The 5 that I intended to write, have all recently appointed new CEO's who have continually lied to me and told me they only want customers under 40. The entire history of the products has been deleted too. Apparently it's the way forward in business.
Please tell me one of the products was Werther's Original
Werther's Originals M&S Prawn Sandwiches Bovril The Tartan Blanket Co Fishermans Friends
Admittedly, this will be a bit more interesting for us old 'uns.
Just for Men.....69 years. Believe it or not, Sainsbury's no longer stock it....scandalous! Steradent...60 years. Anusol.......65+ years. Incontinence pants............65+ years. Shoe lifts....65+ years.
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Canesten once
Zovirax cold sore cream
Swarfega
Pedigree Chum
Anusol
M&S Prawn Sandwiches
Bovril
The Tartan Blanket Co
Fishermans Friends
Pornhub account
Tea
A wife
Youporn account
toilet paper
books
recorded and live music
quality clothing and footwear
good food ..
the 5 'essentials' amongst thousands of other products that are essential to a comfy and interesting life
2. When I need something to nibble;
3. The best scrubber for cleaning those awkward places
4.
5. And, whenever I've been thirsty, nothing beats...
Werther's Originals
Tarten Blanket
Box of Crayons
Season ticket for the West Stand
Vim
Jubblies
Black Jacks
7.05 from Tonbridge
Corn Flakes
Cousins Imperial Leather
Heinz Baked Beans
J Cloths
Bbc 2
Itv
Channel 4
Channel 5 (especially late night in its early days)
Jura Whisky
BrewDog
Westerham Brewery
Private Eye
Head & Shoulders
Literally cannot think of anything else I intentionally buy because it is that brand.
National rail enquiries website app
Proof of age for boozers, grey hair but short
Non league address book
Fastened wallet
Water.
Books.
Clothes.
Shoes.
I'm not sure I'm getting this.
Mars bars
PG Tips
Heinz/HP baked beans
Colgate
Branston Beans
Yorkshire Tea
Whitening toothpaste
Lacoste polo shirts.
Heinz baked beans
Coco Pops
Bassets Jelly Babies
Coke/Diet Coke
Triumph Motorcycles
Old Spice deodorant (!)
Bombay Sapphire Gin
Arcam Stereos
Daddies Brown sauce
Hellmanns Mayonnaise
Ford
Adidas Retro trainers
Maddens
FIFA
Elder Scrolls (not the shit online game)
Vauxhall Astra
Walkers crisps
Branston pickle
Tunnocks tea cakes
Victorinox (Swiss army knives)