Olympic Innuendo

Uboat

Post them up here. I'll get the the ball rolling from tonight's weightlifting:

'Very aggressive in the jerk phase!'

'Look at the clean snatch!'

Exiled_Addick

A bit of a splash there upon entry.

theeenorth

Left hand on the stick..........and finished!

Sonicstud85

Neymar comes inside

Sonicstud85

She dug that out well on her knees

newyorkaddick

My wife and I have an Olympic sex life....


....once every four years.

guinnessaddick

newyorkaddick said:

My wife and I have an Olympic sex life....


....once every four years.

And you win gold every time.

Huskaris

guinnessaddick said:

newyorkaddick said:

My wife and I have an Olympic sex life....


....once every four years.

And you win gold every time.

She doesn't finish

3blokes

newyorkaddick said:

My wife and I have an Olympic sex life....


....once every four years.

And you still carry a torch for her

thai malaysia addick

Sonicstud85 said:

Neymar comes inside

This is a true story and similar. I was at Gatwick Airport on the bus to the Long Term Car Park. The bus was almost full but I spotted a young lady who was occupying the aisle seat with a spare at the window. She had a bag on her lap and that were cases everywhere on the full bus. Seeing me look to get to the spare seat next to her at the window, she said "Would you like to come inside me?" And, then, a brief pause and "Oh my God, what have I said?" Many smirking faces were seen.

Plumstead_Micky

newyorkaddick said:

My wife and I have an Olympic sex life....


....once every four years.

You lucky bastard.

guinnessaddick

thai malaysia addick said:

Sonicstud85 said:

Neymar comes inside

This is a true story and similar. I was at Gatwick Airport on the bus to the Long Term Car Park. The bus was almost full but I spotted a young lady who was occupying the aisle seat with a spare at the window. She had a bag on her lap and that were cases everywhere on the full bus. Seeing me look to get to the spare seat next to her at the window, she said "Would you like to come inside me?" And, then, a brief pause and "Oh my God, what have I said?" Many smirking faces were seen.

Didn't help that you had your cock in your hand.

Brendan_O_Connell

Commentator talking about the Sweden woman's goalkeeper:

"She had a very bad period towards the end of the first half"

RodneyCharltonTrotta

Brendan_O_Connell said:

Commentator talking about the Sweden woman's goalkeeper:

"She had a very bad period towards the end of the first half"

Job done if it kept the opponents away from her box.

Uboat

'He didn't enjoy getting beaten by Koch.'

JohnBoyUK

dizzee

thai malaysia addick said:

Sonicstud85 said:

Neymar comes inside

This is a true story and similar. I was at Gatwick Airport on the bus to the Long Term Car Park. The bus was almost full but I spotted a young lady who was occupying the aisle seat with a spare at the window. She had a bag on her lap and that were cases everywhere on the full bus. Seeing me look to get to the spare seat next to her at the window, she said "Would you like to come inside me?" And, then, a brief pause and "Oh my God, what have I said?" Many smirking faces were seen.

So what happened next?

Beckboy

guinnessaddick said:

newyorkaddick said:

My wife and I have an Olympic sex life....


....once every four years.

And you win gold every time.

I would be more worried who took the silver and bronze

Peter_G

I'll just chip in with a classic from Montreal '76. Ron Pickering with "and there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

1StevieG

On the US divers

"Oh yes this is their bogey dive......"

Daddy_Pig

Less than vertical on entry

AddicksAddict

JohnBoyUK said:

Does anyone know if this is a genuine picture or mocked up?

AddicksAddict

Peter_G said:

I'll just chip in with a classic from Montreal '76. Ron Pickering with "and there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

I didn't realise it was Pickering who said that, I always thought it was David Coleman's comment. It's a classic, whoever said it, of course. Not an innuendo but "We'll be having the pole vault over the satellite" is a good one, too.

man_at_milletts

This was a ColemanBalls, not sure who the female runner was tho'

"Every time she stretches her legs, a big gap appears"

JohnBoyUK

AddicksAddict said:

JohnBoyUK said:

Does anyone know if this is a genuine picture or mocked up?

I'm assuming its genuine as I stole it straight from Facebook. However, I'm not taking the risk of googling said subject in the office to find out!

sam3110

JohnBoyUK said:

AddicksAddict said:

JohnBoyUK said:

Does anyone know if this is a genuine picture or mocked up?

I'm assuming its genuine as I stole it straight from Facebook. However, I'm not taking the risk of googling said subject in the office to find out!

It's genuine, happened in the German hockey game in Rio

AddicksAddict

sam3110 said:

JohnBoyUK said:

AddicksAddict said:

JohnBoyUK said:

Does anyone know if this is a genuine picture or mocked up?

I'm assuming its genuine as I stole it straight from Facebook. However, I'm not taking the risk of googling said subject in the office to find out!

It's genuine, happened in the German hockey game in Rio

Thanks.

StigThundercock

Heather Stanning stroking the coxless pair.

Weegie Addick

AddicksAddict said:

JohnBoyUK said:

Does anyone know if this is a genuine picture or mocked up?

I believe it is genuine - prompted Scottish Tory leader Ruth Davidson to tweet "Obviously, it would be hugely childish & wrong to chuckle at Linus & Florian, the backbone of Germany's hockey team." She got rather a lot of grief over that!

AddicksAddict

StigThundercock said:

Heather Stanning stroking the coxless pair.

Surely that's actually quite difficult, due to them being...?

AddicksAddict

Not olympic, but by Geoff Boycott at the cricket today:
"He's got wonderful timing off the wrist."