The Zoo has been put on lockdown due to a coachload of tourists from Blackpool visiting today, leading to repeated incidents of mistaken identity. A couple from Fleetwood have already been tranquilized in error.
Can we expect to see a hirsute, stocky man in an ill-fitting Charlton shirt being photographed in the fax machine room at the Valley signing a 2 year deal on the OS tomorrow?
About thirty years ago, me and my ex adopted a baby gorilla at London zoo, when we parted I took no further interest, hopefully he isn't looking for vengeance and back payment in bananas.
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Really misses the jungle - last seen heading for Calais ....
;-)
Plus it's funny
Fiendish.
Pfft.
"It's all gone a bit King Kong"
Gotta hand it to those bastards. They know how to write a headline.