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London Zoo - Gorilla on the loose

BedsaddickBedsaddick
edited October 2016 in Not Sports Related
Reports of a gorilla on the loose . ( not a joke )

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    1StevieG1StevieG
    Been gambling has he?
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    1StevieG1StevieG
    My joke is now ruined. Cheers Beds! :wink:
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    LeuthLeuth
    ...and that gorilla's name was Katrien Meire!! LOL!!!
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    FiiishFiiish
    Can he play on the left?
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    I couldn't give a monkeys to be honest.
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    I bet the people stuck in the zoo are going ape-shit.
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    shirty5shirty5
    There's a rhino loose in the city
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    1StevieG1StevieG
    Rumours that Charlton Heston is visiting are unconfirmed.
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    When Slade went awol at the press conference I knew something was up!
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    FiiishFiiish
    Can we expect to see a hirsute, stocky man in an ill-fitting Charlton shirt being photographed in the fax machine room at the Valley signing a 2 year deal on the OS tomorrow?
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    Go Guy Go
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    GlassHalfFullGlassHalfFull

    Really misses the jungle - last seen heading for Calais ....
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    BedsaddickBedsaddick
    edited October 2016
    Don't you people take anything seriously



    ;-)
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    stonemusestonemuse
    Bedsaddick said:

    Don't you people take anything seriously



    ;-)

    Life's too short :wink:

    Plus it's funny
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    SouthWest_AddicksSouthWest_Addicks
    Harambe's English cousin taking the fight to the Establishment.
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    1StevieG1StevieG
    edited October 2016
    Rumors he has been caught climbing up the Shard are unconfirmed.
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    Floyd MontanaFloyd Montana
    Just as I thought, that Gorilla Glue is shyte
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    MacronateMacronate
    Set free by the SMT to beat up the protesters on Saturday.

    Fiendish.
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Has thankfully been tranquilised and recaptured. Poor thing must have been terrified.
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    Cardinal SinCardinal Sin
    Stewarding at the Valley on Saturday.
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    Dave2lDave2l
    SuedeAdidas said:

    I hope he finds some clowns.

    People would probably think trigger happy TVs back
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited October 2016
    DaveMehmet said:

    Has thankfully been tranquilised and recaptured.

    Hopefully the same thing will happen to Sue Parkes.
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    bucksheebuckshee
    Thankfully for all those that like staring at caged animals he's back behind bars .

    Pfft.
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    crookestercrookester
    Anna_Kissed said:

    Spotted, attempting to purchase a seat in West Stand Lower tier.

    Ridiculous! Gorillas aren't that stupid.
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    PragueAddickPragueAddick
    Sun headline apparently is

    "It's all gone a bit King Kong"

    Gotta hand it to those bastards. They know how to write a headline.
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