Really stupid Questions!!
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It isn't half a pint and half a pint it is half the drink and half the drink. So you can have a half of snakebite.rikofold said:
Well there's no room for HALF lager AND HALF cider in a HALF pint glass. Obviously. Duuuhh...cafcdave123 said:
Maybe I'm not getting it and setting myself up for a whoosh but, doesn't it just have to be half lager and half cider?Jensenwasclass said:Went to the British Legion years ago,
mates young nephew asked for half a pint of Snakebite'!
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WhooshMrOneLung said:
It isn't half a pint and half a pint it is half the drink and half the drink. So you can have a half of snakebite.rikofold said:
Well there's no room for HALF lager AND HALF cider in a HALF pint glass. Obviously. Duuuhh...cafcdave123 said:
Maybe I'm not getting it and setting myself up for a whoosh but, doesn't it just have to be half lager and half cider?Jensenwasclass said:Went to the British Legion years ago,
mates young nephew asked for half a pint of Snakebite'!4 -
Got a phone call just now from some numpty.
"This Media Release we have published on our website - am I OK to share that with a supplier or is it confidential?"
FFS.3 -
Some stuffed suit ex Etonian twat asked me if I thought the UK should remain part of the EU.0
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Not sure where I heard it (may even have been on here) - about a bloke on his bird on holiday somewhere.
They were looking up at the moon and she asked if it was the same one that they could see when back home.6 -
BBC Interviewer to Gordon Strachan when he was Southampton manager:
"Are you disappointed at losing that game Gordon?"
GS: "no, no, I absolutely delighted, it was just what I wanted!!"5 -
Strachan was always good at that sort of thing. One of his teams hadn't scored a goal at home all season and a reporter asked him if he'd like his team to score at home before the end of the season. The look Strachan gave him and the withering reply were tremendous!Brendan_O_Connell said:BBC Interviewer to Gordon Strachan when he was Southampton manager:
"Are you disappointed at losing that game Gordon?"
GS: "no, no, I absolutely delighted, it was just what I wanted!!"1 -
When the IRA were planting bombs in London and others Cities in England;
the stupid question put by so many TV Journalists ?
"What do you think of people who plant these bombs"
Other than maybe Kay Burly on Sky, we do seemed to have moved on in the TV media, if not on social media which is just a platform for some to prove they only use a Minute % of their brain.
( most of us use 20% of our capacity on a good day !)
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No, I'll just juggle itGreenie Junior said:When you've got a load of stuff at the till and the person goes 'would you like a bag with that'
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Ever tried asking for a quarter of a pint in a pub. Not really the done thing.MrOneLung said:
It isn't half a pint and half a pint it is half the drink and half the drink. So you can have a half of snakebite.rikofold said:
Well there's no room for HALF lager AND HALF cider in a HALF pint glass. Obviously. Duuuhh...cafcdave123 said:
Maybe I'm not getting it and setting myself up for a whoosh but, doesn't it just have to be half lager and half cider?Jensenwasclass said:Went to the British Legion years ago,
mates young nephew asked for half a pint of Snakebite'!
Surely the whole point of a snakebite is to get you blotto as quickly as possible, I think of any other reason to drink such a concoction.
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he was drinking half's as he was driving...charltonkeston said:
Ever tried asking for a quarter of a pint in a pub. Not really the done thing.MrOneLung said:
It isn't half a pint and half a pint it is half the drink and half the drink. So you can have a half of snakebite.rikofold said:
Well there's no room for HALF lager AND HALF cider in a HALF pint glass. Obviously. Duuuhh...cafcdave123 said:
Maybe I'm not getting it and setting myself up for a whoosh but, doesn't it just have to be half lager and half cider?Jensenwasclass said:Went to the British Legion years ago,
mates young nephew asked for half a pint of Snakebite'!
Surely the whole point of a snakebite is to get you blotto as quickly as possible, I think of any other reason to drink such a concoction.3 -
this was someone I worked with. she admitted to saying it to her boyfriend when they were on holiday.SuedeAdidas said:Not sure where I heard it (may even have been on here) - about a bloke on his bird on holiday somewhere.
They were looking up at the moon and she asked if it was the same one that they could see when back home.0 -
CEO's wife asked me "how many cigarettes are there in a ten pack". She was dead serious, not the sharpest knife in the draw.0
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think @DA9 posted this once.Karim_myBagheri said:
this was someone I worked with. she admitted to saying it to her boyfriend when they were on holiday.SuedeAdidas said:Not sure where I heard it (may even have been on here) - about a bloke on his bird on holiday somewhere.
They were looking up at the moon and she asked if it was the same one that they could see when back home.0 -
I did, the ex wife, Corfu 1994MrOneLung said:
think @DA9 posted this once.Karim_myBagheri said:
this was someone I worked with. she admitted to saying it to her boyfriend when they were on holiday.SuedeAdidas said:Not sure where I heard it (may even have been on here) - about a bloke on his bird on holiday somewhere.
They were looking up at the moon and she asked if it was the same one that they could see when back home.0 -
Do you want a BJ?0
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give us half hour mate, i'm just going into a meetingDaveMehmet said:Do you want a BJ?
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I'm off on holiday next week?
Going anywhere nice?
No ive deliberately decided to go to a shit-hole mate.8 -
Is it in yet?0
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At lunch today, they'll ask, wine list sir, course I do, ok minor, but irritating.0
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I hate to admit knowing this, but poundland sell many things for over a pound and absolutely nothing for under.creepyaddick said:Mother in law - They're nice, where did you get them?
Wife - Poundland
Mother in law- How much were they?
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/mar/04/poundland-must-no-longer-claim-everything-it-sells-costs-1-says-asa0 -
Almost everyday we use nearly 100% of our brain, in fact that little 3% of our body mass actually uses 20% of our energy.soapboxsam said:When the IRA were planting bombs in London and others Cities in England;
the stupid question put by so many TV Journalists ?
"What do you think of people who plant these bombs"
Other than maybe Kay Burly on Sky, we do seemed to have moved on in the TV media, if not on social media which is just a platform for some to prove they only use a Minute % of their brain.
(most of us use 20% of our capacity on a good day !)
You're without knowing constantly engaging almost every little part of your brain's capacity.
That 20% is a complete myth, the myth used to stand at 10%.0 -
Bloke at work reminiscing over football asked "when was France '98?"3
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"Does this dress make me look fat?"Addick Addict said:
My wife does seems happy when I reply "no love it doesn't - your bum looks the same in that as it does in everything else you wear".Covered End said:Does my bum look big in this ?
Yes, it does, your bum is enormous.
"No, Darling, of course not......"
"Your fat makes you look fat"
Never said it though!
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When someone orders a coke...
"Is Pepsi OK?"0 -
An unnamed girl at school (let's call her Louise Parker for illustrative purposes) asked the science teacher.
"Reinforced concrete is made out of steel and what, Sir?"0 -
Reporter to Mike Gatting after he left a bit of his nose bone in Malcom marshalls bouncer.... "where did it hit you?"0
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I work in customer service, don't get me bloody started...0
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No thanks I'd like an 'enry.Fiiish said:When someone orders a coke...
"Is Pepsi OK?"0
