flobby lard everywhere.

    Agreed. I remember watching something on the TV years ago showing nudists playing tennis with it all shaking about. The awful bit was in the supermarket where some bloke wheeling a trolley round had his knob level with the cakes.
    Hope they got some white chocolate yule log for my visit
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    colthe3rd said:

    Hope they do spotted dick

    Are you going then?
    Shoreditch? More your manor ain't it
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    edited June 2016
    Went to one in Sydney.
    Food took ages, then the waitress arrived, lifted her arms and produced 2 burgers from her armpits.
    I asked her what was going on, and she said it was to keep them warm on the long trip from the kitchen.
    I said 'you can forget about the hot dogs'.
  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    FFS! :open_mouth:
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Pretentious nonsense

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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Don't like the idea of themy rough sawn log stools; one might get a little prick up one's arse.
  • addickfanatic
    addickfanatic Posts: 1,113
    As a chef I hope the kitchen staff have clothing as an option! Watch out for spitting fat and boiling water. Pan burns could also get interesting. Watch out for the meat and two veg
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,257

    THE BUNYADI
    {BoN/YA/Dee}
    Meaning: Fundamental, Base, Natural


    Fuck. Off.

    when I see things like this a little piece of my soul dies. I truly believe I should go full throttle on my idea to create an app where fellow rabbies victims can connect with one another and check out the most hip quarantine pens globally. The app will of course be funded by some angel investors, crowd sourcing and a fin tech start up just off silicon roundabout

    The press release will be accompanied with a quote that Richard Bramson may or may not have said about being an entrepreneur

    Peter Jones will later Sue me because he thought of it first
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,653
    hawksmoor said:

    I like the way all the people in the publicity shots are young and beautiful. Not a fat bald bloke in sight.

    I don't know whether to flag that or just sulk.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,353
    edited June 2016
    The drinks are on the arse
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,233
    I reckon it'll be wank
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,815
    Suit the shoreditch tosser then.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    If you find a hair, it's gonna be a pube
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,113
    Does this mean people walk into the restaurant naked?
  • Basic menu though - meat and two veg, sausages in buns etc.

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  • addickfanatic
    addickfanatic Posts: 1,113
    I wonder if Coq au Vin is on the menu
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited June 2016
    offering the waitress a massive tip could be misconstrued.
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Does my arse look big out of this?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Halix said:

    offering the waitress a tip could be misconstrued.

    I'd give her one
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    ..a tip that is
  • addickfanatic
    addickfanatic Posts: 1,113
    Is it a Full service restaurant?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,041
    Solidgone said:

    I bet the misses still takes hours to get ready!

    Does my bum look big in this (restaurant)?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Hope the 'Religious' Patrols don't go for more of a wonder end end up in Shoreditch, coz Whitechapel and Commercial Road ain't that far away
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,979
    Perhaps we could hold player of the year dinner there?