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Really stupid Questions!!

ForeverAddickted
ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,597
in Not Sports Related
Have seriously just received an email at work with question...

I can see there is a note on the system which says Document (A) has been posted to the Member... Can you confirm that this has been sent please?

Anyone else received anything better?
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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,166
    There are some seriously stupid questions posted on the TripAdvisor Albufeira forum on a daily basis...
  • Greenie Junior
    Greenie Junior Posts: 3,881
    When you've got a load of stuff at the till and the person goes 'would you like a bag with that'
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,500
    Greenie Junior said:

    When you've got a load of stuff at the till and the person goes 'would you like a bag with that'

    In the past yeah but not much now with people carrying their own bags.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,597
    Talal said:

    Greenie Junior said:

    When you've got a load of stuff at the till and the person goes 'would you like a bag with that'

    In the past yeah but not much now with people carrying their own bags.
    Even now you still get it happening when its clear you've got nothing else on you
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,634
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Have seriously just received an email at work with question...

    I can see there is a note on the system which says Document (A) has been posted to the Member... Can you confirm that this has been sent please?

    Anyone else received anything better?

    Sounds like either the 'Member' may not have received Document (A); or the email is a 'time to cover your arse' warning to you
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,597
    letthegoodtimesroll said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    Have seriously just received an email at work with question...

    I can see there is a note on the system which says Document (A) has been posted to the Member... Can you confirm that this has been sent please?

    Anyone else received anything better?

    Sounds like either the 'Member' may not have received Document (A); or the email is a 'time to cover your arse' warning to you
    System clearly shows it was sent and what was sent so dont need to cover my arse.

    If they havent received it... Just ask me to send it again
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,661
    Greenie Junior said:

    When you've got a load of stuff at the till and the person goes 'would you like a bag with that'

    I'd agree that used to be a stupid question but now we are subject to the Bag Stealth Tax it has become valid. Whilst some will argue it's 'only' 5p others will refuse to pay it as a matter of principle.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,040
    Does my bum look big in this ?

    Yes, it does, your bum is enormous.
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,435
    Phoning me on the home phone and asking "Are you in?"
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,769
    Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

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  • Norman_Smith
    Norman_Smith Posts: 338
    Have you tried turning it off and on?
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    what would Jesus do?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,260
    Who would buy the club is Roland left?

    Why are you protesting, things are going fine in the championship league 1?

    Why are you wearing a black and white scarf,that won't bring the regime down?

    And on a different topic

    What do you mean you're an atheist, you don't really believe that do you?

  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,040
    MrLargo said:

    In a pub, in Dublin, 5 minutes' walk from St James's Gate. Guinness posters on the wall, Guinness bunting hanging from the ceiling and a big, fat clock behind the bar in the shape of a pint of Guinness with the slogan "Guinness is good for you" underneath.

    My brother to the barman:

    "er, alright mate, do you serve Guinness?"

    Did they ?
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,105
    Any advice which dash cam to get?
  • Bigbadbozman
    Bigbadbozman Posts: 1,775
    When we got relegated from the prem had 2 separate people at work ask..
    So who are you going to support now?
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,856
    Covered End said:

    Does my bum look big in this ?

    Yes, it does, your bum is enormous.

    My wife does seems happy when I reply "no love it doesn't - your bum looks the same in that as it does in everything else you wear".
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,846
    My favourite was when Mike Gatting arrived back at Heathrow from the Windies with his nose splattered all over his face, to be greeted with the question "Mike, where did the ball hit you?"
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    Mother in law - They're nice, where did you get them?
    Wife - Poundland
    Mother in law- How much were they?

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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,371
    "So, who do you fancy in the next round?"

    Addick to Addick
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,701
    Covered End said:

    MrLargo said:

    In a pub, in Dublin, 5 minutes' walk from St James's Gate. Guinness posters on the wall, Guinness bunting hanging from the ceiling and a big, fat clock behind the bar in the shape of a pint of Guinness with the slogan "Guinness is good for you" underneath.

    My brother to the barman:

    "er, alright mate, do you serve Guinness?"

    Did they ?
    Heard it doesn't travel well.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    "Are you awake?"
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,284
    Watching the tandem track cycling during the Paralympics my wife asked me, "Remind me again, which one is blind?"
  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    How much is this mate? In Poundland, you think it's all a joke of a question until you actually hear it first hand.

  • Jensenwasclass
    Jensenwasclass Posts: 835
    Went to the British Legion years ago,
    mates young nephew asked for half a pint of Snakebite'!
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Jensenwasclass said:

    Went to the British Legion years ago,
    mates young nephew asked for half a pint of Snakebite'!

    Maybe I'm not getting it and setting myself up for a whoosh but, doesn't it just have to be half lager and half cider?
  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    cafcdave123 said:

    Jensenwasclass said:

    Went to the British Legion years ago,
    mates young nephew asked for half a pint of Snakebite'!

    Maybe I'm not getting it and setting myself up for a whoosh but, doesn't it just have to be half lager and half cider?
    Well there's no room for HALF lager AND HALF cider in a HALF pint glass. Obviously. Duuuhh...


    :wink:
  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    Are you ready love?
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,882
    Did we beat millwall?

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