I got a 25yr old nympho with big tits riding a red and white unicorn towing a trailer full of real ale and curry..... worst present I've ever received!!!!
Very happy with all my presents this year. Just started to take up photography a bit more seriously so a new tripod and camera rucksack from the Mrs. Bottle of Kraken black spiced rum and couple of CD's from my 2 boys. Probably the worst present is some liqueur chocolates but even those I'm not complaining about.
A set of custom made gates for the dogs travel crates in my van. A new adult lead and collar for Valli. A bite sleeve. A tracking harness for Valli. A Fitbit was an early present.
Worse..... socks and pants. Apparently I need them as all mine are full of holes.... can't say I'd noticed.
thank god they weren't the holiday photos you shared
My daughter asked santa for something for her pet zebra finches. I helped the old fellah out and got a sort of brightly coloured mix of wooden pieces for birds to climb on. When we put it in the cage they were terrified, and after an hour, they clearly hated it, so we took it out. We went to my inlaws for lunch and when we got back, one bird was dead. Don't buy pressies for tiny birds - they don't do christmas.
Worst is a code to play FM 2017 from my brother. He wants to end me as a productive and independent-minded individual
Oh because a record player is SO unique (sounds perfect for you though ).
By the way i have intentionally not bought a record player or FM because Iknow one would lead to spending stupid amounts of money and the other would lead to losing stupid amounts of money because I'd do it instead of working.
I got this blinding gift to add to my collection. It's a 1916 dated WW1 Lee Enfield SMLE full matching serial numbers. With 1916 dated bayonet (they don't like it up em) Been in storage since 1918, deactivated for me last week. Proper piece of history. The rounds are dated 1917 and are inert, before anyone gets their knickers in a knot. Didn't get a bad gift, I'm very lucky.
I got this blinding gift to add to my collection. It's a 1916 dated WW1 Lee Enfield SMLE full matching serial numbers. With 1916 dated bayonet (they don't like it up em) Been in storage since 1918, deactivated for me last week. Proper piece of history. The rounds are dated 1917 and are inert, before anyone gets their knickers in a knot. Didn't get a bad gift, I'm very lucky.
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Dinner already cooked and eaten. I feel stuffed. Due a nap.
Worst - Rio Ferdinand's broken promises
Happy Christmas everyone.
worst has to be a dead starfish
Like what the fuck is that about?
I can't work out whether it's some kind of joke that everyone but me is in on, or if someone though my stationary draw was lacking....
Want to have a relationship with him and the club I experienced with my old man.
Golf gifts from people who don't play golf are also always lame.
Coolest is a signed Ian Hutchinson (bike racer) autobiography.
Worst is a plastic pinball game for ages 3-13
Worst is a code to play FM 2017 from my brother. He wants to end me as a productive and independent-minded individual
By the way i have intentionally not bought a record player or FM because Iknow one would lead to spending stupid amounts of money and the other would lead to losing stupid amounts of money because I'd do it instead of working.
How have I got flagged for that, somebody
had to much pop over Christmas?
It's a 1916 dated WW1 Lee Enfield SMLE full matching serial numbers. With 1916 dated bayonet (they don't like it up em) Been in storage since 1918, deactivated for me last week.
Proper piece of history. The rounds are dated 1917 and are inert, before anyone gets their knickers in a knot.
Didn't get a bad gift, I'm very lucky.