When you've got a load of stuff at the till and the person goes 'would you like a bag with that'
I'd agree that used to be a stupid question but now we are subject to the Bag Stealth Tax it has become valid. Whilst some will argue it's 'only' 5p others will refuse to pay it as a matter of principle.
In a pub, in Dublin, 5 minutes' walk from St James's Gate. Guinness posters on the wall, Guinness bunting hanging from the ceiling and a big, fat clock behind the bar in the shape of a pint of Guinness with the slogan "Guinness is good for you" underneath.
In a pub, in Dublin, 5 minutes' walk from St James's Gate. Guinness posters on the wall, Guinness bunting hanging from the ceiling and a big, fat clock behind the bar in the shape of a pint of Guinness with the slogan "Guinness is good for you" underneath.
My favourite was when Mike Gatting arrived back at Heathrow from the Windies with his nose splattered all over his face, to be greeted with the question "Mike, where did the ball hit you?"
In a pub, in Dublin, 5 minutes' walk from St James's Gate. Guinness posters on the wall, Guinness bunting hanging from the ceiling and a big, fat clock behind the bar in the shape of a pint of Guinness with the slogan "Guinness is good for you" underneath.
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If they havent received it... Just ask me to send it again
Yes, it does, your bum is enormous.
Why are you protesting, things are going fine in the
championshipleague 1?Why are you wearing a black and white scarf,that won't bring the regime down?
And on a different topic
What do you mean you're an atheist, you don't really believe that do you?
My brother to the barman:
"er, alright mate, do you serve Guinness?"
So who are you going to support now?
Wife - Poundland
Mother in law- How much were they?
Addick to Addick
mates young nephew asked for half a pint of Snakebite'!