London Zoo - Gorilla on the loose

addickfanatic

How tall is he? Does he pass the CL height test and if the answer is yes, can he play as a box to box cm

Fiiish

PragueAddick said:

Sun headline apparently is

"It's all gone a bit King Kong"

Gotta hand it to those bastards. They know how to write a headline.

I would have gone with 'ZSL locked down after gorilla escapes enclosure'.

I may not be cut out for tabloid journalism.

oohaahmortimer

DaveMehmet said:

Has thankfully been tranquilised and recaptured. Poor thing must have been terrified.

I've read it 5 times now and I think I've missed the double entendre

DaveMehmet

oohaahmortimer said:

DaveMehmet said:

Has thankfully been tranquilised and recaptured. Poor thing must have been terrified.

I've read it 5 times now and I think I've missed the double entendre

If you can't find it, I'll give you one.

Fiiish

https://twitter.com/telegraphnews/status/786866409800278016

"The BBC have apologised to the Gorilla, stating that in no circumstances was there any similarity between the creature and the screeching head of the SNP."

soapboxsam

The Gorilla was only caught when he boarded a bus near Regents park with an Oyster card with no credit and didn't have a Phone in his hand.

Who said Gorillas were clever ?

LouisMend

Dave2l said:

SuedeAdidas said:

I hope he finds some clowns.

People would probably think trigger happy TVs back

On a side note, it is. Only on 4OD - I've only seen the first one so far but it was funny

Lincsaddick

seriously .. keeping these sentient animals in captivity/prison is cruel .. do away with zoos and let the animals fend for themselves in the wild .. a death at the hands of a poacher or hunter is better than a life in a zoo

1StevieG

LouisMend said:

Dave2l said:

SuedeAdidas said:

I hope he finds some clowns.

People would probably think trigger happy TVs back

On a side note, it is. Only on 4OD - I've only seen the first one so far but it was funny

Comedy gold.

SuedeAdidas

Lincsaddick said:

a death at the hands of a poacher or hunter is better than a life in a zoo

Quite a tough one to prove that.

Alwaysneil

Be better if the keeeper was called Pete though.

'Pete, it's all gone a bit King Kong' has a bit extra.