Not opened any yet as kids only just got up at 9am
But my secret Santa was a bit of a horror show of a shirt! I know it's not meant to be an awesome present - but Jesus Christ, if in doubt buy me alcohol!
Being a slightly evil parent we enjoy making the kids wait, so no idea yet.
But after last year when my middle child had an emergency appendectomy over Christmas and the wife's Nan diedo hopefully it will also tad less traumatic.
I got a 25yr old nympho with big tits riding a red and white unicorn towing a trailer full of real ale and curry..... worst present I've ever received!!!!
A pink cowboy hat, a pink mankini and a 14 inch double ended dildo.
Secret Santa with the lads wasn't taken very seriously...
To be worn on the next jolly to Belgium, would certainly generate publicity. And as Roly has shafted us, you can return the favour with the other gift.
A set of custom made gates for the dogs travel crates in my van. A new adult lead and collar for Valli. A bite sleeve. A tracking harness for Valli. A Fitbit was an early present.
Worse..... socks and pants. Apparently I need them as all mine are full of holes.... can't say I'd noticed.
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Worst: a parker pen set
But my secret Santa was a bit of a horror show of a shirt! I know it's not meant to be an awesome present - but Jesus Christ, if in doubt buy me alcohol!
Worst - a roll of duct tape from my 15 year old son.
But after last year when my middle child had an emergency appendectomy over Christmas and the wife's Nan diedo hopefully it will also tad less traumatic.
Worst - Cardigan 3 sizes too small
XXL?
Hi-lights:
Vintage Fila Lizzano Track Top
Saddle For My Bike
Fat Lad Long Sleeve Lantern Rouge Cycling Jersey
I'm going to watch them today including the special directors cut with footage or Karel Frayere being driven away in a laundry van
I lost my brand new Samsung S7 Edge 2 weeks into a 24 month contract a week or two ago.
Santa is a piss taker.
Did I get any trousers for Christmas
A pink cowboy hat, a pink mankini and a 14 inch double ended dildo.
Secret Santa with the lads wasn't taken very seriously...
Books from my son and a DAC amp for my headphones from my wife.
I won't need to talk to anyone for days.
Worst... I've liked all my presents so havent got one
Jerry Shirley (Humble Pie) book, Best Seat in The House, which covers his time in the band. Only scanned it quickly but looks bloody good.
Slippers
Scarf
Socks
Jumper
Tie
Shower gel
If I had to complain about anything ... 2 Ripple chocolate bars
A new adult lead and collar for Valli.
A bite sleeve.
A tracking harness for Valli.
A Fitbit was an early present.
Worse..... socks and pants. Apparently I need them as all mine are full of holes.... can't say I'd noticed.